Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[a stoner]

The natives are restless. Twitter has #MoyesOut trending already! Hahahaha

 

Now they know how we felt when the owl was foisted upon us. Enjoy!

 

Six years is a joke. He'll be lucky if he serves two of those. But he'll still get his payoff' date=' though.[/quote']

 

TWO years? Wow your optimistic! I'd give him 6 months if he's not winning the majority of games and he goes out of the CL quickly.

 

But as you say it's his pension sorted straight away!

[Guest ShoePiss]

I reckon he'll basically be the cunts apprentice for the first couple of seasons. I just can't see it being the disaster most do.

[RobbieOR]

All I hear and read is that Moyes is a "sensible" choice. That is good, sensible choices tend to produce mediocrity. I'd be more worried had they taken a risk with Klopps and like.

 

I heard the term steady the ship yesterday on sky.

 

Not that there is a ship to be steadied there but where have we heard that before?

[RobbieOR]

I reckon he'll basically be the cunts apprentice for the first couple of seasons. I just can't see it being the disaster most do.

 

Disaster would be them struggling for the top 4. And that isnt out of the question at all.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Disaster would be them struggling for the top 4. And that isnt out of the question at all.

 

Yeah it's not out of the question, I bet they won't struggle for the top 4 next season though.

[Guest davelfc]

From rawk

 

 

[kalasoma]

You know how Pep Guardiola stepped aside to let Vilanova manage Barca? I think Guardiola knew that the side he had managed was slowly losing it's prominence. I think Ferguson has done a Pep - he knows that side he's left behind (despite it winning the league) isn't all it's cracked up to be. Moyes has inherited something that isn't as superior as many believe it to be. Cleverly? Welbeck? The future isn't that bright really when you look at them and the aging team. I know, write them off at your peril etc. But, I can just feel that perch starting to wobble.

[jamespp]

I heard the term steady the ship yesterday on sky.

 

Not that there is a ship to be steadied there but where have we heard that before?

 

I'd say if he finished 3rd and didnt get to Champions league SF their spoilt fans especially and media would be on his back, even if he won the FA Cup

[Guest ShoePiss]

You know how Pep Guardiola stepped aside to let Vilanova manage Barca? I think Guardiola knew that the side he had managed was slowly losing it's prominence. I think Ferguson has done a Pep - he knows that side he's left behind (despite it winning the league) isn't all it's cracked up to be. Moyes has inherited something that isn't as superior as many believe it to be. Cleverly? Welbeck? The future isn't that bright really when you look at them and the aging team. I know, write them off at your peril etc. But, I can just feel that perch starting to wobble.

 

He's 71 years old.

[MLB]

This could have been scripted by a Liverpool fan. It's just perfect. Outside of us winning stuff it's the most enjoyable few days I've had in football.

[Major Tom]

From rawk

 

 

 

They could have least spelt 'league' correctly.

 

Imbeciles.

[Delmar]

He's 71 years old.

 

With a hip issue. Remember the hip. Not liver, mind you, the hip.

[BCM]

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[KevieG]

This could have been scripted by a Liverpool fan. It's just perfect. Outside of us winning stuff it's the most enjoyable few days I've had in football.

 

Its perfect.

Fucks both clubs.

 

A real tonic after the last few shitty weeks.

 

It will also be really interesting to see the new dynamic in the league without ginsoak lording it over about 15 lackey managers.

[Code]

It must be all those LMA Awards.

[KMD7]

From one nasty fucker to another!

 

It makes sense now why Gollum was so snidey towards Suarez this season. Ingratiating himself with his mentor. Prick

[Code]

I would have done it myself but I dont know where to look, where can I find a list of all of Moyes signings at Everton?

[Captain]

I would have done it myself but I dont know where to look, where can I find a list of all of Moyes signings at Everton?

 

You of all people should now it's found here:

 

http://www.insignificantstats.com

[Kevin D]

I reckon he'll basically be the cunts apprentice for the first couple of seasons. I just can't see it being the disaster most do.

 

I think Moyes is a good manager, who has done a good job at Everton. That said, I think he's ill-equipped for the job he's taking over. A great amount of their success has been based around the fact they're willing, even eager, to risk losing a point to win three and we saw quite clearly on Sunday that Moyes doesn't subscribe to that way of thinking. Then you factor in that Ferguson won't be able to influence referees into giving the evil empire decisive calls and, in my opinion, you have the beginning of a glorious decline.

[Marzelius]

Everton Transfers | Premiership Transfers

[Code]

This is the only thing I could find, how does it look?

 

Moyes signings at Everton:

2002/03:

Richard Wright Arsenal £3,500,000 24 Jul, 2002

Rodrigo Juliano Santos £1,250,000 01 Aug, 2002

Espen Baardsen Watford Free 24 Dec, 2002

Joseph Yobo Marseille £3,500,000 22 May, 2003

 

 

2003/04:

Iain Turner Stirling £50,000 01 Jul, 2003

Li Tie Liaoning Fushen Signed 12 Aug, 2003

James McFadden Motherwell £1,250,000 01 Sep, 2003

Nigel Martyn Leeds Nominal 01 Sep, 2003

Kevin Kilbane Sunderland £750,000 01 Sep, 2003

Marcus Bent Ipswich £450,000 23 Jun, 2004

 

2004/05:

Tim Cahill Millwall £1,500,000 23 Jul, 2004

James Beattie Southampton £6,000,000 05 Jan, 2005

Guillaume Plessis Lens Free 28 Jan, 2005

John Ruddy Cambridge U £250,000 20 May, 2005

Simon Davies Tottenham £3,500,000 26 May, 2005

 

 

2005/06:

Per Kroldrup Udinese £5,000,000 27 Jun, 2005

Mikel Arteta Sociedad £2,000,000 01 Jul, 2005

Phil Neville Man Utd £3,500,000 04 Aug, 2005

Nuno Valente Porto £1,500,000 30 Aug, 2005

Andy van der Meyde Inter £2,000,000 31 Aug, 2005

Alan Stubbs Sunderland Free 20 Jan, 2006

Andrew Johnson C Palace £8,600,000 30 May, 2006

Joleon Lescott Wolves £5,000,000 14 Jun, 2006

 

 

2006/07:

Tim Howard Man Utd £3,000,000 14 Feb, 2007

Lucas Jutkiewicz Swindon Signed 01 Jul, 2007

Phil Jagielka Sheff Utd £4,000,000 04 Jul, 2007

 

 

2007/08:

Steven Pienaar B Dortmund £2,000,000 24 Jul, 2007

Leighton Baines Wigan £6,000,000 07 Aug, 2007

Stefan Wessels B Munich Free 21 Aug, 2007

Yakubu Middlesbro £11,250,000 29 Aug, 2007

Dan Gosling Plymouth £2,000,000 15 Jan, 2008

 

 

2008/09:

Lars Jacobsen Nuremberg Free 26 Aug, 2008

Louis Saha Man Utd Signed 01 Sep, 2008

Carlo Nash Wigan Signed 01 Sep, 2008

Marouane Fellaini Standard Liege £15,000,000 02 Sep, 2008

Seamus Coleman Sligo Rovers £60,000 01 Jan, 2009

 

 

2009/10:

Sylvain Distin Portsmouth £5,000,000 28 Aug, 2009

Diniyar Bilyaletdinov Lok. Moscow £8,900,000 28 Aug, 2009

Johnny Heitinga Atl Madrid £6,000,000 01 Sep, 2009

Lucas Neill West Ham Free 18 Sep, 2009

Jermaine Beckford Leeds Free 31 May, 2010

Joao Pedro Pereira Silva Desportivo Aves Signed 08 Jun, 2010

Magaye Gueye Strasbourg £1,000,000 01 Jul, 2010

Jan Mucha Legia Warsaw Free 02 Jul, 2010

 

 

2010/11:

Araz Abdullayev Neftchi Baku Signed 07 Jan, 2011

Apostolos Vellios Iraklis Salonika Nominal 31 Jan, 2011

 

 

2011/12:

Marcus Hahnemann Wolves Free 23 Sep, 2011

Darron Gibson Man Utd Signed 13 Jan, 2012

Nikica Jelavic Rangers £5,500,000 31 Jan, 2012

 

2012/13:

Steven Naismith Rangers Free 04 Jul, 2012

Steven Pienaar Tottenham £4,500,000 31 Jul, 2012

Francisco Junior Benfica Trainee 01 Aug, 2012

Kevin Mirallas Olympiakos £6,000,000 19 Aug, 2012

Bryan Oviedo FC Copenhagen Signed 31 Aug, 2012

Matthew Kennedy Kilmarnock Nominal 01 Nov, 2012

John Stones Barnsley £3,000,000 31 Jan, 2013

[MLB]

I count 13 good signings there, along with a handful of decent ones and quite a lot of shite.

[Mathewbet1]

Gollum will be Fergies puppet whilst he's director of football - you really think Gollums going to get a free reign?

[Gym Beglin]

[kalasoma]

He'll have a bit more money to spend at Utd so he won't be shopping for a Vellios or other freebies like that.