How does your garden grow?

[Dave D]

Initial investigative analysis is pointing towards hedgehog.   

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Dave D said:

Initial investigative analysis is pointing towards hedgehog.   

Were you feeding it curry? I cant imagine a diet of worms and insects would produce Fox sized stools.

[Dave D]

23 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Were you feeding it curry? I cant imagine a diet of worms and insects would produce Fox sized stools.

Having googled it it looks about right- bigger than you would think

[VladimirIlyich]

8 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Having googled it it looks about right- bigger than you would think

Jeez,I would delete your browsing history pretty sharpish. That wont be easy to explain away.

[Dave D]

Id imagine its pretty tame compared to some of our regulars........ 

[YorkshireRed]

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

[KMD7]

13 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it’s is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

That's incredible mate. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I think I hate @YorkshireRed

[TheHowieLama]

Great stuff.

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

Looks great, proper little escape from the world

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

Looks lovely. That Leylandi is going to cause you problems one day. Apart from, superb. 

[A Red]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

I'm guessing the first one is the path to your front door, looks amazing. I reckon you could have a great game of hide and seek at your gaff.

[lifetime fan]

6 minutes ago, A Red said:

I reckon you could have a great game of hide and seek at your gaff.

Nah. It’d be a piece of piss to find everyone. 
 

Just go looking next door at the lesbians. 

[Elite]

5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

Tell you what, that branch at the bottom is one lazy fucker.

[TheBitch]

7 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

Cunt. 

[DalyanPete]

19 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I know I’m showing off a bit, but it is the garden thread. It really does look beautiful when the sun shines as it is today.
 

The back isn’t as structured as the front. Still a bit of a work in progress. I think the wife is going for some kind of wild meadow, nature pond effect but I’m not allowed to ask as it annoys her. 

 

Stunning

[DalyanPete]

Any suggestions on stopping cats shitting in flowerbeds? I hate cats which I know isn't popular especially here. One expat has 23 live in cats, smelly fucker.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, DalyanPete said:

Any suggestions on stopping cats shitting in flowerbeds? I hate cats which I know isn't popular especially here. One expat has 23 live in cats, smelly fucker.

I hate cats too brother. I'll suggest a shotgun.

[DalyanPete]

Just now, VladimirIlyich said:

I hate cats too brother. I'll suggest a shotgun.

Ha ha, the thought has crossed. These are street cats that stupid tourists and expats feed.

Tourists have them on their laps presumably unaware the dirty fuckas are in the bins all the time.

[Champ]

4 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Any suggestions on stopping cats shitting in flowerbeds? I hate cats which I know isn't popular especially here. One expat has 23 live in cats, smelly fucker.

There’s no need for that.

 

Expat? You mean ‘immigrant’?

[DalyanPete]

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

immigrant

In reality, yeah.

[Champ]

Lovely pictures, @YorkshireRed
 

Isn’t it funny after all these years of gardening people only now seem to be waking up to biodiversity?

[neko]

11 hours ago, Champ said:

Lovely pictures, @YorkshireRed
 

Isn’t it funny after all these years of gardening people only now seem to be waking up to biodiversity?

Yup - Nice work YR (or your wife anyways).

 

It's a lot of work to make a garden look like it's not a lot of work.

 

We had a rough winter in BC, and I lost quite a few potted plants (herbs and vines mostly). Hard to replace everything when we've only got a year left here. Been selling some of my japanese maple collection as well - it hurts me greatly to do it, but has to happen.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just been doing the ironing, this is the view from the kitchen window, it's all gone a bit mental.

 

Far better than the stinky old pond.

 

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Just been doing the ironing, this is the view from the kitchen window, it's all gone a bit mental.

 

Far better than the stinky old pond.

 

Thought this was a post from the Foodie thread. Like artichoke hearts with spicy lion head chicken nuggets and peas/carrots - with generous lashings of sriracha.

 

Get the red bucket in there and it would perfect.