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[Bjornebye]

Sorry, can or is required to [shit in your hand]?

 

Both mate. if she wants to she can crack on and I fully expect her to do it. 

[Scott_M]

Anna Woolhouse is co-presenting this afternoon. She is beyond gorgeous. I'd genuinely marry her right now on the spot. She can shit in my hand.

 

I was thinking the same this afternoon as well.

 

Still, Hayley McQueen is still my favourite - proper woman's figure. I bet she's a right mucky cow.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Both mate. if she wants to she can crack on and I fully expect her to do it. 

 

 

At least piss on your chest. Anything less and she's clearly frigid. 

[Bjornebye]

At least piss on your chest. Anything less and she's clearly frigid. 

 

Go turd or go home 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Go turd or go home 

 

Brown or frown. 

[ZonkoVille77]

I was thinking the same this afternoon as well.

 

Still, Hayley McQueen is still my favourite - proper woman's figure. I bet she's a right mucky cow.

Yup. McQueen is just spot on in every way. I'd bring her to Nando's and even let her chose what to eat. Then I'd charm her back at the house with some M&S Cava and finally go to town on that fantastic body, hours and hours of going up and down on those tits and the grand finale - 3.4 seconds of entry into that tuna canoe of hers.

 

She is nice. I think I like her.

[skend04]

Jo Wilson. She would get the best of me...all 5 seconds of it!

 

[Total Longo]

Still all about the Sawyer for me.

 

And that ridiculously attractive brunette one with the perfect white teeth, Bruce Wayne or something?

[Section_31]

WHo's the scottish blonde, caught a brief glimpse of her a few weeks back, she can sack my York anytime. 

[Bjornebye]

Burning question - would you wank off Jim White without wearing gloves to spend night after night with a different female SSN presenter (consecutive nights until they had all stayed) in a posh hotel room just you, them and a fully stocked bar. No guarantee of a shag but they are committed to at least spending the night with you and sleeping in the same bed.

 

This should separate the men from the goblins.

[Section_31]

Burning question - would you wank off Jim White without wearing gloves to spend night after night with a different female SSN presenter (consecutive nights until they had all stayed) in a posh hotel room just you, them and a fully stocked bar. No guarantee of a shag but they are committed to at least spending the night with you and sleeping in the same bed.

 

This should separate the men from the goblins.

 

No.

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Burning question - would you wank off Jim White without wearing gloves to spend night after night with a different female SSN presenter (consecutive nights until they had all stayed) in a posh hotel room just you, them and a fully stocked bar. No guarantee of a shag but they are committed to at least spending the night with you and sleeping in the same bed.

 

This should separate the men from the goblins.

In a heartbeat. But I'd be off my face frolicking with Jim boy, and my handsome sober best with da ladies

[Total Longo]

Who wouldn't?

[Jairzinho]

Burning question - would you wank off Jim White without wearing gloves to spend night after night with a different female SSN presenter (consecutive nights until they had all stayed) in a posh hotel room just you, them and a fully stocked bar. No guarantee of a shag but they are committed to at least spending the night with you and sleeping in the same bed.

 

This should separate the men from the goblins.

 

I would agree to this. But old Jim would not be pulling his last minute of the tr*nsfer window loan deal to Brist*l R*vers face, as he would be getting slung out the fucking window as soon as Olivia and co turned up.

[Dr Nowt]

Burning question - would you wank off Jim White without wearing gloves to spend night after night with a different female SSN presenter (consecutive nights until they had all stayed) in a posh hotel room just you, them and a fully stocked bar. No guarantee of a shag but they are committed to at least spending the night with you and sleeping in the same bed.

 

This should separate the straight men from the gays.

 

No.

[Bjornebye]

Always one lying bastard

[Dr Nowt]

I have a 100% record of not masterbating other men and that will be remaining intact, whatever the promise on offer.

[Bjornebye]

But but..... nah fuck off. On the spot yes you fucking well would. You might not admit to it and i'm sure you certainly wouldn't brag about it but you definitely would.

[Dr Nowt]

The fact you can't conceive of someone being unwilling to do it speaks volumes, sailor boy.

[Section_31]

Is Stig the one Major Tom is always accusing of being gayist? It's all coming together now, some Billy Butts style self loathing on the go here. 

 

"I'm not saying we have to take our pants off,  but if we do, it wouldn't be a problem would it?" 

 

As far as I'm concerned, Top Gun is watched strictly with the lights on. There's no Mig 28s in my killzone. 

[Section_31]

[Bjornebye]

You still would.

 

You would even sing 'you've lost that loving feeling' during it.

 

I'm picturing it now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

back in a bit

[Stickman]

"How much of a prick is JIm White Nat??"

 

[Section_31]

Any anwers on my Scotch blonde query? 

[VladimirIlyich]

Our resident Navy boy throws in a homosexual caveat to getting a sniff of a SkySports female presenter's drawers.

Gay.

Oh,and definitely maybe.