Oscar Pistorius

[stringvest]

hang on - so you're saying that his prosthetics are called 'blades', and Sheffield United, due no doubt to that city's steel industry, are nicknamed 'The Blades'?

 

Brilliant!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Now now stringy...

[stringvest]

haha!  I would have repped you but my splurge gun is coughing up dust at the moment

[Guest Pistonbroke]

haha!  I would have repped you but my splurge gun is coughing up dust at the moment

I have splurge left due to a lack of browsing today. 

[littletedwest]

 

 

That bad boy should do for house arrest

[Anubis]

 

 

That bad boy should do for house arrest

 

He could just roll across it. I'm thinking 4 years in a locked toilet cubicle would be more fitting.

[Rico1304]

Interesting view here, he shouldn't be in prison apparently...

 

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/oct/21/oscar-pistorius-jail-sentence-imprisonment

[Section_31]

I'm still baffled at the amount of news coverage this gets, who actually cares?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Interesting view here, he shouldn't be in prison apparently...

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/oct/21/oscar-pistorius-jail-sentence-imprisonment

Maybe I should shoot his daughter and then whine to him about how my life is ruined.

 

He murdered his girlfriend, if he genuinely didn't know it was her in the toilet so just shot through door then he should be Locked up for the rest of his life for being a fucking dangerous moron.

[halewood pete]

A poor black chap charged with the same offence would be banged up  now for a very very long time.fact.

The whole thing stinks and that poor girls family are showing enormous strength and dignity.

He's as guilty as fuck

[Anubis]

Prosecution seeking to appeal agianst non-murder conviction and his sentence. If trial judge refuses them leave to appeal they'll apply to the Supreme Court for leave.

[Bjornebye]

Her mum is saying he never shagged her. If thats true he deserves life the fucking blert

[Mendoza]

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He'll get nowhere near him, just have to hope the prison governor is a huge Gaylord who likes bumming cripples. 

[Hand Shandy]

A short-handled wheelbarrow...

[Section_31]

Some of the stuff about the prison is really nasty, like the media think it's funny or are building it up for his eventual murder.

 

"A crude reference to how he will rape the stumpy-legged athlete around the wings of the prison".

 

Nice - British newspapers, class personified as ever. There's nothing funny about the threat of violence and rape.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Her mum is saying he never shagged her. If thats true he deserves life the fucking blert

Kinell, he's shot her only daughter and she wants a ride of him too. Mucky old cow.

[Mendoza]

I think the 'Sunday Sport exclusive' splash in the top right corner might be a hint that the story isnt entirely real and in fact, a joke. 

[Section_31]

I think the 'Sunday Sport exclusive' splash in the top right corner might be a hint that the story isnt entirely real and in fact, a joke. 

 

It's been in every paper, pretty much, how the 'numbers' gang had threatened him, how it was rife with rape and murder etc. The media build their own next story, that's why they give so many column inches to the likes of Justin Bieber, they probably suspect he's going to top himself one day and already have the obituary written, they'll be creaming themselves over Pistorious being in danger.

[Mendoza]

I only Read The Sport and Viz so i wouldnt know. 

[Dr Nowt]

I liked AIDS being in yellow.

[Champ]

I think the 'Sunday Sport exclusive' splash in the top right corner might be a hint that the story isnt entirely real and in fact, a joke.

 

And a bit of lesbian prisoner action on the next page. Just for fun

[Spy Bee]

South African justice - Fuck Yeah!

[Bjornebye]

what's happened too him? has he been shagged?

[Spy Bee]

It was Dewani I was referring to. You know that case where he had his wife murdered on their honeymoon? Yeah, well case dismissed.