LFC Ultras

[navbasi]

I think it's brilliant. Fuck all wrong with it.

[Gym Beglin]

Its ace.

I was watching it last night and I was smiling, and then Tony Gale was furious because he got scared by a banger, which made him really angry, and then there was loads of boss red smoke, and then we scored three goals, and I smiled some more, and then there was some bangs and some more smoke and Dan Sturridge did some dancing and Carra tried to copy him and it was boss, and I smiled some more and went to sleep happy.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

There is an undercurrent of the old days returning.

 

If this continues (as harmless as some may see it) it will be associated with the good old hooligan days.

 

The Youth, I think is there name, sole purpose is to go for a ruck.

 

Embarrassing if you ask me.

[Mathewbet1]

I like em. where can i buy one?

[Col5times]

*gets out smoke bomb*

 

Our fantastic away support

(Last 10ish pages)

 

*hides*

[Col5times]

The Youth, I think is there name, sole purpose is to go for a ruck.

 

Embarrassing if you ask me.

 

 

WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!

[FanchesterCity]

What happened to watching football.

The entertainment should be on the pitch.

 

The only entertainment coming from a crowd should be wit, not artificial atmosphere generation.

 

Although all the smoke and flares can look very impress on TV, it's always used to suggest some aggressive 'cauldron' - and it's invariably nobheads who think THEY are intimidating that choose to bring some crap with them.

 

It smacks of 'look how hard we are at this ground, welcome to hell, you'll never get out alive'.

 

Fuck that. Watch the game you daft b'stards.

[Mathewbet1]

Sine when did the Urchins rename them selves to the ultras? Are they 'Ultra Urchins' now? Big up the UU massive.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What happened to watching football.

The entertainment should be on the pitch.

 

The only entertainment coming from a crowd should be wit, not artificial atmosphere generation.

 

Although all the smoke and flares can look very impress on TV, it's always used to suggest some aggressive 'cauldron' - and it's invariably nobheads who think THEY are intimidating that choose to bring some crap with them.

 

It smacks of 'look how hard we are at this ground, welcome to hell, you'll never get out alive'.

 

Fuck that. Watch the game you daft b'stards.

Every word of this is correct.

 

(Except for euphemising the word "bastards".)

[Geraghty]

Even Carra loved them.

[PaulMcC]

Should we stop waving flags, too?

[aiyic]

A load of bollocks they are. Obscures viewing on telly too and allows that commentary to eh..comment on that, rather than the game.

[Fugitive]

Fuck it, flares are boss.

 

I see some people are using as a stick to beat us with. That would be more of an issue if it where not for the fact nobody likes is anyway and jump on every little thing that happens at the club.

 

Fuck them.

[Garrincha]

What happened to watching football.

The entertainment should be on the pitch.

 

The only entertainment coming from a crowd should be wit, not artificial atmosphere generation.

 

Although all the smoke and flares can look very impress on TV, it's always used to suggest some aggressive 'cauldron' - and it's invariably nobheads who think THEY are intimidating that choose to bring some crap with them.

 

It smacks of 'look how hard we are at this ground, welcome to hell, you'll never get out alive'.

 

Fuck that. Watch the game you daft b'stards.

 

It's not really 'artificial' though, i think it does create genuine atmosphere. Theres a massive gulf between setting a few flares off and running around like galatasaray trying to push over the opposition coach and smearing welcome to hell in shit on the walls. I like the drums that dortmund and ajax use, but you'd get a few ham sandwich munching day trippers moaning about it at anfield.

Edited May 13, 2013 by Garrincha

[njackets]

Thinks it adds to the atmosphere and its a good laugh, didn't think of the reduced allocation though if that's the case then maybe it needs sacking off, its a mission for me to get tickets as it is these days, shame though no pyro no party!

[kalasoma]

Drums are annoying and best left in Wigan and/or Bolton. The flares I don't mind so much.

[Strontium]

Anyone setting off a flare at a football match is a fucking prick.

[PaulMcC]

Why?

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Anyone setting off a flare at a football match is a fucking prick.

 

Thats nice, but we aren't talking about flares in this thread.

[Kevin D]

I think they're great. Where do you buy them?

[Mathewbet1]

[Coro]

smoke out the wools

 

That's great.

[Mathewbet1]

I think they're great. Where do you buy them?

 

Marine Flares | Mailspeed Marine

[Tossed and blown]

There's a difference between flares and smoke canisters though. Flares get hot and spit out flame, smoke bombs will only hurt if they smack you on the head, or you breathe enough of the shit in. But someone will eventually get hurt. Maybe we'll start getting cold calls:

'Our records show that you may have attended an away fixture in the 2012-13 season. Have you experienced any breathing difficulties / stains on your white clothing?' If this really does happen remember who sorted you the tickets! Someone off here stands to win a grand for being forced to piss in a Pringles tin at Sunderland and I've not had so much as a thank you.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

There's a difference between flares and smoke canisters though. Flares get hot and spit out flame, smoke bombs will only hurt if they smack you on the head, or you breathe enough of the shit in. But someone will eventually get hurt. Maybe we'll start getting cold calls:

'Our records show that you may have attended an away fixture in the 2012-13 season. Have you experienced any breathing difficulties / stains on your white clothing?' If this really does happen remember who sorted you the tickets! Someone off here stands to win a grand for being forced to piss in a Pringles tin at Sunderland and I've not had so much as a thank you.

 

Yes, for some reason the scaremongering crew don't seem to understand this. Even the commentators were calling them flares when they quite obviously weren't.