The New Everton Manager

[ChicagoRed]

I feel sorry for Bill Kenwright. He's been royally fucked by both Moyes and Ferguson. As virtually the last person to find out that Moyes was part of a long-schemed seamless transition, he has to find a new manager and wish his departing incumbent well with his next season plans in tatters.

Plus he has Dave Whelan singing the "small club" song again to help him.

 

Mancs and Lancs - fuck em all

[kalasoma]

Hmmm. Gus Poyet, perhaps?

[a stoner]

Just read this on the BEEB gossip page.

 

Wigan chairman Dave Whelan believes Everton is not a big enough club to attract Latics manager Roberto Martinez this summer. The Blues are looking for a replacement for David Moyes, who will join Manchester United in July. "He'll only go to a big, big club and I don't think Everton are big enough," Whelan said

 

Had to share!!!!

 

Mind you it's probably already been done as I've just noticed it's Mondays gossip column.

Maybe it's bed time!

[Newport]

They should go for Allardyce or Pulis. Maybe even Redknapp, I don't think he would like to be in the Championship at this stage in his career and it would probably not be that hard to lure him away from the stinking shitpile that is QPR.

[Garrincha]

 

The line of applicants waiting outside goodison for their interview.

[Josef Svejk]

Rick's the man for the job.

[markcd]

Former Everton boss Howard Kendall believes Goodison Park favourite Duncan Ferguson would be "perfect" to succeed David Moyes as the club's next manager.

 

Ex-Toffees striker Ferguson, 41, has been on the coaching staff at Everton since October 2011, having made more than 250 appearances for the club.

 

from BBC Sport

[Newport]

Former Everton boss Howard Kendall believes Goodison Park favourite Duncan Ferguson would be "perfect" to succeed David Moyes as the club's next manager.

 

Ex-Toffees striker Ferguson, 41, has been on the coaching staff at Everton since October 2011, having made more than 250 appearances for the club.

 

from BBC Sport

 

That would be hilarious.

[tenner]

Hmmm. Gus Poyet, perhaps?

 

Maybe after last night's result.

[DiddisSillyRun]

Poyet would be good for them.

[markcd]

Maybe after last night's result.

 

It would be ace. Suarez will do something mad. Poyet will back him. North Wales will explode.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

They should go for Allardyce or Pulis. Maybe even Redknapp, I don't think he would like to be in the Championship at this stage in his career and it would probably not be that hard to lure him away from the stinking shitpile that is QPR.

He wouldn't come up here to manage. He will only manage teams in London or south coast.

I can see Martinez or maybe Hughes becoming the manager. There best shout would probably be O Neil imo.

[Stickman]

Former Everton boss Howard Kendall believes Goodison Park favourite Duncan Ferguson would be "perfect" to succeed David Moyes as the club's next manager.

 

Ex-Toffees striker Ferguson, 41, has been on the coaching staff at Everton since October 2011, having made more than 250 appearances for the club.

 

from BBC Sport

 

 

Looks like Howard is back on the sauce....

[Furmedge]

I've heard a couple of whispers about Stubbs being offered it from two blue mates. Hilarious thing is they've both said it would be a half decent appointment.

 

BWAAARRKKKK!!!

[Captain]

Please let it be Duncan. That would be hilarious!

[MLB]

Is Howie Drunken's agent or something? He's been beating this drum for days now.

[Barrington Womble]

Is Howie Drunken's agent or something? He's been beating this drum for days now.

 

They were at it on radio city over the weekend too. Ferguson and some other ex-player who's on their staff coaching the under 6 girls or something. Fuck me, would be brilliant if they appointed ferguson.

[Redder Lurtz]

Duncan Ferguson. I'd laugh so hard I'd need to push my innards back up my arse with a stick.

[ChicagoRed]

I knew Bill Kenwright 50 years ago. The most important thing in his life was his Christian faith. I had no idea until I read today's article in the Independent that David Moyes is cut from the same cloth. Two guys united - no pun intended - by an all- encompassing view that God will take care of everything. So it's highly likely that before success on the field, the first qualification of the next EFC manager will be deep-rooted and practised Christian beliefs.

That will make the field a bit different!

[A_S]

Is there any potential candidate that anyone thinks is both a) a realistic target for the bitters and b) could actually improve them?

[Anubis]

I knew Bill Kenwright 50 years ago.

 

Have you made a statement of complaint to Operation Yewtree yet?

[Anubis]

Is there any potential candidate that anyone thinks is both a) a realistic target for the bitters and b) could actually improve them?

 

I'm confident the answer to that one is 'no'.

[Anubis]

All over the media that Moyes has met with Ferguson and Giggs to discuss Manchester United related business.

 

Surely this is taking the concept of taking the piss to new levels. He's still under contract to, and being paid by Everton. And not a peep of disapproval from that little shithouse Kenwright.

[markcd]

Alan Stubbs? Fuckin' hell, they really are skint aren't they?

[MLB]

Subbs and Ferguson - the dream team.