Summer 2013 Transfer Thread

[Bjornebye]

It's really not though. Wouldn't go as far as to say he's 'by far' our weakest link though. But he's not very good defensively, which is a bit of a problem when your a defender. He'd be great in a great side,he's just not what we need at this moment in time. We'd get a good fee for him & improve our defence at the same time. I'd prefer Kelly there, someone whose natural game is to defend. A good back 4 play as a unit & holds the line. He gets caught out of position far too often & leaves us exposed. Is it any coincidence that Agger, Skrtel & Pepe have had such a bad season. The opposition will always have a chance when Glen is playing.

 

i think this is more a combination of them actually playing really shit all by themselves at time and also the lack of a fucking very good defensive midfielder. lucas isn't the lucas of last season. no fucking way.

glen's boss.

[Hooch]

We're not going to buy anybody with quality, we'll just get that fat shit Williams for 18m because he's British and captain of his club and country and probably another desperate fucker who will get injured after 3 games and Rodgers will be talking about progress as we sink deeper into the Abyss of mediocrity.

 

and we will all be sitting here thinking of the past, masturbating and eating chocolate strawberry biscuits.

 

Class. And worryingly accurate methinks.

[KopOut]

 

I arrived on this forum not too long ago and I have noticed that your posts appear to be those of a man' date=' maybe in his late thirties, who likes to wank with a plastic bag over his head and is seriously sexually frustrated.

 

I base this on nothing, but it is just the way you use words like "camper" and "refering".

 

I hope I am wrong, no actually I don't because if you are into sexual asphyxiation that is your bag man and I say more power to your elbow.[/quote']

 

'Happy camper' is a term commonly used by we Kiwis here in Aotearoa, but I wouldn't expect everybody in the UK to be familiar with it.

 

As for being 'late thirties' you're way off the mark there dude. I'm 55 , and still able to give the mrs 'the big one' both regularly and frequently and put a nice big smile on her face and give her vocal cords a workout; mind you, she's 16 yrs younger than me.

[General Dryness]

'Happy camper' is a term commonly used by we Kiwis here in Aotearoa, but I wouldn't expect everybody in the UK to be familiar with it.

 

As for being 'late thirties' you're way off the mark there dude. I'm 55 , and still able to give the mrs 'the big one' both regularly and frequently and put a nice big smile on her face and give her vocal cords a workout; mind you, she's 16 yrs younger than me.

 

Probably a bit long in the tooth to be calling people dude and boasting about your sexual prowess eh?

[TheHowieLama]

give her vocal cords a workout

 

How can you hear her through the bag?

[Major Tom]

Paper bags have never been known for their sound reduction qualities.

[KopOut]

 

How can you hear her through the bag?

 

lmao

[KopOut]

 

Probably a bit long in the tooth to be calling people dude and boasting about your sexual prowess eh?

 

holy shit, I've used the term 'Dude' for at least 35 yrs and I'm not going to stop now lol . . . time marches on, but what is it about people that they think when youget to a certain age, you hve to completely change your language and life style?? I'm starting to wonder what the average age of this forum is.

[razor]

I'm 55 , and still able to give the mrs 'the big one' both regularly and frequently and put a nice big smile on her face and give her vocal cords a workout

 

That's dirty and disgusting and dirty.

 

I was always led to believe it dropped off on your 50th birthday night and you had to put it in a jar under the sink. God makes old men droopy for a reason and medical science should hang its head in shame that it tries to defy nature in this way.

 

Put it away you dirty old man.

 

That poor woman...

[Bjornebye]

some cunt just said 'lmao'

 

i hope he was joking.

 

and 'dude' at 55? you big fucking hippy.

[mht1892]

Ashley Williams the big useless cunt, fuckin rubbish then.

[Ne Moe Imya]

'Happy camper' is a term commonly used by we Kiwis here in Aotearoa, but I wouldn't expect everybody in the UK to be familiar with it.

 

As for being 'late thirties' you're way off the mark there dude. I'm 55 , and still able to give the mrs 'the big one' both regularly and frequently and put a nice big smile on her face and give her vocal cords a workout; mind you, she's 16 yrs younger than me.

 

How have you possibly racked up 2000+ posts on this forum while not understanding the "culture" here at all? Embarrassing.

[thompsonsnose]

So we're linked with another of Rodgers ex players.

Suarez is in trouble again.

And Spurs are after Ince now.

 

Are we on a fucking loop?

[beauty1972]

So we're linked with another of Rodgers ex players.

Suarez is in trouble again.

And Spurs are after Ince now.

 

Are we on a fucking loop?

 

Don't mind Rodgers ex players so long as they pass the ball forward!

 

Media love any Suarez rumour...like Christmas to them.

 

As for Ince - won't be making or breaking of our season next year, but Spurs again...too right a loop

[Gym Beglin]

Spurs can fuck off, sick of us 'competing' with them trophyless cunts.

 

Looking forward to FFP, those fuckers need their necks winding back in, Levy is upto something the sneaky twat.

[beauty1972]

Maybe we can offload big Andy, they are happy to wallow with that Adebayor...Levy absolute scrote!

[mht1892]

Levy might be a cunt but at least he's a ruthless cunt and don't take any shit unlike the yellow streaked shitbag MD we are stuck with.

[Bjornebye]

Maybe we can offload big Andy, they are happy to wallow with that Adebayor...Levy absolute scrote!

 

i'd rather Levy was our owner than FSG (Or NSFW as I like to refer to them as)

[Whelan]

i'd rather Levy was our owner than FSG (Or NSFW as I like to refer to them as)

 

So you'd be happy with owners who constantly sell our best players then?

[Russ Atmosphere]

So you'd be happy with owners who constantly sell our best players then?

 

Is there a club outside an elite few that doesn't sell it's best players?

[Whelan]

Is there a club outside an elite few that doesn't sell it's best players?

 

No, which is kind of my point!

 

The only part that Levy excel's in, is asking price - he is fucking brilliant and that side.

 

But this is the same chairman who sacked Jol during a game, whilst Jol was actually managing and knew nothing about it!

[TheHitman]

Was speaking to a spurs fan in the week and he was slating Levy for leaving things late in the August window again. Last season if they had signed Adabyor and Parker earlier they would have got 3rd he was saying.

 

This season they knew Modric wanted out and didn't sell him till the middle of August, Dembelle didn't sign until a few days before the window ended, they had a slow start to the season again. They also missed out on Villasboas first choice in Moutinho where they had a bid accepted but the paperwork didn't go through as he was trying too play hardball on the 31st.

[Code]

Those who feel the transfer thread lacks some inspiration, dont you worry cause your gangleader and saviour is back.

 

Watch this space.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Most posts in the Summer 2013 Transfer Thread

 

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Code72 49

TheHowieLama 38

Whelan 36

Jairzinho 35

jsims 34

LFD 33

FrenchEyeGlass 29

Bjornebye 24

moof 23

DimReaper 21

[Code]

And none of mine are about transfers.

 

Bow down.