Mkhitaryan

[Major Tom]

Russians, Ukranians, Eastern Europeans...they're all balls deep in murky water whenever the chance avails itself,

 

MajesticSuarez, is that you?

[Josef Svejk]

Pffff, let the backwards cunts unravel themselves.

 

Christ, you'd think the lad was the new Zidane with all this fuss. He's just Georgi Kinkladze.

 

Russians, Ukranians, Eastern Europeans...they're all balls deep in murky water whenever the chance avails itself, we should be staying well clear of this or I can see us ending up in court within 18 months for one reason or another, be it witness or defendant.

 

Negged. (Something I very rarely do.) For being a daft racist.

[Thants]

. . . . Henrik's younger sister Monika is also assistant to the Uefa chief Michel Platini . . .

 

I'm sure he put in a good word . . .

[The Acolyte]

If his mum and sister are up there in terms of football hierachy why the hell did they let their son/brother be represented by this utter scumbag?!

I think this kid wants out but isn't even being allowed to pick his own club.

 

This smells like Andrei Kanchleskis all over again!

[The Acolyte]

So' date=' in short, every shady fucker with rubles in his pockets owns a slice of him, he's got no chance of easily extricating himself from his weird ownership issues and he knows Shakhtar would prefer it that way. So he hires a super agent known for brokering big moves to help and, shock horror, he's a parasite too.

 

You can see why no one wants to meet Shakhtar's price, buying the rest of his contract and paying the agent's fees must be adding a huge amount to that figure.[/quote']

 

Shaktar are not covering themselves in glory here. I can see maybe us and few more clubs picking up Shaktar's best players (if they can) and then promptly deleting their number. I hope the historically big clubs make a pact to blacklist teams like this.

I can see why Ayre and the rest pulled up the draw bridge once they saw who his agent was and the multiple slices of pie this kid has been carved up into. They can't involve the Armenian FA due to his close association, ditto with UEFA, FIFA won't step in without UEFA asking for help first (which they won't) unless they uncover something really serious (which they won't as these guys are good at making everything look legit).

Once you put a bid you've been pulled in. Will Dortmund regret it?

[kalasoma]

I think we're better off out of this one, by the sounds of it.

[Gym Beglin]

Negged. (Something I very rarely do.) For being a daft racist.

 

Racist, realist, meh...

 

Match-fixing heaven, racism en masse, homophobia, I'm bang out of line in suggesting that our brothers out east are a bit...shit.

[Josef Svejk]

Racist, realist, meh...

 

Match-fixing heaven, racism en masse, homophobia, I'm bang out of line in suggesting that our brothers out east are a bit...shit.

 

You're not bang out of line. You're mentally defective.

 

And you come from a country that looked like North Korea yesterday after some Scottish bloke won a lawn tennis match.

 

That's right. Lawn tennis. And Scottish.

[Gym Beglin]

You're not bang out of line. You're mentally defective.

 

And you come from a country that looked like North Korea yesterday after some Scottish bloke won a lawn tennis match.

 

That's right. Lawn tennis. And Scottish.

 

 

I cried yesterday when he won it.

Just openly wept.

 

That's how upset I was.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Racist, realist, meh...

 

Match-fixing heaven, racism en masse, homophobia, I'm bang out of line in suggesting that our brothers out east are a bit...shit.

Them Slavs are all racists!

 

(Negged, obviously.)

[Lightforce]

Fat Harley riding tosser.

[dennis tooth]

This is far too protracted and becoming too much like hard work.

 

Cant we see about getting this lad in sure we could sort a work permit in half the time!

 

[Duff Man]

Sid Lowe just writes about footy, dennis, I'm not sure he's any good at actually playing it.

[setreal]

Dortmund have him.

[s(k)aturation]

27.5 million.

And I thought Dortmund was one of those clubs that didn't spend money.

[Pureblood]

There you have it. 921 posts of inconsequential waffle. The only good stuff was me slagging of the brothers Coen. Me, me, me.

 

Me.

[s(k)aturation]

Them Slavs are all racists!

 

We have been known to be, Angry.

 

And that's no smoke/fire cliche.

[s(k)aturation]

There you have it. 921 posts of inconsequential waffle.

 

Certainement.

[fowler9]

okay so can our next target not be a mafia hostage please?

[Dr. J]

Dear Henrik Mkhitaryan,

 

I never heard of you before hearing the we were interested in you. In the short time your unpronounceable name was associated with our club I, like most Liverpool fans, was at once excited, intrigued and baffled by exactly what the fuck we were thinking of in signing you. Your silence, like that of the passive-aggressive cunt girlfriends many of have suffered with, only exacerbated our interest, in the same way that our friends always advise us to just walk away from these stupid relationships that only end in binge drinking and whining recriminations.

 

So Henrik, thanks for not spoiling my memory of you as a right cunt. Oh, and in case you might think of some sort of future reconciliation just a last reminder to go fuck yourself.

[s(k)aturation]

Dear Henrik Mkhitaryan,

 

I never heard of you before

 

Enough said.

[RedinSweden]

Farewell sweet Mickey Hairy Man.

[Gym Beglin]

Well.

 

That was weird.

[thompsonsnose]

Not even slightly arsed.

Our energies should be directed at keeping Suarez at the club.

Easier to keep him than chase all these graspers all over Europe who want CL football, and who will all ultimately bin us at first opportunity.

Unless they're on the way down looking for a payday.

Suarez has a Liverpool contract.

 

Enforce it, you toads.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Our energies should be directed at keeping Suarez at the club.

Easier to keep him than chase all these graspers all over Europe who want CL football

 

That made no sense.