The Foodie thread

[Stouffer]

On 31/03/2020 at 20:47, lifetime fan said:

 

Fuck off.

 

It's bad enough having a Bristolian accent, like fuck am I getting tarnised with a Stoke accent!

Off Athletico Mince innit?

[Paulie Dangerously]

On 31/03/2020 at 21:31, Tony Moanero said:

Looks lovely, that.

It was the biz. 

12 hours ago, Pidge said:

The crusade against food waste led me to baking banana bread today. Cooling now. Smells fantastic.

Well in. 

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, Pidge said:

The crusade against food waste led me to baking banana bread today. Cooling now. Smells fantastic.

 

16 hours ago, General Dryness said:

I made a banana cake the other day. It was ace. Got some more bananas heading towards overripeness so I'll be doing another one at the weekend.

Just made this , see how it looks in 45 minutes 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Came out lovely

 

 

[lifetime fan]

That looks great mate.

[Pidge]

Mines half gone already. Delicious.

[Tony Moanero]

Stig’s cake looks sound. Not for me, though. Can’t stand bananas. Horrible dick-shaped, white dog turd looking things.

 

1. Carrot 

2. Lemon Drizzle

3. Coffee and Walnut

4. Victoria Sponge

5. Battenberg

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

That looks great mate.

I'll do it again and use a bit more brown sugar and almond milk instead of oat. 

 

Its bloody lovely though 

[Anubis]

Tony conditioned from years of getting an apple, orange and shiny new h’pence in his Christmas stocking.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Tony conditioned from years of getting an apple, orange and shiny new h’pence in his Christmas stocking.

If I used coal instead of flour he would be up it like a rat up a drainpipe 

[Lee909]

29 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If I used coal instead of flour he would be up it like a rat up a drainpipe 

I like imagine Tony evening are spent like this. 

 

Nothing fancy in this household 

[Evelyn Tentions]

34 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Stig’s cake looks sound. Not for me, though. Can’t stand bananas. Horrible dick-shaped, white dog turd looking things.

 

1. Carrot 

2. Lemon Drizzle

3. Coffee and Walnut

4. Victoria Sponge

5. Battenberg

For about 3 weeks a few years ago Mr Kipling Battenburg were in the supermarkets in Australia, the only time I've seen them in 50 years in Australia.

Fucking love Battenburg cake.

[Tony Moanero]

12 minutes ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

For about 3 weeks a few years ago Mr Kipling Battenburg were in the supermarkets in Australia, the only time I've seen them in 50 years in Australia.

Fucking love Battenburg cake.

Homemade is best so we rarely buy Mr. Kipling. However, I am partial to the odd one on occasion, mostly for nostalgic reasons, like.

 

1. Country Slices

2. Battenberg 

3. Cherry Bakewells

4. Apple & Blackcurant Pies

5. Jam Tarts

 

Fondant Fancies can fuck right off.

 

 

[Chip Butty]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

For about 3 weeks a few years ago Mr Kipling Battenburg were in the supermarkets in Australia, the only time I've seen them in 50 years in Australia.

Fucking love Battenburg cake.

The king of cakes to go with a mug of tea, is King Louis of Battenberg, cake. 

[lifetime fan]

I’m on a 12 hour shift and asked her what we were having to eat when I get home? 
 

She just sent me this...

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Your watching Tremors when you get in then? 

 

Whats for tea? 

[Moo]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m on a 12 hour shift and asked her what we were having to eat when I get home? 
 

She just sent me this...

 

 

Is that good or bad? 

[Lee909]

4 minutes ago, Moo said:

Is that good or bad? 

Well it looks like a side dish

[lifetime fan]

I don’t care if there’s nothing with it, I’ll destroy the lot of that. 

[Bruce Spanner]

20 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I don’t care if there’s nothing with it, I’ll destroy the lot of that. 

 

Yeah, we got that, but what the fuck is it?

[Tony Moanero]

Potato Gratin, isn’t it?

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Potato Gratin, isn’t it?

Yes, but made in a darkened room by someone wearing boxing gloves.

[Anubis]

Potato slice bottom left looks raw. She’s trying to poison you, Col.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Pizza night again. Corghete, onion, falafel and jalepeno. Haters gonna hate. 

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Pizza night again. Corghete, onion, falafel and jalepeno. Haters gonna hate.