Did Melons fall out of bed last night?

[Rico1304]

Just wondered...

 

[Champ]

I miss Melons

[Captain Turdseye]

My first thought was that it could have been Flying Pig that fell out of bed but then I realised if that had happened the earthquake would have been much much worse. I don't think the east coast of America is yet ready for a disaster like the tsunami that he'd send hurtling over there.

[RobbieOR]

She'll love this thread.

[Rico1304]

I miss Melons

 

Me too, she was a laugh. Fucking blokes spoil everything!

[Carradona]

Why did melons leave?

[Redder Lurtz]

Has she left?

[Captain Turdseye]

After slagging blokes off for so long, she's finally found one that isn't sick of her shit.

 

We're dead to her now.

[Anubis]

Brave man, Rico. Brave man.

[Magic Sponge]

Bigback hasn't posted for a while.

 

*strokes chin*

[aws]

Why did melons leave?

 

The earth moved for her.

[bigbak]

Bigback hasn't posted for a while.

 

*strokes chin*

 

Like before I have nothing interesting to say, but just know it this time.

 

I did have a date on Sunday that went quite well. I should be seeing her again on Saturday.

 

She's a psychology student who was a professional dancer. She worked as a magician's assistant.

 

She's nice, so little chance of me getting past the 2nd date.

[ChrisM]

I did have a date on Sunday that went quite well. I should be seeing her again on Saturday.

 

She's a psychology student

 

No offence bigbak but I'm guessing you're her homework.

 

Was she taking notes?

[Redder Lurtz]

Like before I have nothing interesting to say, but just know it this time.

 

I did have a date on Sunday that went quite well. I should be seeing her again on Saturday.

 

She's a psychology student who was a professional dancer. She worked as a magician's assistant.

 

She's nice, so little chance of me getting past the 2nd date.

 

There are so many witty retorts to that but I can't think of any good ones at the moment. Good luck though mate.

[Trumo]

There are so many witty retorts to that but I can't think of any good ones at the moment. Good luck though mate.

 

Here's one to start you off - wizard's sleeve.

[VladimirIlyich]

I dont believe even an earthquake could get Melons out of bed.

[General Dryness]

Here's one to start you off - wizard's sleeve.

 

Or something about getting inside her big box and disappearing.

[VladimirIlyich]

Like before I have nothing interesting to say, but just know it this time.

 

I did have a date on Sunday that went quite well. I should be seeing her again on Saturday.

 

She's a psychology student who was a professional dancer. She worked as a magician's assistant.

 

She's nice, so little chance of me getting past the 2nd date.

 

Bet she's a little Dynamo.

[Captain Turdseye]

Now she's seeing Bigbak, she can pull the rabbit out of her twat.

[Redder Lurtz]

Now she's seeing Bigbak, she can pull the rabbit out of her twat.

 

We have a winner.

[stringvest]

Now she's seeing Bigbak' date=' she can pull the rabbit out of her twat.[/quote']

 

Hee hee

 

It's not a rabbit it's a pubic hare.

[Alan Sex]

 

Hee hee

 

It's not a rabbit it's a pubic hare.

 

10 carrot joke, that!

[General Dryness]

It doesn't warren a response. Dig?

[Lee909]

I'm guessing she has experience in polishing wands.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Like before I have nothing interesting to say' date=' but just know it this time.

 

I did have a date on Sunday that went quite well. I should be seeing her again on Saturday.

 

She's a psychology student who was a professional dancer. She worked as a magician's assistant.

 

She's nice, so little chance of me getting past the 2nd date.[/quote']

 

I think you like her, but not a lot.