Introducing : Emily Ratajkowski

[BCM]

[BCM]

A dodgy face ????????????????????????????????

 

Some people in this thread need to come out of the closet. Fucking stunning

[Fugitive]

So Moof thinks she's got a dodgy face? Not to worry, this is the same man who thinks its cool to dress like he's in one direction at his age.

 

Moofs opinion on stuff like this is void.

[SammyAftershave]

She's nice. I've got time for her.

[Ginny]

Who said she's got a dodgy face!? Fuckin wierdos.

[Section_31]

My word.

[Red Banjo]

She's the greatest women ever created. Ever.

[moof]

She has got a dodgy face, her mouth is too wide. Not saying I wouldn't but she's not perfection. Olivia Wilde is perfection.

[Newport]

Dodgy face? Where?

[Bjornebye]

Just a quick update - Emily and I are both fine. We decided that she can continue her modeling career for now until we settle down and raise a family.

[moof]

Right there.

[moof]

She's fuckin hot and everything but I've seen loads of birds with better faces

[Bjornebye]

She's fuckin hot and everything but I've seen loads of birds with better faces

 

I insist on seeing some examples....

[General Dryness]

Great story bro.

[Red Banjo]

Perhaps i'm in a minority here but i think she is absolutely stunning

[ZonkoVille77]

I'd eat stale mushy peas out of her box. Beautiful.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I've been examining the evidence and after hours of intense analysis, I've come to the conclusion that she has fucking AMAZING tits.

[Code]

 She is amazing, the most sexy creature I've seen in ages.

 

It cant hurt to see it again.

 

 

http://youtu.be/zwT6DZCQi9k

[Juniper]

She wishes! (She doesn't)

 

Bet she's a pain in the arse though. Her ego must be through the roof at the moment and women are a pain in the arse even when they are at the most normal state.

 

Even if I was single I'd jib off any supermodel for that reason.

 

"Hey love I got you a cup of tea and some milk chocolate digestives, fancy watching Die Hard?"

 

"Puff Daddy's on the phone, he can get me one served in a cup by a servant dressed in Vivian Westwood's latest collection, he's on about flying me out to Milan tomorrow so I need to get some beauty sleep".

 

"What?!? Do you fancy watching River Monsters?"

 

Best staying away from this type guys, She's nice but her ego wouldn't be worth it.

 

Actually, have some river monsters taped so I'm off.

[Section_31]

Jnp is fucked!

[Juniper]

On Holiday, its the Holiday beers talking.

 

Still wouldn't though! Got enough stress in my life without that nonsense.

 

You know it makes sense though.

[Section_31]

Haha legend!

[Red Banjo]

I don't know whether to be stunned, shocked, appalled or disgusted that this thread isn't rated 5 stars.

 

Also unsure about the same categories to describe how I feel about people saying Emily has got a dodgy face.

[Mike D]

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[Tommy Lawrence]

Has pubic hair become illegal?