Vegetarianism

[PestiRed]

To shit more

Seriously. Its not a bad thing. Just more regular and softer.

Im not a veggie though have done it for 18 months a couple of times. Its pretty good so long as you can cook and have the time.

I'd probably do it again if i could find a good way of doing it low carb. Might try it with various soups and go veggie 5 days a week.

Never been so upset as the day that I found out that my eating habits made me a “flexitarian” and apparently I was at the forefront of some millennial hipster bollocks

[Anubis]

You start growing vines which eventually grow out into your orifices.

That sounds kind of ace. Like Swamp Thing?

[Elite]

That sounds kind of ace. Like Swamp Thing?

More like a superhero that can summon vines out of his arse and mouth to grab and maul people.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I feel bad when I hear about some of the practises in farming. If I had the option of lab grown meat vs farmed and the products and prices were the same or only marginally different then I would go for lab bought every time.

 

Is this the first step in my conversion?

[Chip Butty]

I feel bad when I hear about some of the practises in farming. If I had the option of lab grown meat vs farmed and the products and prices were the same or only marginally different then I would go for lab bought every time.

 

Is this the first step in my conversion?

 

Consider yourself first - piles reduce due to no hard to digest meat, in your system(the poo flows man) and you also massively reduce the risk of colon cancer. Consider your own self preservation first, is what I would advise, then turn into Morrissey. 

[Rotpeter]

Quick question. How does going veggie affect your gut, in terms of what can you expect initially if you go meat free?

 

Just hope your hemoglobin levels don't plummet and you get sent for a punitive colonoscopy.....

[Numero Veinticinco]

you also massively reduce the risk of colon cancer.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn.

[Chip Butty]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn.

 

Once, there was colon, got into accident and couldn't hold his pooo

[Hades]

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[Paulie Dangerously]

https://twitter.com/robdoubleyoo/status/1037739237158912001

Can't understand that sorry mate. Assuming it's Danish?

[Numero Veinticinco]

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You're looking for the foodie thread, mate.

[Oh Buoy]

I never thought I'd consider it, but here I am.

 

Sadly just ordered a weeks shop but going to really reduce my intake starting from today.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

My daughter has now decided she doesn't want to be vegetarian any more. I think it's tough being 8/9 and at kids parties, friends houses etc when everything is chicken nuggets etc.

 

Anyway, proud of her for sticking it out for 6 months or so. No doubt she'll try again when she's older.

[Oh Buoy]

My daughter has now decided she doesn't want to be vegetarian any more. I think it's tough being 8/9 and at kids parties, friends houses etc when everything is chicken nuggets etc.

 

Anyway, proud of her for sticking it out for 6 months or so. No doubt she'll try again when she's older.

 

Cast her into the wild, mate.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Cast her into the wild, mate.

That would be slightly hypocritical, given how much meat I eat.

 

I have cut down though, as a product of accommodating her previously, so some good has come of it. I mainly eat free range chicken/eggs, and steak once a week. Not much else, meat wise.

 

I eat more veggies than before.

[Oh Buoy]

That would be slightly hypocritical, given how much meat I eat.

 

You can go with her.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Starts cutting meat from today. Turns into an uppity fuck today.

 

The vegan effect is strong in this one.

[Oh Buoy]

Starts cutting meat from today. Turns into an uppity fuck today.

 

The vegan effect is strong in this one.

The exporters control the regulators!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That must be why my steaks taste so good.

[Oh Buoy]

Might have to rethink this vegetarian idea. 

 

Just tried 'meat-free mince' tacos and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. 

 

Are all these meat-alternatives gash? Just bought a fucking weeks worth of the cardboard cunts. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

If meat didn’t taste so good, nobody would eat it. There are some things that are decent. You just have to get into the scene. 

[TheHowieLama]

Have you tried the vegetables?

[Chip Butty]

20 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Might have to rethink this vegetarian idea. 

 

Just tried 'meat-free mince' tacos and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. 

 

Are all these meat-alternatives gash? Just bought a fucking weeks worth of the cardboard cunts. 

Try these. http://lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/our-food/frozen-range/vegetarian-mozzarella-14lb-burgers/

 

Nicer than normal burgers. Most of the range is pretty good. 

 

I'm a pescatarian, but I'm finding I'm eating less and less fish. Bar the brecky bit of course!

[Oh Buoy]

12 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Try these. http://lindamccartneyfoods.co.uk/our-food/frozen-range/vegetarian-mozzarella-14lb-burgers/

 

Nicer than normal burgers. Most of the range is pretty good. 

 

I'm a pescatarian, but I'm finding I'm eating less and less fish. Bar the brecky bit of course!

I'm all for bean burgers etc, especially with a slice of halloumi but anything that takes like watery cardboard I'm just going to lob before I try and convince myself that it's normal and that it doesn't taste like cardboard. 

 

Going to have to get a few beers in tomorrow to work through the Quorn selection. 

[Chip Butty]

Seasons; If you like pasta, make your own pesto or tomato sauces. Dead easy, quick to do and taste way nicer.

 

At first we found ourselves looking for meat substitutes all the time, so we stopped and started making recipes that didn't use meat as a theme. So much nicer and easier on the heart and mind. I wouldn't kid meself any longer, its not going to beat the taste of a really juicy marbled with fat, piece of Ribeye or Rump, so whats the point trying.