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David Usher - Making an arse of himself

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Theres a protest starting outside the TLW gates and a march to the nearest pub . There is also going to be a bonfire of fridge magnets and simon and the gypos doing a protest tarmacking outside ESPN.

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Ode to Usher.

 

If you were a squirrel you’d be highest in the tree

If you were an insect you’d be the busiest little bee

If you were a frog, you’d croak loudest of them all

And if you were a giraffe you’d be tallest of the tall

 

And if you were an owl you’d be wise as wise can be

And if you were a dolphin you’d be the fastest in the sea

That is why we’re proud to have you as the leader of our team

As we stand upon the Kop, hoping to live our dream

 

You sell your mag outside the gates by the man with hot dogs

It’s only a matter of time before the mag sells out

So thank the lord you’re not a squirrel, dolphin giraffe, frog or bee

I just want you to know you mean all the world to me

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His agent has said "TLW aren't in the Forum Champions League and David E. Usher needs to be writing at that level."

 

They've even tweeted a pic of him trying to dress trendily like an extra from 70s series U.F.O. and exhuding 'smug.'

 

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Can't believe that more hasn't been made of his body language in this photo. Clearly has no interest in being here. Or in haircuts.

 

The real question now is who are we going to get in to replace him? No one of his quality is going to consider moving here now that we're a "selling forum." Best we can do is some halfwit like Fat Scouser from RAWK, but knowing us, we'll probably get someone even worse like "Replies to His Own Posts" Pheeny.

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Can't believe that more hasn't been made of his body language in this photo. Clearly has no interest in being here. Or in haircuts.

 

The real question now is who are we going to get in to replace him? No one of his quality is going to consider moving here now that we're a "selling forum." Best we can do is some halfwit like Fat Scouser from RAWK' date=' but knowing us, we'll probably get someone even worse like "Replies to His Own Posts" Pheeny.[/quote']

 

Bollocks. People who were there say he was laughing and joking with the MF as the photo was taken. Talked about maybe getting a new scrunchie for this season. He's going nowhere.

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He s about to do a runner with sites cash when the site change over happens. It all makes sense he will hoof it to RAWK or follow Rafa to Napoli. It s the perfect opportunity he will close the site down leaving us homeless.

There is no new site software it s all part of his cunning plan.

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Noticed at footy last night that Dave has ripped off the TLW badge from his Adidas kits before any move has even been finalised. Disgusting behaviour from a so-called professional.

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There's been a lot of speculation and rumour, all of it unfounded. My future is totally committed to TLW and I'm about to sign a new deal with the server company.

 

Hopefully this puts all the speculation to bed and we can concentrate on having a successful season.

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Make him post on his own away from the rest of us.

 

It's too close to the start of the season to have a disruptive influence around.

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How did Usher get the ESPN gig? Did he issue a come and get me plea? Or did he go to the papers making noises about his discontent with life at TLW?

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Seven articles per week, probably something like 500 £ per article. That makes about 100 000 £ per year. Soon he´ll move to Aruba and leave this stinking site to run on it´s own without any edition. So, nothing chances here, but at least some of us has managed to escape from the poverty. Good for him.

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