The Foodie thread

[Lee909]

Who would guess a pie out of a tin would be rank. 

 

What next, chicken in a can not being good

 

 

 

 

[Fugitive]

27 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Who would guess a pie out of a tin would be rank. 

 

What next, chicken in a can not being good

 

 

 

 

I suppose we will find out soon.

 

Where can I find a chicken in a can?

[Lee909]

Not sure you can get it over here. 

[cloggypop]

The best attempt to pull a woman I ever heard was a Scottish lad with a mohican wearing bad flares asking some skank in Leiden back to his van on some campsite in Noordwijkerhout with the promise of a Fray Bentos pie and a load of amphetamine. 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Was he a drummer?

[cloggypop]

No. 

 

He did once fly to India wearing his shit work issued steel toe capped boots though. As his only footwear. 

[cloggypop]

And on her, she had four kids with four dads. 

 

Still told him to fuck off. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[TheHowieLama]

"Soylent Green is people!!"

 

[Pidge]

[Carvalho Diablo]

Let's fetch Percy Pepper

 

[Stouffer]

How many jars of mint sauce you got on there CD?

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

How many jars of mint sauce you got on there CD?

 

Unfortunately I can't take the credit for that little beauty there Stouff, some amateur from FB posted it.

 

Was merely hoping if the good folks of The Mighty GF might be able to identify the massive and ungodly green and black splat?

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Unfortunately I can't take the credit for that little beauty there Stouff, some amateur from FB posted it.

 

Was merely hoping if the good folks of The Mighty GF might be able to identify the massive and ungodly green and black splat?

Leave Splats name out of this. A true legend of the GF animal tournament.

[Lee909]

Just sitting down to rematch the Netflix series Chefs table. Such a well done series for anyone interested in food

[Total Longo]

On 06/10/2024 at 17:31, YorkshireRed said:

Fish finger and beetroot sandwich.

 

In your face @lifetime fan.

 

 

Beetroot is utterly vile. Deviant.

[lifetime fan]

On 31/10/2024 at 22:46, cloggypop said:

The best attempt to pull a woman I ever heard was a Scottish lad with a mohican wearing bad flares asking some skank in Leiden back to his van on some campsite in Noordwijkerhout with the promise of a Fray Bentos pie and a load of amphetamine. 

 

 

Best one I’ve seen work was a mate of mine Danny, goes up to a stunner in a Berlin nightclub and asks her if she likes English cock. She dismissively looks at him and gives him a stern ‘No’. 
 

“What about a massive Welsh cock then”? 

[lifetime fan]

On a healthy eating kick since back from holiday but she still wanted a ‘roast’ and wanted me to do the roasters in the air fryer ffs. 
 

They came out ok, they actually taste nice, but they ain’t a fucking roast potato. 
 

 

[Fugitive]

24 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

On a healthy eating kick since back from holiday but she still wanted a ‘roast’ and wanted me to do the roasters in the air fryer ffs. 
 

They came out ok, they actually taste nice, but they ain’t a fucking roast potato. 
 

 

They look nice but missing a good dunking in duck fat.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

They look nice but missing a good dunking in duck fat.

Duck fat or dripping. 
 

Goose fat is more expensive and they don’t darken up as much. 

[Remmie]

On 31/10/2024 at 23:09, cloggypop said:

And on her, she had four kids with four dads. 

 

Still told him to fuck off. 

That's the closure to the story I needed, thank you.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

That's the closure to the story I needed, thank you.

Much like Amy I bet. 

[Engineman Hicks]

I’m only eating about one meal a day now but this was tasty. Vietnamese chicken curry. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

On 03/11/2024 at 15:47, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

This is the standard expected, now. Lower it and face a neg tsunami.

[Chip Butty]

On 03/11/2024 at 15:47, Carvalho Diablo said:

Wow