The Foodie thread

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Roast potatoes with beef and pea Madras, with cheese.

 

I've think we've found the cure for Covid lads.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Elite said:

I've think we've found ground zero for Covid lads.

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[Mudface]

4 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Roast potatoes with beef and pea Madras, with cheese.

 

That's really shocking on a 27" monitor. And I spent Friday night enjoying Farmyard Rimming 3: The Pig Sessions.

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

I've think we've found the source of Covid lads.

 

[Fugitive]

6 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Roast potatoes with beef and pea Madras, with cheese.

 

It’s like a visual interpretation of AIDS.

 

 

[Chip Butty]

15 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Roast potatoes with beef and pea Madras, with cheese.

 

Lunch with Grotbags?

[Evelyn Tentions]

Looks like this bit is trying to run away. I would too.

[Carvalho Diablo]

That was a gourmet meal in a bucket. Cheeky cunts round here.

[lifetime fan]

[Jose Jones]

8 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I'm sure a psychiatrist could have a field day with what you've done to the asparagus there.

[DalyanPete]

Lamb Sunday roast out in Dalyan. Chef has the face hugger yorkies off to a tee.

Really enjoyable whilst the parade was on TV and union Jack's everywhere. What a time to be English, what a time to be alive. Although I wasn't watching I didn't hear any mention of a "foodbank" float, which is a lovely thing her maj has given us.

As I ate my patriotic cup cake the maj appeared on the balcony and customers clapped, what the fuckity fuck. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Captain Willard]

20 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Oh my.

 

I think you find these images on some obscure dark net site then post them here as a post modern joke at our expense. I’ve repped it for the effort. 

[Bjornebye]

Beans aside it's not your worst effort but why do you insist on dipping your sausages in The Undertakers spunk before you plate up 

[Stouffer]

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

SS.

 

Sausage Swastika.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

SS.

 

Sausage Swastika.

Can't un-see it now. 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Jackson Pollock could only dream of creating something this splendid. 

[Captain Willard]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Jackson Pollock could only dream of creating something this splendid. 

Or Bosch. 

[an tha]

On 06/06/2022 at 07:26, DalyanPete said:

Lamb Sunday roast out in Dalyan. Chef has the face hugger yorkies off to a tee.

Really enjoyable whilst the parade was on TV and union Jack's everywhere. What a time to be English, what a time to be alive. Although I wasn't watching I didn't hear any mention of a "foodbank" float, which is a lovely thing her maj has given us.

As I ate my patriotic cup cake the maj appeared on the balcony and customers clapped, what the fuckity fuck. 

Those union jacks should have been launched off the table 

[DalyanPete]

6 minutes ago, an tha said:

Those union jacks should have been launched off the table 

My sentiment entirely, sellotaped to condiments thingy.

I have loved asking the royalist darlings "where was the foodbank float" A key contribution from the maj last decade. Went down well.

[an tha]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

My sentiment entirely, sellotaped to condiments thingy.

I have loved asking the royalist darlings "where was the foodbank float" A key contribution from the maj last decade. Went down well.

Nice work...

[Captain Willard]

Oysters followed by lobster in a bun with chips and a few cold beers at a team bonding lunch. I don’t plan to get much done this afternoon. Maybe a little doze in the first aid room. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Pizza bukkake. It’s a niche taste but live and let live. 
p.s Is bukkake the only word in the English language with 3 Ks ?