Cargo Jeans - The Way Forward.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Nah was I fuck. Slim fitting jeans and smart brown leather brogue boots.

 

looked fucking boss.

 

Brogue boots?

 

Brogue....Boots?

 

And slim fitting jeans?

 

Get the fuck out.

 

Who are you? moof?

 

 

EDIT: At the fucking match as well?

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Im glad i cant see the picture on my phone so i'll just have to imagine.

 

Did he say you had an erect penis in your trousers?

 

Was it Herbert the Pervert?

 

No. He said I looked like an erect penis.

 

Would rather ave had the lob on to be fair. There was no comeback from being told you look like an erect cock.

 

if he had said something about having a boner in my kecks, I could have responded with "Well ya ma's just had a boss gobble on it"

[Fugitive]

Only if they are made in Holland. I want Dutch kecks.

[Captain Turdseye]

Only if they are made in Holland. I want Dutch kecks.

 

Just paint all your kecks orange. That makes them Dutch.

[scudger99]

They're cuntish. My fucking corpse wouldn't accept having those sad rags pinned one me.

[VladimirIlyich]

Im finally able to see the photo but I wish I couldnt!

 

They will probably be ok on some people under 25 but not the rest of us.

[Captain Turdseye]

They're cuntish. My fucking corpse wouldn't accept having those sad rags pinned one me.

 

I don't know who you are so I've been forced to neg.

 

Im finally able to see the photo but I wish I couldnt!

 

They will probably be ok on some people under 25 but not the rest of us.

 

I'm 24.

[zigackly]

Cheers for the tip Turdzy.

 

I have recently purchased an 18 function multi-tool and one of those extra pockets might be just the thing to keep it in.

[Jairzinho]

 

 

 

I'm 24.

 

Fucking hell. I assumed you were having a mid life crisis.

[Sugar Ape]

Clearly only wools and the disabled wear them. Turdsy is both, of course.

[cloggypop]

Only if they are made in Holland. I want Dutch kecks.

 

You really don't. I have lived in Holland over 10 years and have never owned a pair.

[Bjornebye]

They're cuntish. My fucking corpse wouldn't accept having those sad rags pinned one me.

 

I like the cut of this man's jib.

[Bjornebye]

Clearly only wools and the disabled wear them. Turdsy is both, of course.

 

And badly colour-blind.

 

said meet him outside the bar, he has a green and white hoodie on.

 

It was grey and grey. Stringy, Matt and Lifetime Fan will vouch for this.

[Captain Turdseye]

Clearly only wools and the disabled wear them. Turdsy is both, of course.

 

 

[UnwelcomeinPeru]

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[Sugar Ape]

 

Even he has got better jeans on than you.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

I don't know who you are so I've been forced to neg.

 

I'm 24.

 

You get a pass then. As long as you arent the proud owner of a large beer gut thats fine.

[Alan Sex]

Do they make them in a dungaree?

[stringvest]

And badly colour-blind.

 

said meet him outside the bar, he has a green and white hoodie on.

 

It was grey and grey. Stringy, Matt and Lifetime Fan will vouch for this.

 

it had been in the wash

[Captain Turdseye]

I said green striped jacket, never once did I say it was white. I think Matty and LF* will back me up on this, it was two shades of green.

 

 

 

 

*Notice how I didn't mention Stringvest, his eyesight is so poor in his old age that I had to commentate on the game for him.

[Red Banjo]

Green or Grey?

 

They are not particularly similar in colour. So one of you is either mental or colourblind.

[Captain Turdseye]

It's a green striped Bench jacket. Had a look online for a picture but can't find it. It goes sound with cargo jeans and plain white trabs. Believe.

[Bjornebye]

it was grey.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

These Cargo jeans were on trend about 5 years ago, they've now made their way to sports direct.