The Foodie thread

[lifetime fan]

There’s no helping some of you fucking idiots. 

[General Dryness]

57 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

There’s no helping some of you fucking idiots. 

 

[Tony Moanero]

[Anubis]

Bastard never even invited me to try it and give my opinion. Bastard.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

On 21/02/2020 at 21:25, lifetime fan said:

Who was it that wanted to learn how to make toad in the hole? 
 

That’s how you do it...

 

 

 

Hahaha I missed this. Whats it like having no teeth? 

[Elite]

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

Twat of a plate, negged. What is that with the tagliatelle? Carbonara?

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Twat of a plate, negged. What is that with the tagliatelle? Carbonara?

Tagliatelle. I know it's a shit plate but I'll be fucked if I'm buying any more until all the fuckers have smashed or catch the Corona virus.

[lifetime fan]

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[lifetime fan]

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Whilst not on the same planet as Col and Lee’s adventures, as my dear old nan said to me, it’s what’s inside that counts, you ugly little fucker.

This is week 1 of isolation. We’ll be on fucking opium if this shit lasts 6 months.

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 01/01/2020 at 00:08, neko said:

The chicken head garnish is a little off-putting, unless you're trying to go vegan.

 

 

Fuck, I never noticed the chickens head until I saw your post and scrolled back up.

 

[Bjornebye]

are you sending pieces of cake out like Cath would? 

[mattyq]

Damm, that looks good

[Anubis]

On 08/03/2020 at 23:54, lifetime fan said:

There wouldn’t be any sex involved, but I’d happily marry you and let you have all the affairs you want. You’d just need to keep serving this stuff up.

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

There wouldn’t be any sex involved, but I’d happily marry you and let you have all the affairs you want. You’d just need to keep serving this stuff up.

 

Hahahaha

 

No roast this weekend as I'm in the middle of a run of 5 consecutive 12hr shifts, but I'm making steak and Guiness pies Monday.

[General Dryness]

3 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Whilst not on the same planet as Col and Lee’s adventures, as my dear old nan said to me, it’s what’s inside that counts, you ugly little fucker.

This is week 1 of isolation. We’ll be on fucking opium if this shit lasts 6 months.

 

That explains the amount of utter bollocks you post. The rest of us have no such excuse.

[lifetime fan]

Steak and Guinness pie. 
 

 

 

[General Dryness]

They look a bit undercooked Col.

[Bjornebye]

13 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Steak and Guinness pie. 
 

 

 

Out of rep. What time was the first can? 

[lifetime fan]

34 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Out of rep. What time was the first can? 

 

Half eleven.

[Lee909]

Nachos it is

 

Excellent tortillas 

[Rico1304]

Jack Monroe is doing a daily Twitter thing where she’s advising people what to make with the random ingredients in their cupboards. Very admirable and all that but the fucking combinations she’s putting together - I’d rather fucking starve. 
 

Olives, oxo and tuna? Yes. That’ll make a lovely casserole. Have you any icing sugar? Pop that in too.  

[General Dryness]

5 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Jack Monroe is doing a daily Twitter thing where she’s advising people what to make with the random ingredients in their cupboards. Very admirable and all that but the fucking combinations she’s putting together - I’d rather fucking starve. 
 

Olives, oxo and tuna? Yes. That’ll make a lovely casserole. Have you any icing sugar? Pop that in too.  

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Home made pizza.  Toppings are jalepeno, vivera vegan bacon pieces and pineapple. Fully expect a negging from the anti pineapple nonces