[NSFW] The All New Celebrity T*ts Out Thread

[Leyton388]

5 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Although incredibly pretty, I always had the impression she was a bit tubby in comparison to say, Taylor Swift.

 

Those pictures are ace though. Shows what a weight loss aide crack can be.

Yeah she always looks a little tubby but those pictures are immense. She just needs to stay clear of the gear. 

[lifetime fan]

I’d happily have an addiction to that crack. 

[Jairzinho]

Tits, arse, thighs. 

 

[Dr Nowt]

[Carradona]

"A little tubby"

 

Fucking hell.

[TheHowieLama]

Compared to Taylor Swift -- hah:

 

 

 

You can see her bones through her skin FFS

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'd sup from her furry cup as well. 

[Welsh]

Taylor Swift is disgusting and has no figure whatsoever! Give me Demi any day of the week.

[Qwikage]

On 18/10/2019 at 18:17, Sugar Ape said:

 

 

I would use her shite for toothpaste.

 

Oh and she is very purty.

[Red74]

She can just about see the top of that chest of drawers and that’s with her heels on. Swift for me all day over stumpy legs 

[ZonkoVille77]

Taylor Swift is a walking broom handle. Nothing attractive about her at all. 

[Herp McDerp]

Like clockwork with you lot, just fuck off to the gay bumders thread and complain over there.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Miss Lovato is hot and her arse is top tier. But, there's no need for the Taylor Swift hate. Lovely Taylor! 

[Butch]

On 01/07/2019 at 07:46, Bob Spunkmouse said:

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Skinny boney chicks are an uncomfortable ride, hip bones sticking in you,and a boney ass. Can't beat a chick with some meat. 

[Strontium]

Taylor Swift is oddly unsexual. I bet the only time she ever gets her snatch out is to apply a green tea poultice or something. 

 

Demi Lovato is exactly what a woman should look like. If all ladies looked like that there would be no war. 

[Tony Moanero]

I don’t find women with loads of tattoos attractive.

[RJ Fan club]

4 hours ago, Butch said:

Skinny boney chicks are an uncomfortable ride, hip bones sticking in you,and a boney ass. Can't beat a chick with some meat. 

 

 

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon

[Bjornebye]

Taylor Swift has got a very sexy face. Seems to be a right cunt as a human though and... oh her legs are decent. 

 

I wouldn't touch her with Rapeys. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

They'd both get it. In terms of hot celebs though neither would make my top 100 if I was to be arsed and sad enough to make one. I've seen birds fitter than both walking through town and both are completely out my league 

[General Dryness]

8 hours ago, Butch said:

Skinny boney chicks are an uncomfortable ride, hip bones sticking in you,and a boney ass. Can't beat a chick with some meat. 

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I don’t find women with loads of tattoos attractive.

I pretty much only find women attractive if they have tattoos. In fact, I might dedicate a thread to these very people. 

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I pretty much only find women attractive if they have tattoos. In fact, I might dedicate a thread to these very people. 

None of my favourite female celebrities had/have any tattoos, or at least not that I know of.

[RJ Fan club]

I can confirm a famous lass having a tattoo would not stop me boning her if offered.

 

Let’s be honest, I’d take what I could get. Tattoo or not. 

[KMD7]

Women with tattoos are ace

[Elite]

Can't beat a tramp stamp.