The Foodie thread

[Carvalho Diablo]

Carvalho's Surprise

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I’ve just had a KFC fillet tower burger dipped in the side pot of gravy. 
 

KFC gravy is lovely stuff. 

[General Dryness]

On 24/03/2022 at 07:22, Bjornebye said:

Amazing how they make Spam look so good in that new advert for... Spam. 

 

I'm gonna have to get some. 

 

On 24/03/2022 at 07:22, Elite said:

Poor man's cornbeef.

 

21 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Corned beef rep.

Spam rep, corned beef rep, corned beef rep rep. 

 

Tinned meats are an underrated foodstuff. Spam fritters. Corned beef hash. Lovely stuff.

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

KFC gravy is lovely stuff. 

 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

I’ve just had a KFC fillet tower burger dipped in the side pot of gravy. 
 

KFC gravy is lovely stuff. 

It is. 

 

Fuck you Tony. KFC is ace. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Yes, fuck you, Tony. 
 

KFC Gravy >>>>>> custard creams. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

51 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Carvalho's Surprise

 

Yorkshire Puddings with Frog Spawn. Fusion dining at its best. 

[Stouffer]

On 20/03/2022 at 14:49, Carvalho Diablo said:

A brand new recipe, I'm going in...

 

Just noticed but that looks like a very, very hairy tuppence.

[Tony Moanero]

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

It is. 

 

Fuck you Tony. KFC is ace. 

The gravy is like dishwater!

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

The gravy is like dishwater!

Sacrilege!

[Tony Moanero]

22 hours ago, Nelly-Matip said:

Yes, fuck you, Tony. 
 

KFC Gravy >>>>>> custard creams. 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Ok the cupboard is a bit bare tonight but rather than waste £15 on some muck pizza I rustled up these bad boys instead...spicy turkey unicorn fajitas.

 

[TheHowieLama]

On 14/03/2022 at 22:29, neko said:

good to know, because i love my hibiscus margaritas.

 

i buy dried flowers in one kilo bags from the mexican cartel/market.

Hibiscus Martinis

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

37 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Hibiscus Martinis

 

 

Would love to have a sip of that. You ever try an hibiscus margarita slush?

[Anubis]

On 22/03/2022 at 19:30, YorkshireRed said:

Derby Harvester. It is what it is. They still don’t let you fill your own salad bowl. I never know whether to stare them down or retreat into myself when I order pineapple to be included with said salad.

 

There’s a brothel next door to my hotel. I suppose I could have a leg over for pudding. I’d rather have an ice cream.

 

 

You do realise what is on those plates is the single/no family customers who go missing in the brothel?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Late breakfast

[Pureblood]

Dear oh dear. 

[YorkshireRed]

11 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Late breakfast

It’s obviously lacking peas but, other than that, I’d snatch it out of your hand and ram it straight down my throat quick-smart.

 

I’d then happily take a well deserved beating at your wronged hands. Some things are just worth it. 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

It’s obviously lacking peas but, other than that, I’d snatch it out of your hand and ram it straight down my throat quick-smart.

 

I’d then happily take a well deserved beating at your wronged hands. Some things are just worth it. 

 

 

Haha I'd gladly rustle you another one up.

[General Dryness]

40 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Late breakfast

I'm sorry to have to say it mate, but that is the work of a madman. 

[Bruce Spanner]

11 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I'm sorry to have to say it mate, but that is the work of a madman. 

 

There's a fine line between genius and madness and Shep walks it in a way that only a few others have before him, it's the surest sign of his genius and we should celebrate our witnessing of it.

[General Dryness]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

There's a fine line between genius and madness and Shep walks it in a way that only a few others have before him, it's the surest sign of his genius and we should celebrate our witnessing of it.

That's why I like you Bruce, you've got a load of old bollocks for every occasion. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Late breakfast

Fork rep. I've taken to eating pizza with a knife and fork. It's the future.