Missing (posters) in Action

[Captain Turdseye]

@loadsoftrophies Reveal yourself. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 17/04/2020 at 18:45, Champ said:

Oh it’s a general point. Who’s your emergency contact?

I've let Mrs O'T know that she's to notify the forum if I turn up my toes.

 

I've also made fairly thorough funeral plans, so she doesn't have to fanny about with too much of that nonsense. 

[alles ist gut]

11 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've let Mrs O'T know that she's to notify the forum if I turn up my toes.

 

I've also made fairly thorough funeral plans, so she doesn't have to fanny about with too much of that nonsense. 

The Viking Longboat at Liscard will live long in the memory of all mourners.

[Chairman Meow]

8 minutes ago, alles ist gut said:

The Viking Longboat at Liscard will live long in the memory of all mourners.

And then a slap up binge at County Road KFC.

[Rico1304]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've let Mrs O'T know that she's to notify the forum if I turn up my toes.

 

I've also made fairly thorough funeral plans, so she doesn't have to fanny about with too much of that nonsense. 

Will it have teleconference facilities? 

[SasaS]

The stream will be leaked so we could all comment in the funeral thread.

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, SasaS said:

The stream will be leaked so we could all comment in the funeral thread.

@Caramac will of course provide gifs.

[Gnasher]

4 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've let Mrs O'T know that she's to notify the forum if I turn up my toes.

 

I've also made fairly thorough funeral plans, so she doesn't have to fanny about with too much of that nonsense. 

I hope you  made sure you got a good ol union jack over the coffin Angry, not that silly blue flag  with them silly little stars you seem fond of.

[Bjornebye]

Total Longo 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Total Longo 

He's on Twitter a fair bit.

[Byrnie]

16 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

@loadsoftrophies Reveal yourself. 

He's grand is LoT. Been having boxing discussions with him and Paddy Berger on fb recently.

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Will it have teleconference facilities? 

And be toasted ( literally ) to Fat Larry's Band and Zoom

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Mook said:

He's on Twitter a fair bit.

I wouldn't know anymore because of Julia-Hartley Brewer the egomaniac racist slag. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Gnasher said:

I hope you  made sure you got a good ol union jack over the coffin Angry, not that silly blue flag  with them silly little stars you seem fond of.

Absolutely.  Getting everyone to sing God Save The Queen, too. (The Pistols song, that is.)

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Absolutely.  Getting everyone to sing God Save The Queen, too. (The Pistols song, that is.)

She ain't no human bean.

[Captain Howdy]

5 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've let Mrs O'T know that she's to notify the forum if I turn up my toes.

 

I've also made fairly thorough funeral plans, so she doesn't have to fanny about with too much of that nonsense. 

Repped for “turned up my toes” haven’t heard that in years.

[Kevin D]

38 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

He's grand is LoT. Been having boxing discussions with him and Paddy Berger on fb recently.

 

Yeah, Owen is great.

 

Think the real world just takes more of his time as his wee one gets older and older.

[Anubis]

Should we be merging this with the How Would You Dispose Of A Dead Body thread?

[Remmie]

When I pass away, I expect a minute's runwank in my honour, preferably in relay form

[Byrnie]

6 hours ago, Byrnie said:

He's grand is LoT. Been having boxing discussions with him and Paddy Berger on fb recently.

And @KMD7 too, I should add.

[Captain Turdseye]

13 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

And @KMD7 too, I should add.

I am friends with PB on there but I don’t read through it that often anymore (I caught sight of a couple of posts about his neighbours last week) and it is to my shame that I don’t know any of your full names.
 

Frankly, I think you’re all weirdos for not broadcasting them on here for all to see. 

[Kevin D]

11 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

And @KMD7 too, I should add.

 

Well, I wouldn't want to join your secret club, anyway.

 

You're all stupid.

[Chairman Meow]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I am friends with PB on there but I don’t read through it that often anymore (I caught sight of a couple of posts about his neighbours last week) and it is to my shame that I don’t know any of your full names.
 

Frankly, I think you’re all weirdos for not broadcasting them on here for all to see. 

Other than psn the only person from here that I have on any other means of communication is Dynamite, and that's actually because I added him on Facebook by accident.

 

And I had Bruce Spanners phone number, but he didn't reply to a text I sent him about 7 years ago when we were meant to meet up in London that I've still never gotten over. 

[Captain Turdseye]

7 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

Other than psn the only person from here that I have on any other means of communication is Dynamite, and that's actually because I added him on Facebook by accident.

You added him by accident? It’s a proper pain in the arse when you’re stalking someone and you fuck up like that. 

[Chairman Meow]

Yeah, but on the other hand I get to see additional pictures so it makes masturbation much easier.