Missing (posters) in Action

[Karl_b]

6 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Agreed. Anyone who shows the slightest sign of leaving should be chained up to a computer in Dave's basement.

 

Try deserting us now, y'bastards.

How is Woo?

[alles ist gut]

4 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

How is Woo?

Tangy.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking fuck Puss Weasel.

[Guest]

I haven't seen @manwiththestick post for a few days. I normally see his posts regularly.

 

@manwiththestick if you're here, make it known...

[Captain Turdseye]

10 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I haven't seen @manwiththestick post for a few days. I normally see his posts regularly.

 

@manwiththestick if you're here, make it known...

He’s been on here loads. Click his profile. 

[Guest]

58 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

He’s been on here loads. Click his profile. 

Has anyone seen @Captain Turdseye recently? I normally see him posting regularly.

[Bjornebye]

On 07/12/2019 at 00:33, Captain Turdseye said:

@Furmedge liked one of my Tweets today. Made me wonder why he doesn’t post very much anymore. Forum royalty, one of TLW’s top boys, part of the furniture and future hall of fame inductee. But enough about me. In 40 years when our children’s children are posting on the GF, they’ll look back on us with real disdain if we keep allowing our good posters to quietly slip away. 

I was chatting with him on Twitter messenger before I got banned again. Passed a message on to Cath for him. Brilliant poster. 

[A Red]

Wont someone think of Moof

[s(k)aturation]

Just now, A Red said:

Wont someone think of Moof

 

The children?

 

 

[manwiththestick]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I haven't seen @manwiththestick post for a few days. I normally see his posts regularly.

 

@manwiththestick if you're here, make it known...

Here, not been away.

[General Dryness]

16 hours ago, A Red said:

Wont someone think of Moof

He's probably organising an Antifa hit squad to have you, me and lizzie cancelled. 

[General Dryness]

17 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Has anyone seen @Captain Turdseye recently? I normally see him posting regularly.

I miss him. Top red, good family man and pillar of the community.

 

RIP YNWA etc.

[Captain Turdseye]

19 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I miss him. Top red, good family man and pillar of the community.

 

RIP YNWA etc.

Only around elections. The rest of the time I can’t be arsed. I’m looking forward to writing your obituary. 

[General Dryness]

41 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Only around elections. The rest of the time I can’t be arsed. I’m looking forward to writing your obituary. 

As long as you use the words "cunt", "deviant" and "bacon", the jobs yours.

 

ETA something about your arms and brain being too spacky to write. 

 

[Champ]

20 hours ago, A Red said:

Wont someone think of Moof

@moof, are you ok now?

[Captain Turdseye]

@Hand Shandy has not been on for months. 

 

Has he got a new profile or has he genuinely disappeared?

[Elite]

On 29/03/2020 at 14:05, Champ said:

@moof, are you ok now?

He appeared to have recovered from being unwell prior to going MIA. So maybe he's just having a break

 

[Pureblood]

I'm worried about moofy. 

[SasaS]

38 minutes ago, Elite said:

He appeared to have recovered from being unwell prior to going MIA. So maybe he's just having a break

 

 Yes he reported he was fine didn't he, before he went missing and *taps nose* TK reappeared.

 

[Bjornebye]

I still can't work out who The Golden Eel is. 

[Captain Turdseye]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I still can't work out who The Golden Eel is. 

He’s got shit taste in crisps. 

[TheHowieLama]

39 minutes ago, SasaS said:

 Yes he reported he was fine didn't he, before he went missing and *taps nose* TK reappeared.

Say his name three times

[The Golden Eel]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I still can't work out who The Golden Eel is. 

Fucking hell, I'm actually offended by that, so it is. 

[Strontium]

Golden Eel = DimReaper

[Trumo]

Chaise and painapple on a steck!