The New Everton Manager

[SammyAftershave]

Fiddlesticks! My edit buttons have disappeared.

[Ranxerox]

martinez

[satansmutt]

It will be Martinez but if it was Hughes or Warnock that would be a laugh and if it was Dunc the drunk that would just be too funny for words

After Thatcher dying and Ferguson retiring to have Moyes in charge of the Mancs and Big Dunk in charge of the blueshite would be too much for me to take I don't think I could handle it

[coachpotato]

I voted Neil Lennon only because a mate of mine from Ireland said, in what I thought was a throw away remark a couple of months ago, that he'd be their choice should Moyes leave. He's been right about this kind of thing before.

 

However i'll concede that i'm not sure i'd do it if the club I was at were relatively well off and in the CL next season, but this is football and, as we've seen in the last few days, things don't always pan out as you'd think.

[Delmar]

I reckon it will be the Snidey Fuckin Goblin. Match made in heaven.

[Redder Lurtz]

I think I'd burst laughing if Darren Ferguson got the gig.

[Garrincha]

Have they got in touch with Paul Jewell yet? I think he wants to try and beat his Derby record.

[boomer39]

got to be McLaren, would love to listen to him talking with our accent.... better than alistair mcgowan....

[Garrincha]

Big Dunc

 

[amli]

Wigan chairman Whelan tells Martinez: You can do better than Everton

 

 

 

Wigan Athletic chairman Dave Whelan is urging Roberto Martinez to think twice about taking the Everton job.

 

Martinez is favourite to succeed David Moyes at Everton, with the Scot due to be named Sir Alex Ferguson's successor at Manchester United.

 

Whelan told BBC Radio 5 Live: "It’s a battle that I will lose and Wigan will lose [at some point], I’ve no question on that. It’s [a case of] would Roberto choose to go to Everton or would he wait for one of the really big clubs?

 

"I’m not degrading Everton in any way, shape or form - they’re a great club with great supporters - but is Everton regarded as one of the top European clubs? Well, unfortunately they’re not."

[BarneyRubble]

Great suggestions from Garrincha, RedderLurtz and boomer39, ha ha love it! Being serious though I think it will be Martinez.

[clangers]

It'll be Martinez, I'm getting a bit creeped out by the Everton-United-Wigan triangle. Perhaps they could just merge into one club?

[Dr. J]

I voted Martinez but wouldn't be surprised if it was Lennon. Only doubt with him is the Celtic-Rangers thing - Moyes will want to send loanees and slagged off scum dross to Everton. Would he do so to help Lennon?

[Lee909]

Walter Smith

Fat Sham

[Gym Beglin]

Harry Redknapp

Mick McCarthy

[Harry Squatter]

Read somewhere the other week that Martinez was looking to go back to Spain with Malaga the favourite to get him if Pellegrini leaves. Laudrup has a 4 year contract so I can't see them paying the compensation to get him.

 

If Big Dunc got it I think I might need to go to A&E as I'd hurt my ribs laughing too much.

[JoeyJones65]

What about that fucking yard dog Tony Pulis? Would fit in at the pit perfectly.

[Gym Beglin]

Tell you a name who hasnt been mentioned but would be a decent shout...Slaven Bilic.

[xerxes]

Tell you a name who hasnt been mentioned but would be a decent shout...Slaven Bilic.

 

Good shout.

 

I think that Martinez' knowledge of the NW and prem will edge it for him though.

[Furmedge]

Steve Kean.....

[cloggypop]

Stuart McCall.

[Mustangt125]

Well wouldn't it be cheaper and easier for them to get Martinez if/when Wigan go down, than say Laudrup or Lennon?

[ElishaScottBC]

Redknapp

 

Jamie fuckin Redknapp

[Guest davelfc]

BGB won't rush to get a replacement, not when he will be saving £70k a week while he carries out his search for someone to fill those huge shoes.

[Jairzinho]

Tony Hibbert.