Is Rodgers becoming a laughing stock?

[Captain]

No. Because you need to walk before you can run.

 

Ah. So you actually think FSG are planning to win the league?

[General Dryness]

No. Because you need to walk before you can run.

 

If he was talking about winning the league, people would be laughing at him on here.

 

The bloke can't win.

 

BFITW

 

I think signing your posts off with "Biggest Fuckwit in the World" is a bit harsh on yourself there fella.

[boomer39]

Why do Rodgers keep talking about top 4 as our main objective?

 

Is that how far his ambition stretches?

 

I know its as far his system stretches, but still, show some ambition for crying out loud.

RIGHT... arse hole ... its "how does" not "how do"...

now for the rest of your shit..."top 4 " as our main objective...

where did we finish in 2003/4? but won cl in 2005!!! 2007? similar but not so successful.

how many teams have won the cl and been champions of their league the year before??? winning the league has been sadly downgraded by the "newish" cl... so ,ergo, being in the top 4 means almost as much as being champions of our league...is that lack of ambition???

oh, and just to clarify,everton never played in the group stages of the cl in 2005/6, just in case you thought i'd forgotten...but they still qualified for the cl.. you stupid pedantic cnut... now piss off and show some respect for this day.......

[Major Tom]

I think signing your posts off with "Biggest Fuckwit in the World" is a bit harsh on yourself there fella.

 

You're a try-hard, Hudu.

Edited April 16, 2013 by Major Tom

[Major Tom]

Ah. So you actually think FSG are planning to win the league?

 

I have no idea. I was referring to Rodgers. His aim will definitely be to win the league, but his first aim is CL football. Hence him talking about it.

 

Walk before you run.

[General Dryness]

You're a try-hard, Hudu.

 

And you're a fantastic straight man.

 

You keep setting them up, and I'll keep knocking them in.

[Major Tom]

And you're a fantastic straight man.

 

You keep setting them up, and I'll keep knocking them in.

 

Little and angry though he may be, Coro had you pinned; you're a try-hard.

[General Dryness]

Little and angry though he may be, Coro had you pinned; you're a try-hard.

 

How can I be a try hard when you make it so easy?

 

Anyway, if by try-hard, you mean doing my very best to amuse the masses, then I'm guilty as charged.

[Major Tom]

[General Dryness]

I will continue my sterling work.

[dennis tooth]

he promised us third

[Coro]

Little and angry though he may be, Coro had you pinned; you're a try-hard.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/3549373-post884.html

 

MT. I am not going to read anything you may have proffered on this thread. In my opinion, you've offered precious little in terms of insight, analysis, tittle tattle, or indeed facts since you've joined this forum. You don't appear to have a sense of humour, so there is some confusion as to what you are contributing to this site. I shall add you to my collection of 'ciphers'

[dennis tooth]

Liverpool defeat all part of plan, says Rodgers

28-01-13

 

BRENDAN Rodgers has confirmed that getting beaten by Oldham was exactly what he had intended.

 

Speaking from behind his steepled fingers and sat next to an enormous globe, the Liverpool manager confirmed that all the pieces on the chessboard inside his brain are moving into place.

 

Rodgers said: “Every shanked pass, every dropped cross, they’re all cogs in a plan far too complex to explain in your clumsy earth tongue.

 

“Progression to the fourth round would have shattered my exquisitely delicate scheme like Sebastian Coates jumping onto an egg made of spun sugar. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.”

 

Since Rodgers’ appointment players have been banned from any references to ‘playing football’ and instead must describe it as ‘The Process’.

 

‘The Process’ goes beyond standard training and tactics to include counting blades of grass and learning how to install geothermal heating systems.

 

The players were also instructed to travel to Sierra Leone and hand over a secret package to ‘The Turk’.

 

Rodgers added: “The eagle cannot consider the fears of the rabbit.”

[A Red]

Liverpool defeat all part of plan, says Rodgers

28-01-13

 

BRENDAN Rodgers has confirmed that getting beaten by Oldham was exactly what he had intended.

 

Speaking from behind his steepled fingers and sat next to an enormous globe, the Liverpool manager confirmed that all the pieces on the chessboard inside his brain are moving into place.

 

Rodgers said: “Every shanked pass, every dropped cross, they’re all cogs in a plan far too complex to explain in your clumsy earth tongue.

 

“Progression to the fourth round would have shattered my exquisitely delicate scheme like Sebastian Coates jumping onto an egg made of spun sugar. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.”

 

Since Rodgers’ appointment players have been banned from any references to ‘playing football’ and instead must describe it as ‘The Process’.

 

‘The Process’ goes beyond standard training and tactics to include counting blades of grass and learning how to install geothermal heating systems.

 

The players were also instructed to travel to Sierra Leone and hand over a secret package to ‘The Turk’.

 

Rodgers added: “The eagle cannot consider the fears of the rabbit.”

 

Thats all your own work isnt it? Fair play

[gmac]

Rodgers added: “The eagle cannot consider the fears of the rabbit.”

 

I Take back everything :whoops:

 

Although Rafas' Seagulls follow the trawler shits all over it :whatever:

[Jairzinho]

As always I am focused on milking my priest.

[dennis tooth]

Thats all your own work isnt it? Fair play

 

nope

[Megadrive Man]

Liverpool defeat all part of plan, says Rodgers

28-01-13

 

BRENDAN Rodgers has confirmed that getting beaten by Oldham was exactly what he had intended.

 

Speaking from behind his steepled fingers and sat next to an enormous globe, the Liverpool manager confirmed that all the pieces on the chessboard inside his brain are moving into place.

 

Rodgers said: “Every shanked pass, every dropped cross, they’re all cogs in a plan far too complex to explain in your clumsy earth tongue.

 

“Progression to the fourth round would have shattered my exquisitely delicate scheme like Sebastian Coates jumping onto an egg made of spun sugar. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.”

 

Since Rodgers’ appointment players have been banned from any references to ‘playing football’ and instead must describe it as ‘The Process’.

 

‘The Process’ goes beyond standard training and tactics to include counting blades of grass and learning how to install geothermal heating systems.

 

The players were also instructed to travel to Sierra Leone and hand over a secret package to ‘The Turk’.

 

Rodgers added: “The eagle cannot consider the fears of the rabbit.”

 

Not one mention of 'the group' that Rodgers always says.

 

I think this is made up...

[bonesman]

I Take back everything :whoops:

 

Although Rafas' Seagulls follow the trawler shits all over it :whatever:

 

Wasn't that cantona gmac ?

[VladimirIlyich]

Dennis is fond of the Daily Mash so Im guessing he's 'borrowed' a few bits.

 

Good post though Dennis.

[Major Tom]

I Take back everything :whoops:

 

Although Rafas' Seagulls follow the trawler shits all over it :whatever:

 

Is this for real?

[gmac]

Wasn't that cantona gmac ?

 

Haha, was wasn't it, was slightly influenced last night, what was the Benitez one?

[bonesman]

Haha, was wasn't it, was slightly influenced last night, what was the Benitez one?

 

"White liquid in a bottle" was a classic..

[xerxes]

"White liquid in a bottle" was a classic..

 

Wasn't that Robbie?

[jsims]

So we completely out play West ham and fail to put away chances and get a very debatable offside given against us ruling out a goal

 

And.....

 

Man United, the league champions, get completely out played in every department and are lucky to scrape a draw with a very offside goal which was not ruled out

 

Give Rodgers a fucking break