Suarez: Sell or Keep?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I'd sell him to the gypos as a labourer in exchange for a 2-for-1 dominos voucher and a 3 legged mongrel before I'd sell him to Arsenal.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

So he meets with Arsenal agrees terms............... Liverpool demand 55m Arsenal Bid 45m and 1 pence. Stand off. Suarez sulks (starts drinking copious amount of that Mexican hash tee he keeps in his thermos, pulls some sulky faces and continues to grow a beard in protest......eventually biting ian ayre during a team table tennis tourney at the hotel) eventually sacrifices his signing on fee (5m) to make 50m. Whilst all this is going on Real Madrid come in with an over the top bid of 65 squillion squids.

Mexican hash tea damn I thought it was the blood from the first born son from every child in the little village called isle of the mentally insane.

The drink as reported by what can I write today said it was a mixture of the blood and the uterus of one eyed cuddly koala bears that Mr Suarez has chained to his back garden fence.

[A Red]

Arsenal never sold anybody to us and would never sell.

 

Ray Kennedy.

 

Couldnt help myself.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Ray Kennedy.

 

Couldnt help myself.

Michael Thomas.

OOps neither could I.

[milky]

Ray Kennedy.

 

Couldnt help myself.

 

Micheal Thomas.

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[A Red]

Ok, so apart from Ray Kennedy and Michael Thomas, Arsenal have never sold anyone to us and never will.

[Wezza]

Who was the last player we sold to Arsenal? Jimmy Carter??!!

[Spy Bee]

Team A: The owners are raping us and deserve bad brain aids

Team B: The owners have business acumen and indubitable proof will soon be here

Team A: But the owners are raping us and deserve bad brain aids

Team B: But the owners have business acumen and indubitable proof will soon be here

 

Ad finitum!

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Who was the last player we sold to Arsenal? Jimmy Carter??!!

Not sure if he counts as we got duped into buying him. The club got told he was the son of Linda Carter aka wonder woman and it was thought he might have some of her hero skills in his genes. It was never proved that the story he might have naked pictures of her as well was ever proved.

[boomer39]

Ray Kennedy.

 

Couldnt help myself.

think geoff strong as well...

[A Red]

think geoff strong as well...

 

Ok, so apart from Ray Kennedy, Michael Thomas and Geoff Strong, Arsenal have never sold anyone to us and never will.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Ok, so apart from Ray Kennedy, Michael Thomas and Geoff Strong, Arsenal have never sold anyone to us and never will.

It is starting to look something like this.

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[Rambo]

Ok, so apart from Ray Kennedy and Michael Thomas, Arsenal have never sold anyone to us and never will.

 

I read that in a Life of Brian voice

[Strontium]

Everyone seems convinced he wants to move to Arsenal, but all we know is that he wants to speak to them, as he's now contractually permitted to do.

[Hermes]

This can't be allowed to drag on into August. The manager needs to know his transfer budget, spending £10m on players then finding out you have another £40m you could have spent is no good at all. If he goes in the last week of August it will be another season written off.

[Randy Marsh]

We should've been spending 50million on top of Suarez this summer, not getting hard ons at the prospect of re-investing his possible transfer fee.

 

All these world class players we can sign, I'm sure they'll be flocking to leave their Champions League clubs to come to us. It's Champions League standard players we need to improve us and kick us on, and as the Armenian situation showed its gonna be a fucking struggle to bring them in no matter how many millions we have at our disposal.

[xerxes]

Everyone seems convinced he wants to move to Arsenal, but all we know is that he wants to speak to them, as he's now contractually permitted to do.

 

Would he have leaked his contractual details to them if he was not prepared to join them if the money was right?

[Hermes]

We should've been spending 50million on top of Suarez this summer, not getting hard ons at the prospect of re-investing his possible transfer fee.

 

 

With money from where?

 

The club had losses of £40m last year, £20m the year before, £55m the year before that and is £87m in debt.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Everyone seems convinced he wants to move to Arsenal, but all we know is that he wants to speak to them, as he's now contractually permitted to do.

I don't think unless you know different that he does want to speak to them. I mean I haven't seen anything saying that he is or does regarding talks with them.

[Hermes]

Would he have leaked his contractual details to them if he was not prepared to join them if the money was right?

 

Whatever they offer him he'll bite their hand off.

[PaulMcC]

I'd still keep him. We'll be better with him than without him.

[stringvest]

I'd still keep him. We'll be better with him than without him.

 

I wouldn't. He's likely to be a disruptive influence in the camp.

[PaulMcC]

I wouldn't. He's likely to be a disruptive influence in the camp.

 

What do you think he'll do? I think he'll turn up for training and try his hardest in matches.

[stringvest]

 

What do you think he'll do? I think he'll turn up for training and try his hardest in matches.

 

He might do, but there's no guarantee. He is a born agitator, so I think he'll agitate. It's not much of a mind stretch to see him causing disruption in the camp. The only reason I'd keep him is if we get no offers over 49 million. It's a risk.