The Foodie thread

[YorkshireRed]

Air fried pork loin sandwich, with whole grain mustard. A few wedges on the side. 
 

Nothing fancy. Blinking tasty. 
 

[lifetime fan]

41 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah and the only smelly shit they put round their cock was women that looked like you 

You don’t fuck a bird from the workman’s a second time! 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Air fried pork loin sandwich, with whole grain mustard. A few wedges on the side. 
 

Nothing fancy. Blinking tasty. 
 

Do I say it before @Tony Moanero…

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

You don’t fuck a bird from the workman’s a second time! 

Oy. I was based in Plymouth when you were still picking Jean sizes 

[halewood pete]

Mate of mine opened a nice coffee shop/cafe in Hanover St,on same block as Radio Merseyside.

Called Maria Tapioca.

[Bob]

Whipped up a lovely mushroom risotto and some garlic bread make with a toastie maker.

 

Nice.

 

 

[Fugitive]

That looks fucking disgusting, Bob.

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

41 minutes ago, Bob said:

Whipped up a lovely mushroom risotto and some garlic bread make with a toastie maker.

 

Nice.

 

 

 

Well you already know what I'm gonna say, so I won't fucking bother.

[Bjornebye]

Interesting bowl contents she's holding there. 

 

 

 

[Bob]

Right, need to win back some favour with some, so I invite you to marvel at this absolute beauty.

 

Cavtat.

 

Bruscetta starter and Mussels main ordered. Eccellent choice sir. Cool.

 

Sorry sir (he returned) there is no mussels.

 

Oh. I was genuinely looking forward to a big bowl of mussels since we first looked at your menu 4+ hours ago. Oh. Oh. I don't fancy anything else.

 

Perhaps I can help sir. The €55 fish platter for 2, I can make for 1 person. It has mussels. I'll get you all the mussels we have.

 

Deal.

 

Fuck. Yeah. 

 

It may be a half litre of local wine talking, or the cocktail I had earlier, or the casual vermouth we wet our whistles with in between, but that might be the best thing I've ever eaten.

 

A fabulous char grilled whole seabass. Half a dozen prawns, a whole char grilled squid and a bunch of mussels with buttery potatoes.

 

€23 for that plate next to the harbour? Fucking yes.

 

 

[Fugitive]

This was my seafood platter in Hvar, Bob

 

 

[Fugitive]

This was my view whilst eating dinner in Dubrovnik, Bob

 

 

[Fugitive]

Fuck you, Bob.

[Pidge]

Needs avo

[Bob]

16 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

This was my seafood platter in Hvar, Bob

 

 

Looks decent. 

[Fugitive]

Just now, Bob said:

Looks decent. 

It cost more than a small family car, Bob.

 

I blame you, Bob.

 

Fuck you, Bob.

[Bob]

15 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

This was my view whilst eating dinner in Dubrovnik, Bob

 

 

Was that the cable car restaurant? We were up there yesterday as we did the panorama zipline just near it. View was outstanding and then headed round the corner for sunset and a small bottle of bad warm white wine.

 

 

[Bob]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

It cost more than a small family car, Bob.

 

I blame you, Bob.

 

Fuck you, Bob.

Tasted better than a car thoigh, I expect.

[Fugitive]

You did Paris, Bob

 

Im going to Disneyland in Paris in January and it’s costing more than the net debt of the UK, Bob

 

Its your fault because I need to out do you, Bob.

 

I hate you, Bob.

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, Bob said:

Was that the cable car restaurant? We were up there yesterday as we did the panorama zipline just near it. View was outstanding and then headed round the corner for sunset and a small bottle of bad warm white wine.

 

 

It is, Bob.

 

Im still paying for the fucking meal, Bob.

[Bob]

4 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

You did Paris, Bob

 

Im going to Disneyland in Paris in January and it’s costing more than the net debt of the UK, Bob

 

Its your fault because I need to out do you, Bob.

 

I hate you, Bob.

Just come on holiday with me next year mate. I have boss holidays and I'd defo never go to Disneyland.

[Fugitive]

Go to the Krka waterfalls, Bob.

 

They are amazing and hopefully you will drown there, Bob.

[Bob]

16 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Go to the Krka waterfalls, Bob.

 

They are amazing and hopefully you will drown there, Bob.

Too far. We're heading to Kravica Falls in Herzegovina on weds instead. Hopefully I'll drown there for you.

[Fugitive]

Just now, Bob said:

Too far. We're heading to Kravica Falls in Herzegovina on weds instead. Hopefully I'll drown there for you.

That would be greatly appreciated, Bob.

[Lurtz]

Beef (I know) biryani. Hairy Bikers recipe. Genuinely one of the nicest meals I've ever made.