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The Foodie thread


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3 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

No way I’m having “and” preceded by a comma. No fucking way. 

Fortunately for me, you don’t make the rules. If you have two independent clauses you actually require a comma and a conjunction to avoid a comma splice. 
 

The point I’m making is that if you neg Champ like a bitch, you’re going to get slapped like a bitch by the entire forum. She is off limits. This isn’t the first time you’ve done it, but hopefully it’s the last. It’s a forum, not an English literature test.
 

Neck. In. Wind. Your. Riddle me that, Keats. 

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Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

I have no idea who Champ is, let alone that she’s off limits. Somebody should write a guide to all of this shit, it’s like navigating a fucking minefield. Anyway I will take on board your sage advice. Thanks 

You, Colonel, are more than welcome. It is my civic duty to offer condescending cuntery to all who cross my path. I bid you farewell. 

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6 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

I have no idea who Champ is, let alone that she’s off limits. Somebody should write a guide to all of this shit, it’s like navigating a fucking minefield. Anyway I will take on board your sage advice. Thanks 

Champ is the glue that binds us all together. Forum royalty. 

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1 hour ago, Numero said:

Fortunately for me, you don’t make the rules. If you have two independent clauses you actually require a comma and a conjunction to avoid a comma splice. 
 

The point I’m making is that if you neg Champ like a bitch, you’re going to get slapped like a bitch by the entire forum. She is off limits. This isn’t the first time you’ve done it, but hopefully it’s the last. It’s a forum, not an English literature test.
 

Neck. In. Wind. Your. Riddle me that, Keats. 

*pokes head round door and can’t decide what to make of all this chivalry 

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