Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Russ Atmosphere]

So they're signing Messi now are they?

It's going to be a long summer...during which almost every 'name' player at every major club will be linked with them; but ultimately decide to stay where they are for more money

They genuinely have massive funds to spend on players, as they did this season gone, so it's lovely that no decent, non-mercenary footballer will want to touch them over say, a big club.

[Dicko]

I've noticed some people say that Utd have acted without class towards Moyes by the way they've gone about sacking him.

He's a fucking cunt an objectionable fucking cunt and now a fucking failure.

If anything Utd have been too gracious with this twat.

[Harry Squatter]

It's on Caughtoffside.com so it's Defo true

[Jairzinho]

It's on Caughtoffside.com so it's Defo true

 

Yeah, if it had been anywhere else I'd have believed it.

[aphex chin]

Moyesiah being considered by Tottenham:

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/david-moyes-being-considered-by-tottenham-as-possible-successor-to-tim-sherwood-9281930.html

 

Pwahahahaha

[fowler9]

bring back Moyes bring back Moyes Man united

bring back Moyes bring back Moyes I say

bring back Moyes bring back Moyes Man United

and this time please let him stay

[Dr Nowt]

Moyes to Spurs would keep this great thread burning, since it never even started specific to United.

 

Would single-handedly hole Spurs below the waterline for the year max it took Levy to sack him.

[dandyman]

I think Moyes will keep this thread going regardless, sky have apparently signed him up already to do some work for them......

 

[Megadrive Man]

If Moyes goes to Spurs then surely Sherwood should go to United?

 

Fairs fair :)  

[sir roger]

Keep hearing how upset poor David is.

 

He has basically been paid his large salary + £5m payoff for being absolutely useless at his job for a sum total of 10 months.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Yup. Wish those rentagob twatknackers at the LMA luncheon club would desist from preaching whenever a manager is sacked for being really shit at a job that pays handsomely and all those who sign a contract know it's most likely they'll be binned as not.

[Dr Nowt]

Gollum and Taggart obviously colluded to get him out of Everton without them receiving a penny. The LMA kept schtum over that lacking class and honesty, didn't they. Surprising.

[A_S]

For what could be the last time (sadly):

 

COME ON, FEEL THE MOYES!!!!

[Russ Atmosphere]

Haha, sheer cringing embarrassment that chant, also

 

[Saintslfc13]

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/04/23/manchester-united-interested-in-sensational-move-to-sign-barcelonas-lionel-messi/

 

In other news I'd like to confirm today that I'm interested in having a threesome with Jennifer Lawrence and Rihanna. Sensational stuff I know.

[Anubis]

Haha, sheer cringing embarrassment that chant, also

 

 

The Internet. Parting idiots from their dignity since the early 90s.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Don't think the Mancs should hire Giggseh permanently, myself.

 

They'll just find out 8 years later that he's secretly been managing City all that time as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

_{*shamelessly stolen from a Manc who was complaining about having been teased about it by someone else*}

[Russ Atmosphere]

Today Ryan Giggs is manager of Manchester United. Last year it was Alex Ferguson.

[Redder Lurtz]

Quite amusing the way the tabloids are bringing Giggseh's sleazy past up whilst sky pretend it never happened, portraying him as a bastion of everything that manyoo stand for. They don't realise how accurate they are. A shitstain like him and that club are a match made in heaven.

 

I hope the way that homewrecking skidmark of a welshman crashes and burns makes moyes seem like Pep Guardiola.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

I think what Dennis has done by raising this matter here, is gone for the symbolic:

 

A car crash, in the Moyes at United thread.

 

A cast of impressive names who could have got involved in the job at hand, but were passed over for an amateur who tried his best.

 

The main protaganist not receiving the amount of time originally aimed for by the powers that be.

 

The Salvador Dali of words.

I'm only up to here and I have been crying laughing at his posts. I am half tempted to put his words to music and do a "Hurricane" type folk tune.

 

Gonna call it "When The Meth Kicks In"

[Unrighteous]

Quite amusing the way the tabloids are bringing Giggseh's sleazy past up whilst sky pretend it never happened, portraying him as a bastion of everything that manyoo stand for. They don't realise how accurate they are. A shitstain like him and that club are a match made in heaven.

 

I hope the way that homewrecking skidmark of a welshman crashes and burns makes moyes seem like Pep Guardiola.

 

That's quality ranting.

[PestiRed]

It would be hilarious if they lost all games until the end of the season. Doubt it will happen but if Norwich can press them the way they did us, they might get a result. And that might just lead to a few more shit results

[John McClane]

Gollum and Taggart obviously colluded to get him out of Everton without them receiving a penny. The LMA kept schtum over that lacking class and honesty, didn't they. Surprising.

THIS.

 

What the fuck, AF phones DM when he is out shopping with his wife. He drops everything and goes running although embarrassed of his clothing as he thinks he might want to sign one of his players. He doesn't sign an extension with the team that has paid him well for 10 fucking years. Continues to work on at Goodison before officially signing for them. Kenwright should have kicked him out.

 

Spineless cunt from the off.

 

Back in 1989, Souness accepted the LFC manager post late April/ early May. He told David Murray, the Chief Executive of Rangers at the time and he shipped him out immediately, this was when they were neck in neck with Aberdeen for the title. Walter Smith took over, winning the title on the last day. My point being if there is someone in your team looking elsewhere, get them to the ressies, if its the manager, get him to fuck.

[setreal]

Started to read this thread from the start earlier after that quote from back then.

 

I think some people might feel a bit silly if they do the same.

 

 

You should really be the last one to dig out old posts. Or to be a member here, for that matter.

[fowler9]

A father with 11 kids decides he is going out for a while and asks his friend to come in and look after the kids. After their dad leaves the kids begin acting up and not behaving for their dad's friend, doing their best to get him to leave. Eventually the kids force their dad's friend out of the house, the eldest child takes over to calm things down until the end of the season when Manchester United begin their search for another manager.