Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Jose Jones]

When you are in the shit as a manager it's best to say as little as possible, turn it around, start winning games and let the sentiment change.

 

If you start going on about how you are unlucky, played well but didn't get the results or played your best game of the season while getting beat 2-0 by Everton, then you just look like an almighty delusional dickhead.

 

If you admit that you have done shit, then you just tell everyone that you are shit, and the players, press and fans will obviously all believe it.  Even Moyes knows he is shit!

[Trumo]

Just a small selection from Redcafe:    

 

POLL - Would you swap Moyes for Roberto Martinez or Mauricio Pochettino?

 

Moyes So Far!

 

Moyes has to go

 

Is transfer activity embarrassing?

 

David Moyes - The Tactician

 

Why did Moyes get rid of our backroom team in favour of Evertons?

 

Who here hopes United get spanked tonight?

 

When did you lose all faith in Moyes?

 

Who would you have as our new manager

 

Static, slow motion zombie passing

 

 

Yeah, about that support Dave. 

 

That's like a flashback to TLW circa autumn 2010. Scenes.

[Major Tom]

That's like a flashback to TLW circa autumn 2010. Scenes.

 

It's exactly the same reading some of that. Scenes, indeed.

[Dr Nowt]

"...Blah blah blah chirping on like a drowning loser, etc etc...and, in time, I have absolutely no doubt that we will see great winning sides here again.....when I fuck off back to my own level and someone picks up the smithereens I've blown you to."

[The Guest]

I love the fact he's called the letter "A word from the boss" the pretentious cunt.

[Dr Nowt]

Probably cut and paste that from the one he received saying "I didn't recommend you so you could make me look like I've shit ma troos in public again. Sort it out before I feed you to my pigs, you fucking worm."

[milky]

I love the fact he's called the letter "A word from the boss" the pretentious cunt.

 

I'll bet many United fans upon reading 'A Word From The Boss' genuinely thought it was from Ferguson.

 

Says it all.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I like the line "your unwavering faith has been noticeable". Not overwhelming, not unrivalled, just... noticeable.

 

"and the loyalty you have shown us has been magnificent". Read, "we thought half of you would fuck off the second we stopped winning".

 

"we will see great winning sides here again". Starting with Liverpool.

[Jim MM]

Probably cut and paste that from the one he received saying "I didn't recommend you so you could make me look like I've shit ma troos in public again. Sort it out before I feed you to my pigs, you fucking worm."

Yeah, I think there is no way Moyes came up with that himself. Too American

[LFC64]

Jul 15, 2013

#7

Crackers& Cheese

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Irwynwastheking said: ↑

All the overlapping fullbacks! 

Think of the link up play!

[MLB]

"In time..."

[bouncebrigade]

Fergie at the Oscars looked like a senile old man who'd lost his carer.

[Jonjo Baldy]

 

Just hope that we win, otherwise that banner might come back to bite the holder in the arse.

[Jim MM]

Just hope that we win, otherwise that banner might come back to bite the holder in the arse.

What's that saying about beauty being in the arse of the b.holder?

[Nightcat]

They've become a soap opera, they've stolen the limelight of negativity from us. One day is their Key players leaving, then the Sushi incident, the other is Macheda's complaints, the next it's the shiteface's letter to the fans thanking them for their support (instead of apologising for being shite and ugly). It's great.

 

It's so refreshing to open the news' webpages and read stories about them.

[Dr Nowt]

David Moyes made Nightcat happy.

 

Banner of the year.

[Lario]

 

Qualtiy!

 

Don't imagine it'll be captured on Sky cameras mind.

[Xherdan]

I really fucking hope we get the result we are all expecting there. Rooney will be fucking mad to go that day as he could have a hand in derailing our title challenge.

[bouncebrigade]

I really fucking hope we get the result we are all expecting there. Rooney will be fucking mad to go that day as he could have a hand in derailing our title challenge.

 

Exactly. Agger should have took him out as well.

[bouncebrigade]

Qualtiy!

 

Don't imagine it'll be captured on Sky cameras mind.

 

What does it say?

 

Can't access for some reason.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Exactly. Agger should have took him out as well.

Talking of which.

[Major Tom]

What does it say?

 

Can't access for some reason.

 

David Moyes is a football genius.

 

But, as Utd control Sky as well as the FA and the refs, it won't be shown on TV.

[milky]

David Moyes is a football genius.

 

But, as Utd control Sky as well as the FA and the refs, it won't be shown on TV.

 

Ha ha, yeah, cos Sky would hardly give a fuck about our banners, let alone go to the extent of doctoring one and superimposing a head onto it.

 

You crackpot loons!

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Just hope that we win, otherwise that banner might come back to bite the holder in the arse.

I have never felt so confident in all my years supporting Liverpool of us getting a result at there place. There is no doubt they will be up for the game but so will we. They wont no whats hit them,and I suspect with there moral at rock bottom the thought of Suarez and Sturridge and young Sterling going at them in full flow is scaring the shit out of them.

[deiseach]

David Moyes is a football genius.

 

But, as Utd control Sky as well as the FA and the refs, it won't be shown on TV.

Is The Chosen One banner getting blanked as well then?