Joss Stone - murder plot

[Rico1304]

Have you seen the news about the two blokes charged with conspiracy to murder her? Plotted with others to do it and then despite being from Manchester they are found near her house with weapons. Obviously they are pleading not guilty.

 

It's like the Bodyguard!

[chrisbonnie]

Didn't this happen years ago?

[cochyn]

Best bit; they got lost in the Devon countryside and asked (plod)? for directions to "Joss Stone's house".

[Section_31]

Tough crowd.

[cloggypop]

It is more The Sword In The Stone than The Bodyguard .

[The Flâneur]

I strongly suspect that Ms Stone has a fearsome hairy growler.

[TheHowieLama]

Not the sharpest knives to say the least.

[Champ]

Didn't this happen years ago?

 

Yep. Don't know why its taken so long to be dealt with

[Red Banjo]

I didn't realise how stunning she is, till i caught her on some talk show the other week - possibly Jonathan Ross or Alan Carr?

 

Wore this long white dress. Breathtaking.

[Mendoza]

BBC News - Joss Stone murder plot: Accused pair 'had sword'

 

'Notes found in the defendants' possession showed they intended to decapitate the pop star before dumping her body in a river, the jury of 10 men and two women was told.'

 

Super duper.

[Anubis]

When music drives people to breaking point.

[Mendoza]

To be fair i think Harry and Lloyd would have had a better shot at succeeding

 

 

'En route from Manchester to Devon they stopped at the Michaelwood services on the M5 in Gloucestershire, where they filled up with petrol but drove off without paying.

 

However, just moments later they crashed their car into metal railings and a mechanical digger at the service station.'

 

 

Joss Stone 'targeted in murder plot over links to Royals' - Telegraph

[Rico1304]

She was on Radio 2 the other day and came over as a nice young lady. I'd go with her, but probably wouldn't try to cut her head off. Probably.

[Red Banjo]

She looks like this...

 

 

 

And she's worth an absolute packet. What's not to love?

[Red Banjo]

 

 

I think she's really, really hot.

[Pureblood]

I'd murder her plot.

[mattyq]

I'd murder her fanny

[Rico1304]

It sounds like a plot from one of Pony Princess' weird websites. Until I see evidence to the contrary I'm assuming he's the ringleader.

[Jairzinho]

She's a bit of a cunt.

[Trumo]

I thought this thread was about her covering another classic song.

[zigackly]

I should like to take her out for tea and crumpets.

[cochyn]

She's a bit of a cunt.

 

This. Anyone else remember her 'poor me' rant on Chris Moyles breakfast show a few years back?

 

Fucking Matalan 'diva'.

[cochyn]

It is more The Sword In The Stone than The Bodyguard .

 

Repped.

 

edit - soz pal, need to spread the love first (me, not you).

[sir roger]

Ms Stone is also a good fan of an Association Football team who play in the Merseyside area in red shirts.

 

If the defendants get off they could always look for parts in Home Alone 4.

[Fugitive]

I've just looked at YouTube to remind myself of something she sung and spotted this comment:

 

I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a Walkie Talkie.