Vegetarianism

[TheHowieLama]

39 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Small batches. I can’t stand fast food that has gone cold.

Agreed.

 

Did you employ a runner so as not to have to stop eating while refilling?

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Small batches. I can’t stand fast food that has gone cold.

Cheers, T.

 

Ive got a mate who will put away similar quantities to the old you.

 

On a night out we are pissed in a McD’S and I get the usual and sit down. It takes ages for him to arrive and he’s hanging around the till for ages. He finally gets back and he’s got twenty nuggets, TEN cheese burgers, three filet o fish, a couple of fries and two apple pies.

 

I look at him in disgust thinking ‘you stupid drunk basted, you’ll not finish half of that’ He did, every last one.

 

I was rooting for him in the end and felt a weird sense of pride when the ordeal was over. 
 

We then went to a night club…

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Cheers, T.

 

Ive got a mate who will put away similar quantities to the old you.

 

On a night out we are pissed in a McD’S and I get the usual and sit down. It takes ages for him to arrive and he’s hanging around the till for ages. He finally gets back and he’s got twenty nuggets, TEN cheese burgers, three filet o fish, a couple of fries and two apple pies.

 

I look at him in disgust thinking ‘you stupid drunk basted, you’ll not finish half of that’ He did, every last one.

 

I was rooting for him in the end and felt a weird sense of pride when the ordeal was over. 
 

We then went to a night club…

Did he have a McDonald’s breakfast afterwards?

[Bruce Spanner]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Did he have a McDonald’s breakfast afterwards?

If memory serves me right we had a full English in a chain hotel the morning after, pretty sure it’s in the breakfast thread and it was terrible.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Cheers, T.

 

Ive got a mate who will put away similar quantities to the old you.

 

On a night out we are pissed in a McD’S and I get the usual and sit down. It takes ages for him to arrive and he’s hanging around the till for ages. He finally gets back and he’s got twenty nuggets, TEN cheese burgers, three filet o fish, a couple of fries and two apple pies.

 

I look at him in disgust thinking ‘you stupid drunk basted, you’ll not finish half of that’ He did, every last one.

 

I was rooting for him in the end and felt a weird sense of pride when the ordeal was over. 
 

We then went to a night club…

Jesus christ is he still alive? 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Jesus christ is he still alive? 

It’s my mate who joins in the FM stuff.

 

Ey, he’s grand.

[Bruce Spanner]

On 30/05/2021 at 08:20, Bruce Spanner said:

‘What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?’ was the question posed.

 

This, does not, none of it in any way answer that.

 

Horror show.

This was it, I’m pretty sure.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

GB News presenter making a bid for Stupidest Tweet of the Year.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It's easy to mock, but...

 

Actually, no "but" - it's very, very easy to mock.

 

 

 

[dockers_strike]

I like meat, not the processed stuff, although I have to say I do like a good Aberdeen Angus burger from Asda.

[TD_LFC]

Do you have to clear the remnants of the last 5 customers burgers off the table, into a bin that hasn't been emptied for three months, before you sit down to eat at the the vegetarian burger king?

 

If not I'm in.

[Strontium]

Fucking brilliant, Jeremy Vine making Mike Parry look a right mug (not hard, admittedly)

 

 

[Pete]

25 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Fucking brilliant, Jeremy Vine making Mike Parry look a right mug (not hard, admittedly)

 

 

I like how the 'meat' one which is luscious and he can taste meat in suddenly becomes tissue paper.  
 

[Bjornebye]

One absolute cunt that Mike Parry. Hateful fucker. 

 

 

My missus got a vegan beef wellington from Aldi the other night. It was superb. 

[Clem H Fandango]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

One absolute cunt that Mike Parry. Hateful fucker. 

 

 

My missus got a vegan beef wellington from Aldi the other night. It was superb. 

How can it be called 'vegan BEEF wellington'. fuckin ell.

[Strontium]

3 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

How can it be called 'vegan BEEF wellington'. fuckin ell.

 

All cows are vegan, to be fair.

[Clem H Fandango]

Just now, Strontium said:

 

All cows are vegan, to be fair.

 

I like that train of thought, makes me feel healthy now.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

How can it be called 'vegan BEEF wellington'. fuckin ell.

 

Sorry, No Beef wellington 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Strontium said:

 

All cows are vegan, to be fair.

 

You know my missus? 

[TheHowieLama]

The Impossible Whopper is actually better than a regular Whopper.

[Strontium]

My missus ain't veggie, but she prefers the McPlant to the regular McDonald's cheeseburger.

 

Kind of wish she'd go back to the meat version because it's about £2.50 cheaper.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Any good recipes for a christmas day "roast" type thing? Xmas at my mums this year so something I can prepare at home and she can just whack in the oven.  I'm the only cunt eating it so I want everyone to look on with envy as they tuck into their dry turkey. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 24/11/2022 at 13:40, Strontium said:

Fucking brilliant, Jeremy Vine making Mike Parry look a right mug (not hard, admittedly)

 

 

Is he the concrete grower?

 

How do cunts like that get a job?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just watching an Attenborough thing and he said around half the available land on Earth (presumably excluding mountain tops, deserts, polar caps, etc.) is used for producing food - and around 80% of that is given over to livestock. Maybe using a bit less meat and dairy could be a good idea.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Stuffed to the gunwales after a birthday dinner at Sanskruti.

 

Fuck me, that food is good!