Movie and TV dialogue that pisses you off

[Kevin D]

"I don't even know who you are/ I am anymore"

 

"I'm just trying to keep it together."

 

Generic claptrap that seems to find its way into about 75% of writing. Also, women screaming everytime a guns goes off, or there is a explosion.

[Ted]

"We got company"

 

"You just don't get it, do you?"

[VladimirIlyich]

'Poor Crazy Mixed up Kid.'

[Carvalho Diablo]

"5 o'clock, it's bitch raping time ! "

[jonnybastard]

"I've got a bad feeling about this". I'm sure it's said at least once in every star wars film.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Is there a thread on here called something like 'Movie and TV dialogue that is brilliant'?

[Neil G]

Is there a thread on here called something like 'Movie and TV dialogue that is brilliant'?

 

 

There's this:

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/43008-best-film-speech-ever.html

 

Mostly monologues, but a few exchanges in there as well if that's what you're looking for.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Nice one.

[A Red]

"Its a long shot.... but"

 

Its going to fucking work isnt it

[ZonkoVille77]

I'll be back

[General Dryness]

That fucking Greys Anatomy thing, "You don't get to...". i.e. "you don't get to call me a bitch" or something like that.

[A Red]

Its not dialogue but the way its delivered. American and cockney hardmen all have a gravely whisper for some reason.

 

You what mate? You'll do what to me? I cant hear you!!!

[Furmedge]

If there's talcum powder in the itching powder bottle, then that means..............oh boy!

[coops_lfc]

'Mmmmm that tastes good'

 

 

Ok it's mainly an American saying but it still pisses me off in movies.

[aws]

"no more lies betweeen us"

 

"this is going to be the best day ever"

 

Classic soap.

[Kevin D]

"no more lies betweeen us"

 

"this is going to be the best day ever"

 

Classic soap.

 

"I thought we promised no more secrets/ I just can't take anymore secrets." Who talks like this?

[rubble-rouser]

Any cop film in which the cop comes up with a cheesy one-liner as he arrests hsi nemesis, rather than kicking him in the balls.

 

By the way, talking of cop dialogue - Eppasods - Crimer Show

[Adebisi]

Its not dialogue but the way its delivered. American and cockney hardmen all have a gravely whisper for some reason.

 

You what mate? You'll do what to me? I cant hear you!!!

 

They all probably had acting lessons from Oliver Reed..

 

[cochyn]

Repeating kiss-off lines for dramatic effect just boils my piss.

*Looks meaninfully into middle distance*

It just boils my piss...

[Pony Princess]

Anytime on TV or a movie when people are kissing and you can hear slopping/smacking noises it makes me want to puke. Does that count as dialogue?

[rubble-rouser]

Wow. Every single line in this episode of Luther so far. Beyond fucking dire.

[General Dryness]

Anytime on TV or a movie when people are kissing and you can hear slopping/smacking noises it makes me want to puke. Does that count as dialogue?

 

As an aside, you never hear any slopping or smacking noises during sex scenes do you? And we all know that shagging is one of the sloppiest smackiest things you can do. More queefing during Hollywood sex scenes please.

[Pony Princess]

As an aside, you never hear any slopping or smacking noises during sex scenes do you? And we all know that shagging is one of the sloppiest smackiest things you can do. More queefing during Hollywood sex scenes please.

 

The delicate sound of damp balls slapping against a ladies..... marse? farse? Whats the equivalent of a ladies barse? Chinrest?

[General Dryness]

The delicate sound of damp balls slapping against a ladies..... marse? farse? Whats the equivalent of a ladies barse? Chinrest?

 

It probably doesn't have a name. You could be the first to name it. Get it done.

[odris]

"Prepare your anus"

 

Nah, I wish that was said a lot more.