Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Tj hooker]

Sarf London to Manchester is tricky on a Tuesday night

[Section_31]

They are all shit scared, its highly likely they'll be destroyed.

Pretty pathetic really though, we joke about it but it's pretty risible. Biggest club in the world indeed.

[raininblood]

Pretty pathetic really though, we joke about it but it's pretty risible. Biggest club in the world indeed.

Self proclaimed biggest club in the world !

[Tourt]

And now I walk in the midday sun

I never thought that my saviour would come

I think it's amazing

I think your amazing.

 

George Michael gets the hots for Gollum and speaks for us all.

 

Amazing.

[Elite]

Pretty pathetic really though, we joke about it but it's pretty risible. Biggest club in the world indeed.

Most of their fans have only ever known success so failure isn't what they signed up for.

[Einch]

What they signed up for - sums them up. Mongrels.

[RedinSweden]

Still tickets available for tomorrow's derby apparently, ouch.

 

It is only hospitality seats, I looked on the website. Get a load of this...

 

Enjoy the biggest games of the season in unrivalled luxury. The VIP Pavilion is a unique way to experience some of the biggest games in world football. 

New to Matchday VIP, and exclusive to selected fixtures due to high demand, the VIP Pavilion package offers the same unrivalled standards as the Matchday VIP experience. A luxury marquee situated next to the Sir Alex Ferguson Stand, it’s a unique way to treat your important business contacts, staff, friends and family to some of the biggest games in world football.

 

300 quid a pop!

[Pidge]

Still tickets available for tomorrow's derby apparently, ouch.

I guess (or... for their sakes - ha! - I hope) that might be a bit of an S/T backlash to the shameful shit the club pulled with having to buy an olympiakos ticket to qualify... even if you had a S/T.

 

Or reading RiS's post maybe not. Bunch of spineless pricks.

[Section_31]

It is only hospitality seats, I looked on the website. Get a load of this...

 

Enjoy the biggest games of the season in unrivalled luxury. The VIP Pavilion is a unique way to experience some of the biggest games in world football.

New to Matchday VIP, and exclusive to selected fixtures due to high demand, the VIP Pavilion package offers the same unrivalled standards as the Matchday VIP experience. A luxury marquee situated next to the Sir Alex Ferguson Stand, it’s a unique way to treat your important business contacts, staff, friends and family to some of the biggest games in world football.

300 quid a pop!

They had regular tickets available when I posted Jim, city fan I know pointed it out and we were wondering how long it would remain the case until the press picked it up.

[RedinSweden]

They had regular tickets available when I posted Jim, city fan I know pointed it out and we were wondering how long it would remain the case until the press picked it up.

 

Yeah, that's probably true. i was more amazed at the price of that VIP package.

[TheHowieLama]

Moyes:

 

"Michael Carrick did great at centre-half," says Moyes. "He's played there before so it wasn't a problem. We even considered putting Marouane Fellaini back there as well, so I think we've got people who can do that if we have to. We gave Patrice Evra a rest but if we have to, I think we can put him there as well and he would cope manfully."

[Sandman40]

Not sure if this has already been posted...

 

http://youtu.be/_X896zEhDew

[Turkish Delight]

The VIP Pavilion is a unique way to experience some of the biggest games in world football. 

 

 

I can't wait to see them keep that slogan for the visit of some no-marks from Kazakhstan or Armenia in July.

[Tj hooker]

Not sure if this has already been posted...

 

Brilliant

[dandyman]

At a conference with work later this week, so had a side bet with a utd fan on the game, loser buys lunch.

 

He asked for the draw AND utd win, I mean the fucking draw,

 

at home,

 

in a derby,

 

they have fallen so far it is laughable!!

 

[KMD7]

United to win for me.  Fucks city up and keeps united in contention for a europa league place with all the distractions that come with it.  Win win

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Even the bookies dont seem to of caught up with how shit united have gone. You can get odds of like 11/10 for the city win. City should be priced around the 4/9 or 4/11 mark for this game.

[Jairzinho]

Fucking hell. 5/4 on BV. Expected them to be about 1/2.

[Major Tom]

Even the bookies dont seem to of caught up with how shit united have gone. You can get odds of like 11/10 for the city win. City should be priced around the 4/9 or 4/11 mark for this game.

Bookies follow the money.

[nando1000]

There was a moment, as David Moyes was analysing the "punches" that have come his way, when Manchester United's manager took exception to some of the less appealing statistics that have accompanied his difficult, erratic first year in the job and decided to put forward some numbers of his own.

"If you actually look back statistically I don't think we've been absolutely dominated," he said. "At half-time against Liverpool they had 240 passes, we had 240 passes; we had 51% possession, they had 49% possession. So if you want to talk about the stats I could actually tell you things."

[Guest LFD]

Man U fans want to lose:

 

[Dr Nowt]

 

There was a moment, as David Moyes was analysing the "punches" that have come his way, when Manchester United's manager took exception to some of the less appealing statistics that have accompanied his difficult, erratic first year in the job and decided to put forward some numbers of his own.

"If you actually look back statistically I don't think we've been absolutely dominated," he said. "At half-time against Liverpool they had 240 passes, we had 240 passes; we had 51% possession, they had 49% possession. So if you want to talk about the stats I could actually tell you things."

 

 

Forget all this possession stuff Dave, much less goals scored, what about the byline stats pray tell?

[markcd]

they had 1 shot on target in the whole match. "What about that stat yer ballbag?"

[milky]

 

LEVEL AT HALF TIME ON PASSES MADE!!! HAVE THAT SCOUSE TWATS!!!!

[TheDrowningMan]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26729956

 

 

 

Sir Bobby Charlton is "absolutely certain" Manchester United were right to appoint David Moyes as manager.

 

United legend Charlton concedes the Premier League champions, who face Manchester City on Tuesday, have played "really, really badly" this season.

But the 76-year-old insisted: "It doesn't mean we are going to change everything. I'm absolutely certain that we picked the right man."