Fuck the Pope

[Redder Lurtz]

ARGENTINA was last night strutting around like it owns the place.

 

Following the election of Francis the First, President Cristina Kirchner telephoned prime minister David Cameron and shouted “Lionel Messi and a Pope! Eat it!”

 

When Mr Cameron tried to affirm the Falkands right to self determination, Mrs Kirchner talked over him saying: “What have you got? Frank Lampard and an old woman with a dodgy stomach.”

 

As Mr Cameron put the phone down he could hear Mrs Kirchner shouting ‘Ar-gen-tina! Ar-gen-tina!’ and then blowing one of those big plastic trumpets.

[Rough Rider]

Seems like a Roy Hodgson type appointment to me.Bishop of Auca 92 to 97, Archbishop of Buenos Airies 98 to 2013 .Seventy six years old and hes never managed a top club.

[Duncan Clench]

I got good odds on that appointment.

 

Sistine to one.

[md1892]

I wonder if he turned around to the other cardinals after his opening speech and said "have a look what yer could of won"

[A Red]

So the most evil organisation in the world that has 1.2 billion members now has a new leader. Bunch of twats

[Whelan]

So the most evil organisation in the world that has 1.2 billion members now has a new leader. Bunch of twats

 

Tesco?

[Bjornebye]

We have a new one whatever that will do. Except kill more African women.

 

fuck the queen ya proddy cunt

 

(been dying to put that since last night)

[AquiMan]

Fuck the queen and the pope. Both evil to the core

[Strontium]

Although the queen doesn't head the world's largest paedophile ring.

[Delmar]

Although the queen doesn't head the world's largest paedophile ring.

 

How do you know?

[Whelan]

Although the queen doesn't head the world's largest paedophile ring.

 

Isn't she head of the Church of England?

[Bjornebye]

Although the queen doesn't head the world's largest paedophile ring.

 

nope she is the figurehead of history's most oppresive nation. i'd rather get my balls tickled by a man in a dress than made to eat glass and suck off micheal caine before he blew my head off.

[Bjornebye]

Although the queen doesn't head the world's largest paedophile ring.

 

cheers for the neg. any chance of a come back? or are you wanking into your queen mug....

[Fugitive]

Some shocking accusations being fired at Queen here. Freddie will be spinning in his grave.

[Dr Nowt]

I was hoping the old pope was just feigning illness and would make a surprise re-appearance at the last minute, knocking the new one the fuck out.

 

Pope-a-dope tactics.

[bossy]

I think we can all agree that the queen and the pope both represent the square root of evil.

[A Red]

U** all the way, fuck the pope and the IRA, la la la la la

[Bellflower]

If the inquisition is back, it should get all that Strictly crap off of Saturday night TV...............

[Dr Nowt]

Cheat alert.

[tokyojoe]

Isn't she head of the Church of England?

No, that's Cliff Richard.

[Bjornebye]

Fuck the Pope? You cheeky cunt. Fuck the queen and Tina Turner

[VladimirIlyich]

Fuck the Pope? You cheeky cunt. Fuck the queen and Tina Turner

Whats Elton done now?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was hoping the old pope was just feigning illness and would make a surprise re-appearance at the last minute, knocking the new one the fuck out.

 

Pope-a-dope tactics.

Nah.  They're mates and business partners.

 

[Chip Butty]

Viva il Papa

[Chip Butty]

I'd have to say fair fucks to both the BBC and Sky, for not dodging the kid bumming scandal and have had both commentaries challenging the lack of action by the Vatican and the inability for the church to call those actions crimes, and not sins. And add to all that, the bastard never kissed the ground. Ireland expects, Franny.