The Foodie thread

[Bjornebye]

9 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Oh my. You’re eating chips with a spoon. Im struggling to reconcile this with the fancy plates and date night cuisine. Maybe they let you out on parole for a few days and you have been recalled for breaching your licence conditions. That would explain a lot. Anyway I’d eat it albeit with a fork but that’s becuase I’m married to a Tory. 

I've said it for years, despite all the threads on here it will be this one or the breakfast thread that will see us all get sent down. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Spicy chicken breast strips with peppers, cheddar and spicy sriracha wraps.

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

12 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Oh my. You’re eating chips with a spoon. Im struggling to reconcile this with the fancy plates and date night cuisine. Maybe they let you out on parole for a few days and you have been recalled for breaching your licence conditions. That would explain a lot. Anyway I’d eat it albeit with a fork but that’s becuase I’m married to a Tory. 

Yes, but they're crinkle-cut chips, duh!

[Carvalho Diablo]

[RJ Fan club]

5 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I fear for your guts mate, that’s a lot of processed meat.

 

What do you use to unblock the colon?

2 x Harpic Active Tablets and a litre of Nitromors?

[Elite]

6 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I don't whether to be impressed or appalled.

[TheHowieLama]

I think I am looking at the 2000 calorie special.

[Bjornebye]

State of the knife and all. Maybe that's to cut his stomach open after he's eaten it so he can stuff a badger in there to clean it out. 

[Bruce Spanner]

7 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

This is beautiful, this is art.

 

Shep is now going beyond the accepted parameters of food and elevating it towards high art.

 

History teachers us the Zeitgeist should always be challenged and I think we can all agree that this is truly doing that.

 

Bravo.

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

I fear for your guts mate, that’s a lot of processed meat.

 

What do you use to unblock the colon?

2 x Harpic Active Tablets and a litre of Nitromors?

Processed meat =  4 sausages ?

[lifetime fan]

Hotpot. 

[YorkshireRed]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Hotpot. 

It’s hot for hotpot but that hotpot looks hot. 

[Fugitive]

9 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Hotpot. 

I bet that was fucking nice. Can I come and live with you?

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Hotpot. 

That looks amazing although the positioning of that plug looks dangerous especially if you had Carvalho round who needed to take a shit in it before serving. 

[RJ Fan club]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Processed meat =  4 sausages ?

Well I suppose you could try and classify the black pudding as a blood clot 

[Bjornebye]

Post run scran. Amazing. 

 

 

[Remmie]

19 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

The classic swastika breakfast, very apt with the bean peddling going on

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Post run scran. Amazing. 

 

 

Wtf?

[Elite]

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Post run scran. Amazing. 

 

 

Probably nicer than it looks. Vomit omlette.

[Simbo]

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

Probably nicer than it looks. Vomit omlette.

Vomlette?

[Lee909]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

The classic swastika breakfast, very apt with the bean peddling going on

 

[Remmie]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Post runs scran. Amazing. 

 

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[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Probably nicer than it looks. Vomit omlette.

It was outstanding 

[Fugitive]

Chicken Fajitas

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

2 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Chicken Fajitas

 

 

I think that's probably the best thing you've ever posted mate. Looks fantastic tbf, I'd happily scoff those.