Philippe Coutinho

[razor]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Maybe he should sign for Everton.

Nah, he would play second fiddle to Brazil number 9 surely. Best Brazilian to play for Everton since Jo

[Dr Nowt]

2 hours ago, Lee909 said:

Nah, he would play second fiddle to Brazil number 9 surely. Best Brazilian to play for Everton since Jo

One of my favourites.

 

[Anubis]

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t take satisfaction in seeing his miserable, lost little face tonight. Or last night even.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t take satisfaction in seeing his miserable, lost little face tonight. Or last night even.

Could do with a @Caramac gif of that.

[3 Stacks]

The utter contempt Barcelona fans must have towards him right now.... Phwoar. Inject it into my veins. 

[ZonkoVille77]

We need to send him Lucas Unlucky gifs all day today.

[Anubis]

 

 

[Bad Red Bull]

Hope he's ruled out for the rest of the season with a bad back, the prick!

[Guest]

Fuck him. The fucking cunt. 

 

Hope he enjoyed being cunted in the bastard. 

[clockspeed]

Nobody has seen Philippe Coutinho for about half an hour and his parents are beginning to get worried.

 

 

Irish independent class summary

[stringvest]

Overrated. 

[Mcfaggen]

Last night was his 74th? appearance... on the 50th appearance, Barcelona had to pay the next part of his 'appearance' clause £4.4m. There's another two of those at 75 & 100 appearances. Not so sure he'll make it to 100 to be honest... 

 

 

I think we've already got the full pay on the 'Barca qualify for the CL' clauses (for two seasons). We're not getting the cash on the 'Barca win the CL' clause this year!

 

Hindsight is obviously 20/20, but bloody hell, what a sale by the club. 

 

[El Rojo]

I'd throw in a £30m bid for him. We can't rely on Shaqiri to stay fit all season.

 

Can picture him being one of these lads who effectively retires early to China. That or PSG.

[Biscao]

I thought it was fine when we sold him. Never a consistent performer. 

[Bad Red Bull]

He's gone, get over it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually, no! Hahaha, fuck off Coutinho

[Numero Veinticinco]

So, we sold him and in return got Alisson and VVD. 

 

And people still complained. 

[stringvest]

Feckless when he was here.  No space for that shite anymore.

[JustTosh]

29 minutes ago, Biscao said:

I thought it was fine when we sold him. Never a consistent performer. 

He’s just a bit soft isn’t he? As they say in the song:”When the going gets tough, the cou goes missing...”.  

With a supporting Klopp-daddy he could be immense. Without the support, he seems to shit himself.

He's made his bed, now he must lie in it. Even if it’ is full of shit.

[Caramac]

@Anubis

@Babb'sBurstNad

 

Funnily enough not too much footage around of our Phil last night..

 

[Biscao]

9 minutes ago, JustTosh said:

He’s just a bit soft isn’t he? As they say in the song:”When the going gets tough, the cou goes missing...”.  

With a supporting Klopp-daddy he could be immense. Without the support, he seems to shit himself.

 

 

He's made his bed, now he must lie in it. Even if it’ is full of shit.

 

 

I agree. 

 

In fairness he was decent for about 6 months before he left (whenever his back permitted him to play), but too often he went missing. 

[stringvest]

His back.  

[dave u]

He's a good lad, he's deliberately playing shit to lower his value so he can come home.

[Jairzinho]

Excellent whilst he was here. Then we got good money for him, and bought two players that have transformed the team. 

 

Not doing very well at Barcelona.

 

Nevermind.

[Elite]

He was on his way to being a genuine star for us under Klopp, the fans would have loved him, he could have become an icon.

 

Now he's the anonymous cog in the Barca machine.