Newcastle Away 27/04

[halewood pete]

So, as a generally frustrating season fizzles out, our stand-out player goes a bit mad and hands the FA the gun to shoot him with. How do we respond? Shrug? Hang our heads? Hide in a corner, sobbing quietly?

 

Fuck that.

 

This is how Liverpool Football Club should respond. You pull together, you go to the home of some of the loudest-crowing schadenfreude-gloaters in the country and you put them to the sword.

 

It feels good.

 

Agree with this totally

[Paco]

A guy I work with follows Newcastle.

 

Reckons the europa league run was worth landing them in relegation trouble.

 

Let me just remind everyone they got to the quarter finals.

 

Glory glory Newcastle united

[Redder Lurtz]

Newcastle apply for voluntary relegation

 

NEWCASTLE have volunteered to be relegated from the Premier League, following their 6-0 defeat at home to Liverpool.

 

 

 

As the table stands they would have an excellent chance of avoiding demotion, but the club said it would be for the best if they were to drop down to the second tier to avoid further embarrassment.

 

They have asked if they can go down straight away, playing their last three fixtures against Championship opponents rather than Premier League teams.

 

Newcastle manager Alan Pardew said: “That 6-0 defeat hit us hard. Every last player in our team was crying like a baby in the dressing room and nobody from Liverpool came in to say that they were sorry, even though they must have been able to hear us through the wall.

 

“If it’s all the same to everyone, we’d prefer to play teams like Doncaster Rovers.”

 

This is not the first time this season a team has volunteered for relegation – Queens Park Rangers asked to be relegated in September after seven games of the 2012-13 season but were refused permission.

 

Following the draw with Reading that confirmed their demotion, a smiling Harry Redknapp said: “We had to do it the hard way but we got there in the end.”

[Pony Princess]

Newcastle apply for voluntary relegation

 

NEWCASTLE have volunteered to be relegated from the Premier League, following their 6-0 defeat at home to Liverpool.

 

I was gonna post that! Nice to see the daily mash taking the piss out of some team other than us! (I still love 'em)

 

Newcastle apply for voluntary relegation

 

To be fair, the ones they have done on us have actually been quite amusing, in a 'le sigh' sort of way.

 

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[Redder Lurtz]

I love The Mash. Obligatory reading every day of the week.

The latest acquisition is Blackpool’s Charlie Adam, despite the fact during his medical carbon-dating showed the ’25 year-old’ to actually date from the last Jurassic period.