What height are you?

[JohnnyH]

For no sensible reason I can think of, I’ve decided I’d like to find out the general height of forumites on here. On occasion, I might want to call someone “short arse” and so it’d help if I knew I was being factually correct or not. I have a bad head cold and am struggling to concentrate and so thought I’d do this.

 

I’ve also done this as a poll so we can see what’s the most common height.

 

I’ve gone for a ‘feet and inches’ measurement as opposed to that mainland European centimetres thingy you dirty foreigners do, so you lot will need to convert it.

[Alan Sex]

Standing up or lying down?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

6'3 motha fuckers.

[JohnnyH]

Standing up or lying down?

 

Both

[Ian Sea]

6'2.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I was taller before my skin head.

[Scott_M]

5'11.

 

All the people who put 6' are really on 5'6 to 5'9.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anything below 5'8 should be considered a Man-let and petted by all

[Flying Pig]

Obviously my height is out of my stilettoes.

[JagSquared]

Im hoping for a decent statistical analysis with pie charts a must.

 

Oh and im 5'9 thus narrowly avoiding being called man-let.

[JohnnyH]

I’m somewhere between 6’4 and 6’5 but I only put 6’4 as I didn’t want to totally intimidate you all.

[Hooch]

I'm sure this has been done before and there was a surpisingly tall average height, you big trees. 5'10 of pure sex.

[Byrnie]

Between 5'11 and 6ft so I put down 5'11

[Karl_b]

A Hobbit-esque 5'6".

[markcd]

I'm 5'8 but I'd take all of you big gobshites on, no bother

[Captain Turdseye]

5'11 and 11 stone of pure, prime, white male.

[Flying Pig]

I find it very surprising when Im standing (5'9") next to someone my same height who swears blind that he's six foot. Just like knob sizes, men lie about all sizes.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

If you're lying about your height you're a proppa woofter, or knob size for that matter, the only person that benefits from nob size is women and who gives a fuck about them.

[Lee909]

I will join the army of dwarves at somewhere between 5'6/5'7

[Ezekiel 25:17]

broken link, ang on.

[Rapey Hugh]

6'4" Ent at your service.

[JohnnyH]

broken link, ang on.

 

For fucks sake. Can’t one of my threads be left to stand on its own merit without some cunt pointing out I’m about as original as…well, this thread?

[KMD7]

5'10

[TheHowieLama]

My image of Al is like an isosceles triangle lying down.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

For fucks sake. Can’t one of my threads be left to stand on its own merit without some cunt pointing out I’m about as original as…well, this thread?

 

Haha, my work computer just went into meltdown then, so I lost the link but yours is more thorough, anyhows.