Introducing : Emily Ratajkowski

[Numero Veinticinco]

Her hairy armpits are out of control. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

I'm not lying when I say this. I would last 3.7 seconds max. And she'd bloody well enjoy it. 

I'd go off like a punched icing bag.

[Bjornebye]

On 5 October 2018 at 7:52 PM, Strontium Dog said:

I'd like to sup gin from her cunt.

Finally, a post from you I can get on-board with 

[neko]

[Dougie Do'ins]

Needs a good pan of Scouse down her.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, neko said:

Is she trying to win the part of Skeletor?

[3 Stacks]

She does not need to gain weight unless her figure is partly related to a drug problem. She's hot and fit as fuck as it is. 

 

[Hades]

Skinny girls look hot naked but they do nothing for me in clothes.

[Bobby Hundreds]

She is fit. Would be interesting to see just how tiny she is in real life though, she could be great in pictures but look like a fucking 10 year old malnourished kid in real life. 

[Bjornebye]

 

[3 Stacks]

This might be a dumb question, but are her tits fake? They look really fake, but for some reason I feel like she would have real ones. If they're real, she's the biggest genetic freak since Lebron. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

This might be a dumb question, but are her tits fake? They look really fake, but for some reason I feel like she would have real ones. If they're real, she's the biggest genetic freak since Lebron. 

They look really fake? They’re the most real looking tits ever. Never go full Vlad.

[chris71]

Can't post the vid, but check it out on the showbiz section of the mail online of her on the beach. Dear God, that arse. 

[aRdja]

On 11/9/2018 at 8:56 PM, 3 Stacks said:

She does not need to gain weight unless her figure is partly related to a drug problem. 

What a strange comment. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, chris71 said:

Can't post the vid, but check it out on the showbiz section of the mail online of her on the beach. Dear God, that arse. 

It's a weird video because someone had to be just pointing their camera at her for the duration but probably got a nice wedge of cash for the trouble. Can't help but feel that her friend seemed to be a little classier in covering up when visiting the bar as there were children around but maybe that's just an opinion rather than the wider view.

 

But seeing as I've watched it, here's a photo...

 

 

[Em City]

She used to spend her summers in Cork.

 

Somewhere in Ireland there's some random lad, probably with bootcut jeans and a receding hairline, who can say he's fingered Emily Ratajkowski.

 

That's something to have put on the gravestone.

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

It's a weird video because someone had to be just pointing their camera at her for the duration but probably got a nice wedge of cash for the trouble. Can't help but feel that her friend seemed to be a little classier in covering up when visiting the bar as there were children around but maybe that's just an opinion rather than the wider view.

 

But seeing as I've watched it, here's a photo...

 

 

Where the fuck is her arse?

[chris71]

1 hour ago, Em City said:

She used to spend her summers in Cork.

 

Somewhere in Ireland there's some random lad, probably with bootcut jeans and a receding hairline, who can say he's fingered Emily Ratajkowski.

 

That's something to have put on the gravestone.

Actually not far from me down in Bantry. 

Unfortunately got the receding hair and bootcut jeans but no finger banging. 

[3 Stacks]

4 hours ago, aRdja said:

What a strange comment. 

Yeah, there are no models who do hard drugs, my bad. That's definitely not a part of the business. 

[Hades]

They look fake to me. Then again, most of her looks fake to me. It's hard to believe such symmetry exists in nature.

[3 Stacks]

6 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

They look really fake? They’re the most real looking tits ever. Never go full Vlad.

Ok sorry. Never seen a pair in real life, so I wouldn't know. Good to have been told this by an obvious boobie aficionado, such as yourself.  

[aRdja]

17 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Yeah, there are no models who do hard drugs, my bad. That's definitely not a part of the business. 

Plenty of people do ‘hard’ drugs recreationally... it’s just such a random criterion for you to select..  What if it’s partly related to an eating disorder?

[3 Stacks]

19 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Plenty of people do ‘hard’ drugs recreationally... it’s just such a random criterion for you to select..  What if it’s partly related to an eating disorder?

It's not a random thing to think that a supermodel is doing coke. I should've added to my sentence "She does not need to gain weight unless her figure is partly related to a drug problem or eating disorder."

 

My bad, very insensitive of me to only speculate about one nefarious aspect of the modelling world.  

[Numero Veinticinco]

It seems like you’re incapable of being disagreed with without using sarcasm to deflect. 

 

Tits a joyous. Enjoy looking at them. 

[aRdja]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

It's not a random thing to think that a supermodel is doing coke. I should've added to my sentence "She does not need to gain weight unless her figure is partly related to a drug problem or eating disorder."

 

My bad, very insensitive of me to only speculate about one nefarious aspect of the modelling world.  

 

I was more confused by your staunch anti-drugs stance.