The Foodie thread

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

My daughter is currently refusing all food apart from cheddar cheese, pickles onion monster munch, milky bars, cucumber, carrots & hummus and hash browns.

 

My current diet is now cheddar cheese, pickles onion monster munch, milky bars, cucumber, carrots & hummus and hash browns.

 

 

It could be so much worse mate 

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Miss it? 

Live in Turkey. Dirty bastard pigs here.

I can get, ribs, pork chops, sausage, unsmoked bacon at a premium that I am prepared to pay though. If the locals tasted my bbq ribs they might change their mind.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Live in Turkey. Dirty bastard pigs here.

I can get, ribs, pork chops, sausage, unsmoked bacon at a premium that I am prepared to pay though. If the locals tasted my bbq ribs they might change their mind.

 

 

[Fugitive]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It could be so much worse mate 

I forgot the beans… its bad. Like a snuff movie.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

I forgot the beans… its bad. Like a snuff movie.

Oh...... I'd bail. 

[Fugitive]

Currently on the couch watching encanto for the 1023 time whilst she refuses to go to bed and eats fucking crisps. Just want one beer and the footy but oh well.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Currently on the couch watching encanto for the 1023 time whilst she refuses to go to bed and eats fucking crisps. Just want one beer and the footy but oh well.

 

 

[Fugitive]

Need to change her pyjamas as well because they are covered in cheesy dust.

 

The Bruno song has just come on… I’m screwed!!!

 

 

[DalyanPete]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Couldn't agree more.

My Daughter and family arrived last Thursday with 2.25 kg of smoked bacon from Dale's same as in April. 

She said, "there you go Dad, as ordered UNSMOKED BACON!"

Didn't have the heart to say anything.

Thanks honey, made up.

Dejected of Dalyan.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, DalyanPete said:

Couldn't agree more.

My Daughter and family arrived last Thursday with 2.25 kg of smoked bacon from Dale's same as in April. 

She said, "there you go Dad, as ordered UNSMOKED BACON!"

Didn't have the heart to say anything.

Thanks honey, made up.

Dejected of Dalyan.

Hahahahaha

[DalyanPete]

16 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Just want one beer and the footy but oh well.

But you wouldn't swap it for the world.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, DalyanPete said:

But you wouldn't swap it for the world.

Beans? If she was my daughter I'd swap her for an extra slice of black pudding 

[DalyanPete]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahaha

For 3 days after I just kept saying to my missus, "unsmoked bacon?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, DalyanPete said:

For 3 days after I just kept saying to my missus, "unsmoked bacon?

I hope you told them you've moved 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

Live in Turkey. Dirty bastard pigs here.

I can get, ribs, pork chops, sausage, unsmoked bacon at a premium that I am prepared to pay though. If the locals tasted my bbq ribs they might change their mind.

Fair enough. I had the same issue when in Dubai. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Fair enough. I had the same issue when in Dubai. 

They now sell pork in Dubai.

 

You have to go to a sealed off area in the big supermarkets.

 

All very odd.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Fair enough. I had the same issue when in Dubai. 

Embrace the sausage, not literally like.

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I hope you told them you've moved 

If it happens again. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, DalyanPete said:

If it happens again. 

You're too soft. 

[DalyanPete]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You're too soft. 

Couldn't resist 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, DalyanPete said:

Couldn't resist 

Hahahaha

[lifetime fan]

5 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

They now sell pork in Dubai.

 

You have to go to a sealed off area in the big supermarkets.

 

All very odd.

You could when I was out there, it was just ridiculously expensive. 
 

I used to get my fill when we went for a brunch. 

[Lee909]

Not quiet decided if I'll just serve use it in toasted panini, serve it with cous cous or possibly blend it into a paste for panini/crustini

[Lee909]

Blitzed up with a few chickpeas to thicken. On Panini with mozzarella and serano ham

[TheHowieLama]

Good stuff there.