The human body... It's fucking shit.

[TD_LFC]

Interesting theory on travel sickness as well is that your brain is struggles to process why you're both sitting down and appear to be moving at the same time and just assumes you're being poisoned so tries to expel whatever is in your body.

 

It's possibly why reading in a car makes you feel worse (your brain get's more confused), whereas looking out of the window gives your brain more information on what's actually happening and lessens the effects.

[TD_LFC]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Absolutely. Cars/bikes don’t actually move it’s your eyes and brain dragging them onto your bonnet 

 

If nobody is watching you drive your car won’t move. Think about it. Who is watching? 

You assuming cars are real?

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

You assuming cars are real?

I’m not that silly 

[manwiththestick]

The "body clock" can get to fuck, trying to be all smart.

 

My alarm for getting up for work is set for 7:15am, the other day I wake from a deep and comfy sleep, thinking it's middle of the night I check my phone to see what time it is and how many more hours in bed I have, fucking 7:14am. Twat.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

Interesting theory on travel sickness as well is that your brain is struggles to process why you're both sitting down and appear to be moving at the same time and just assumes you're being poisoned so tries to expel whatever is in your body.

 

It's possibly why reading in a car makes you feel worse (your brain get's more confused), whereas looking out of the window gives your brain more information on what's actually happening and lessens the effects.

Very interesting and makes a lot of sense.

[KMD7]

12 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

The "body clock" can get to fuck, trying to be all smart.

 

My alarm for getting up for work is set for 7:15am, the other day I wake from a deep and comfy sleep, thinking it's middle of the night I check my phone to see what time it is and how many more hours in bed I have, fucking 7:14am. Twat.

Happens to me all the time that. 

[General Dryness]

On 18/01/2022 at 01:05, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Why is childbirth so painful and dangerous?

Has your vagina not recovered yet Mal?

[rb14]

21 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I woke up like that a while back. Both arms had gone dead, so I was just flailing like an inflatable bloke outside a car showroom trying to stop my alarm.

Were you actually outside a car showroom at the time? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

15 minutes ago, rb14 said:

Were you actually outside a car showroom at the time? 

Inside. It was the burglar alarm I was trying to stop.

[Fowlers God]

I've had a period where I've been hitting the deck pretty unannounced over the last few months. 
 

I have some blood tests tomorrow and my anxiety is through the roof with both why I am passing out and the actual blood test itself. 
 

got some diazepam off the quacks to see me through but not looking forward to any of it. 
 

my range of emotions is unreal atm

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

I've had a period where I've been hitting the deck pretty unannounced over the last few months. 
 

I have some blood tests tomorrow and my anxiety is through the roof with both why I am passing out and the actual blood test itself. 
 

got some diazepam off the quacks to see me through but not looking forward to any of it. 
 

my range of emotions is unreal atm

Thats not good mate, good luck 

[Captain Willard]

5 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

I've had a period where I've been hitting the deck pretty unannounced over the last few months. 
 

I have some blood tests tomorrow and my anxiety is through the roof with both why I am passing out and the actual blood test itself. 
 

got some diazepam off the quacks to see me through but not looking forward to any of it. 
 

my range of emotions is unreal atm

Good luck, let us know how you get on.

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

I've had a period where I've been hitting the deck pretty unannounced over the last few months. 
 

I have some blood tests tomorrow and my anxiety is through the roof with both why I am passing out and the actual blood test itself. 
 

got some diazepam off the quacks to see me through but not looking forward to any of it. 
 

my range of emotions is unreal atm

Could be as simple as a vitamin deficiency or low blood pressure. Relax as I'm sure it will be fine. Good luck anyway.

[Fowlers God]

Thanks guys. 
 

I keep getting a sick feeling in My stomach like I have something in me that needs to come out. Any end. 
then the glands go and I hit the deck. It's so strange 

 

problem is I'm absolutely petrified of needles. So as well as the what the fuck is going on anxiety I've got that too. 
 

just catching up on sat nights UFC and then I'm taking the diazepam 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Fowlers God said:

Thanks guys. 
 

I keep getting a sick feeling in My stomach like I have something in me that needs to come out. Any end. 
then the glands go and I hit the deck. It's so strange 

 

problem is I'm absolutely petrified of needles. So as well as the what the fuck is going on anxiety I've got that too. 
 

just catching up on sat nights UFC and then I'm taking the diazepam 

No need to worry about needles mate. Talk to Stig as he's had thousands of pricks.

[Fowlers God]

16 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

No need to worry about needles mate. Talk to Stig as he's had thousands of pricks.

Including me

[tokyojoe]

8 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

I've had a period where I've been hitting the deck pretty unannounced over the last few months. 
 

I have some blood tests tomorrow and my anxiety is through the roof with both why I am passing out and the actual blood test itself. 
 

got some diazepam off the quacks to see me through but not looking forward to any of it. 
 

my range of emotions is unreal atm

You'll be OK Dan. All the best mate.

[Fowlers God]

I've just woke up and popped my last pill. 
 

I've also just woke up and cried like

a little fucking bitch. 
 

genuinely more scared of a needle than anything else in this world.

 

fucking so pathetic 

[Fowlers God]

I know it means fuck all but I did it!!!! I've had the blood test

[tokyojoe]

15 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

I know it means fuck all but I did it!!!! I've had the blood test

Get the fuck in Dan!!!

[Fowlers God]

Had a text to arrange an appointment following blood tests. 
next Wednesday is the earliest..........

 

as if my anxiety isn't bad enough as it is

[littletedwest]

I'd take that positively. My dad did a blood test once and they called me back at 10pm that night to advise he needed to be admitted to hospital now.

[Fowlers God]

1 hour ago, littletedwest said:

I'd take that positively. My dad did a blood test once and they called me back at 10pm that night to advise he needed to be admitted to hospital now.

Thanks mate 

[Captain Willard]

4 hours ago, Fowlers God said:

Had a text to arrange an appointment following blood tests. 
next Wednesday is the earliest..........

 

as if my anxiety isn't bad enough as it is

I think they’re more on the ball these days. I’ve got a scan on Thursday and they have already booked me in for the results on Monday. 
Good luck ! 

[dockers_strike]

On 24/01/2022 at 14:51, Fowlers God said:

I've had a period where I've been hitting the deck pretty unannounced over the last few months. 
 

I have some blood tests tomorrow and my anxiety is through the roof with both why I am passing out and the actual blood test itself. 
 

got some diazepam off the quacks to see me through but not looking forward to any of it. 
 

my range of emotions is unreal atm

Just seen this. The old girl started doing something similar about 2 years back. It is pretty frightening when it happens.

 

But she had tests and she has to take tablets now and seems to be ok.

 

Best wishes all goes ok for you.