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49 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I'll never understand stuff like this: two gazania, the same variety, planted in the same place at the same time, but one's flowering beautifully while the other one isn't even thinking of producing a bud.

 

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One is a tory hoovering up the sun,the other is fighting its hardest to get just a taste now and again.

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21 hours ago, elvis said:

Is it too late to grow any veg for this year anyone know ? Was thinking of making a long planter to cover an unsightly area at the front of a raised deck

Depends what you want to grow and/or you could start with young plants rather than seed…which the birds/snails would only eat anyway

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On 18/05/2022 at 12:52, Captain Willard said:

I read today that the massive Mappiness study of human happiness has concluded that the 4 things that contribute most to individuals happiness are nature, exercise, cooking and gardening. You can see that from this thread, maybe not so much in the Breakfast one. 

 

On 18/05/2022 at 12:56, Champ said:

There’s not one of the things in that list that I don’t enjoy


There’s not one of the things in that list that I do enjoy. 

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1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

Right - I’ve got a rat in the green bin. What do I do?  My current favoured option is leave the fucker there and let the bin men deal with it. 

Shouldn't it be in the brown bin? They might not take it otherwise.

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1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

Right - I’ve got a rat in the green bin. What do I do?  My current favoured option is leave the fucker there and let the bin men deal with it. 

Either tip the bin on its side so it can crawl out or put something heavy on the lid and the rat will die of thirst in a day or so or get crushed in the bin lorry. Depends how much you dislike rats 

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15 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Right - I’ve got a rat in the green bin. What do I do?  My current favoured option is leave the fucker there and let the bin men deal with it. 

My question. How did it get in there?
 

Q2. What do you want to happen to it?

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On 11/06/2022 at 18:42, Rico1304 said:

Right - I’ve got a rat in the green bin. What do I do?  My current favoured option is leave the fucker there and let the bin men deal with it. 

Happened to me a few months back mate. I opened the wheelie bin and it screamed, shit myself slammed the lid and it screamed again. God knows how it got in there. I booted the bin over and ran like fuck. Haven't seen it since. 

 

I suspect it's still running round somewhere like this

 

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On 12/06/2022 at 09:45, Champ said:

My question. How did it get in there?
 

Q2. What do you want to happen to it?

 

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:


I’m assuming…

 

1. Doesn’t know (or care). 
2. For it to fuck off. 

1. Well, I’m curious 

 

2. Well, yeah, but I’m also wondering if there are others and what’s attracting them to rico’s

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11 hours ago, Champ said:

 

1. Well, I’m curious 

 

2. Well, yeah, but I’m also wondering if there are others and what’s attracting them to rico’s

There’s definitely a joke for number 2 somewhere in there but it’s early and I’m tired. 

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My grass is fucked from the dog shitting, pissing and generally wrecking it. I'm away for a couple of weeks at the end of the month and was thinking I'd try do something to take advantage of the dog being away from it. Anyone have experience with this or is it just the case of my garden will forever be a shithole.

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