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Tale of the tape:

 

Age: Hayek - 46, Vergara - 40

Country of birth: Hayek - Mexico, Vergara - Colombia

Height: Hayek - 5ft 2 - Vergara - 5ft 7

Children : 1 each.

 

Hayek:

 

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Vergara:

 

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All right, ladies, we went over the rules in your dressing room. Any questions from Mrs Hayek and her chief second? Any questions from Mrs Vergara and her chief second? All right, let's get it on!

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Id ruin both their pussys. Wipe my cock on the curtain then leave.

 

You sir are a wrong un.

 

These are ladies to be treated well.

Both at the same time.

 

 

I need to research this and give it much thought.

 

 

Clash of the Titans.

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I bet they both think men are really stupid, though. Between them they must have been offered hundreds of millions, houses, cars, private jets and probably Islands, too, just by walking into a room.

 

I keep going back on forth who I think is better because they outstrip each other in different areas, but the difference is so slight, it's making my head hurt. In the words of Chazz Michael Michaels: "I'm just a man, for God sake."

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I'd get a nosh off Hayek while I'm toe fucking vergara. Then swap round I guess. Either way, I'd be done in time for the end of the golf.

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You know when you are going well when Salma fucking Hayek is barely given a second thought because of you.

 

Sofia.

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After much consideration I have decided....

 

To Sit on the fence and vote its too close to call.

I vote this way assuming that we are talking a Dark haired Sofia Vergara,if not Miss Hayek.

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Vergara, all the way. Follow her on Twitter just for daily photos of her having breakfast or having a script read through, just in the hopes that one day she'll accidentally upload one of herself butt nekkid.

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It looks like Mrs. Hayek's experience and je ne sais quoi has allowed her to win a hard fought majority decision. Credit to her, not a lot of people can stand in there with Vergara and there were times it looked like she may be about to lose.

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I can't even tell the difference between the two, they looked like the same person to me, that's because I can't take my eyes off their asses and humongous breasts and I don't want to take my eyes off those parts either. I'd destroy a bed with any of them, whichever I don't mind. I'd smash it from bouncing and send for recycling.

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