Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[ozted]

David Moyes:  The gift that keeps on giving.

[Megadrive Man]

Moyes is living proof that the grass isn't always greener.

 

The scarves will be getting greener and golder at this rate!

[tlw content]

And Joey Barton has called Ferguson a 'busy cunt' on twitter.

[Anubis]

 

 

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us

Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I

[Gnasher]

Oh dear

 

https://vine.co/v/h3uh7A0vjY5

[Babb'sBurstNad]

David William Moyes?

I wave ma slimy dildo.

Nice.

 

I'll go with "dim wally aids movie"

[fowler9]

Nice.

 

I'll go with "dim wally aids movie"

 

my favourite title for him;

 

Manchester United manager

[littletedwest]

just heard his interview. He sounds a broken man.Almost felt sorry for him even if he sounded like a petulant child blaming everyone bar himself and the gang of shit cunts he picks.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The man is in denial.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25556245

[manwiththestick]

Nice easy three points for Davy at the weekend, Swansea at home so he'll get himself a little breathing space.

[G Richards]

I'm loving their struggles this season as much as the next man, but I have to confess that I can't breathe easily. We have half a season to go and they are only 5 points behind us. I hate to dampen the mood, but there's plenty of time to get egg on our faces. When we finish top four (preferably top three to be sure of CL) and they finish in the Europa spots or worse, I will be at the front of the queue to rub it in. But they're not dead yet. 

[Newport]

I can't believe he doesn't think the free kick ahead of Sunderland's first goal is not a free kick. Evans comes flying into the back of Fletchers with his knee. That's a free kick every day of the week.

[Jairzinho]

I'm loving their struggles this season as much as the next man, but I have to confess that I can't breathe easily. We have half a season to go and they are only 5 points behind us. I hate to dampen the mood, but there's plenty of time to get egg on our faces. When we finish top four (preferably top three to be sure of CL) and they finish in the Europa spots or worse, I will be at the front of the queue to rub it in. But they're not dead yet. 

 

Dodos are taking the piss out of them.

[Jhinge Machha]

Nice easy three points for Davy at the weekend, Swansea at home so he'll get himself a little breathing space.

wouldnt be too bad if they won. the way it's going moyes could be sacked too soon. 

[s(k)aturation]

I'm loving their struggles this season as much as the next man, but I have to confess that I can't breathe easily. We have half a season to go and they are only 5 points behind us. I hate to dampen the mood, but there's plenty of time to get egg on our faces. When we finish top four (preferably top three to be sure of CL) and they finish in the Europa spots or worse, I will be at the front of the queue to rub it in. But they're not dead yet. 

 

That is a justifiable worry, given we have been very very good and they have been shite.

 

We just have to keep being very very good I guess.

[chris71]

Hopefully their won't be any Mark Robbins to end this term of shiteness for them this time.

[M_B]

Hope they sack him and get AVB in

 

Fat Sam may need a job soon.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The lack of self awareness and the obvious lack of irony is shocking.

 

He has either A - Not seen a United game for 20 years or B - Has been indoctrinated into the ways of the wanker even more than when he was at the blues.

 

It's the pressure though isn't it ? Please give us pens, please protect our diver...........

 

Long may it continue although the cunt will probably fluke them another CL.

[Lee909]

So twice now he has had a pop at refs.Im guess if the spinless cunts at the FA will kerp quiet again. Nothing to do with former msncs on the board though.

[Harry Squatter]

They will win the second leg, as we all know its difficult to get a result at Old Trafford.

[Guest davelfc]

I've heard quite a few people saying the fear factor has gone, well it certainly appears to be true. Referees do not seem to be scared of making the right decisions any more.

 

I understand those urging caution, however I'm living this one in the moment. It is fucking hilarious.

 

Yes they're 5 points behind us, I've seen this point used by them to defend their season. From a team that last season won the premiership and finished 28 points ahead of us. Rogers said it was 'unprecedented' for a team to go from 7th to 1st, seems so far the reverse could be possible.

 

The winner, who won nothing but is still a winner, might yet turn this around. For now my socks remain wet.

[Dr Nowt]

To me the reaction at United is like Louis Winthorp III when he suddenly loses all his trappings. They've lost their royal privileges for the time being, and the petulant reaction shows just how very entitled they had become, which in the situation they now face has given them a dangerously soft underbelly. The decisions being given against them or not given for them are nothing exceptional for everyone else, it really is bread and butter stuff. Their opening fixtures, little different to ours last year, or Swansea this year.

 

But Moyes appears to have expected to roll into United, slip into Ferguson's pyjamas and silk robe and wield his authority by proxy. I think it contrasts really favourably for Brendan, as with the exception of comments after the City game he's made a point of not crying when circumstances have been less than favourable.

 

Moyes on the other hand seems to feel cheated having to sit in cattle class with everyone else, because Taggart sat in the cockpit with his feet on the pilot telling him what speed and altitude to fly at. I get the fear of him coming back for 6 months, but remember the first time he said he'd retire at the end of that season. He became a ghost, the long-term fear factor gone. Everyone has seen the Emperor's New Clothes now.

 

And speaking of Trading Places, no wonder Ferguson looked so glum in that old mafia Dons giving the order scene with Charlton. He'd just had to hand a pound over to him.

[KMD7]

To me the reaction at United is like Louis Winthorp III when he suddenly loses all his trappings. They've lost their royal privileges for the time being, and the petulant reaction shows just how very entitled they had become, which in the situation they now face has given them a dangerously soft underbelly. The decisions being given against them or not given for them are nothing exceptional for everyone else, it really is bread and butter stuff. Their opening fixtures, little different to ours last year, or Swansea this year.

 

But Moyes appears to have expected to roll into United, slip into Ferguson's pyjamas and silk robe and wield his authority by proxy. I think it contrasts really favourably for Brendan, as with the exception of comments after the City game he's made a point of not crying when circumstances have been less than favourable.

 

Moyes on the other hand seems to feel cheated having to sit in cattle class with everyone else, because Taggart sat in the cockpit with his feet on the pilot telling him what speed and altitude to fly at. I get the fear of him coming back for 6 months, but remember the first time he said he'd retire at the end of that season. He became a ghost, the long-term fear factor gone. Everyone has seen the Emperor's New Clothes now.

 

And speaking of Trading Places, no wonder Ferguson looked so glum in that old mafia Dons giving the order scene with Charlton. He'd just had to hand a pound over to him.

 

I thought Ferguson looked really haggard last night.  Like he'd ages 10 years in 6 months

[Dr Nowt]

He's indirectly responsible for the Glazers buying the club, directly responsible for supporting their asset-stripping publically so he could try in vain to win a third European Cup, and handpicked Moyes. That's floods, swarms of insects and plague to the modern United. He's probably realised he's going to have to come back.

[Elite]

I doubt Slur will come back and even if he did all his is back room staff are gone.