Introducing : Cara Delevingne

[Bjornebye]

Dubbed the new Kate Moss.... (I've always fancied Kate Moss)

 

I know the majority of the GF hoards prefer women with curves (I do too) but for me this bird is gorgeous. I read a thing on her in one of my birds magazines last week and not only is she fit but she is a fucking party animal too.

 

If I had a younger sister, i'd want this little fitty to be one of her mates

 

 

 

 

[The Tott]

Eyebrows

[Elmyn Noos]

She is one seriously slightly below average looking bird.

[VladimirIlyich]

A bit of a minger in my opinion.

[Bjornebye]

A bit of a minger in my opinion.

 

 

I just like the way she looks like she would get on it all night with you. and carry on the next day.

 

Not a lad on here would kick her out of bed....

[zigackly]

I'd be afraid I might snap her.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I'd be afraid I might snap her.

 

Or trip over her eyebrows and then stand on her snapping her.

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

[zigackly]

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No, the brunette and glasses look definitely doesn't suit her.

[setreal]

Hello Cara.

[polymerpunkah]

Eyebrows

 

At some point I'm guessing it was "eyebrow".

 

Cute girl, in any event.

[Magic Sponge]

She looks like Bert off Sesame Street.

[Redder Lurtz]

What the fuck is wrong with women and their daft eyebrows these days?

[ZonkoVille77]

Can't see past those brows. Looks like the lovechild of one of the Gallaghers.

[Juniper]

She's a groupie which means she's probably riddled with STD's.

 

No thanks!!

 

(Proceed with caution lads)

[Paulie Dangerously]

Eyebrows

 

A bit of a minger in my opinion.

 

Or trip over her eyebrows and then stand on her snapping her.

 

 

She looks like Bert off Sesame Street.

 

What the fuck is wrong with women and their daft eyebrows these days?

 

Can't see past those brows. Looks like the lovechild of one of the Gallaghers.

 

The GF

 

[Bjornebye]

The GF

 

 

Redderz with a pony tail that

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

 

I just like the way she looks like she would get on it all night with you. and carry on the next day.

 

Not a lad on here would kick her out of bed....

 

She looks almost passable when photoshopped beyond all recognition. Almost.

[razor]

Is that Photoshopped picture a cyborg or an actual person?

 

A couple more goes with the brush tool and she'd have turned into Kryten off Red Dwarf.

 

Only not as intelligent.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I'm genuinely unsure how you can find her attractive. She's like an ugly boy. In a dress. With dark make-up. And a massive wig.

 

[setreal]

She looks almost passable when photoshopped beyond all recognition. Almost.

 

Is that Photoshopped picture a cyborg or an actual person?

 

A couple more goes with the brush tool and she'd have turned into Kryten off Red Dwarf.

 

Only not as intelligent.

 

I love it when people post heavily shopped photos of someone to prove that they are shaggable.

 

This here girl should look quite fine I'm sure, with normal hair and less make-up. The "model-body" is a bit of a turn-off, though. I like my girls skinny but there have to be bounds of reason. Also, all this "haute couture" nonsense usually makes all models look ridiculous. Talk about The Emperors fucking new clothes.

[Newport]

Those brows are very manly.

[Jhinge Machha]

alright, nothing special. i see many women like her around here

[TheHowieLama]

Stig - back after a long weekend of tequila, revolution, jello and vaseline with the chosen one and you have this bumped. Fucks sake man - grow up and find some curves.