Pundits

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I liked Shearer as a player, but he needs firing from a BBC cannon now. Watching the intercrossing forward runs from our attackers, the sum total of his appraisal was that he reckons Klopp just sends them out and tells them to have fun. Similar to Owen asking Klopp if the team works on that attacking play in training, it underlined the deep issue with English football when it's tied to English players; it's still stuck in a "Have go son" mentality, where the onus is on the player's natural ability and being somehow unburdened from tactical shackles.

 

This. When I heard Shearer say that I just face-palmed. How can this guy, a millionaire, who made his millions playing this very game, be so fucking impossibly thick.

[Shitty Arse]

Just popping in to call Danny Mills a fucking thick cunt.

Thanks everybody.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Garth Crooks back being Garth Crooks today:

 

 

You can't mark movement.

You can't. Mark. Movement.

Yaya Toure is constantly moving as the ball comes in, the defenders freeze and watch the ball and Yaya nips in.

All the players are pleased to have him back. You can see that. 

 

I guess you can't mark the ethereal concept of movement, no.  It is, however, possible to mark a moving player, Garth.

[Vincent Vega]

BBC employ some horrific pundits. I don't think Garth Crooks is actually all there. I'm not someone who bitches about the license fee, but the thought that some of it goes to the likes of Crooks, Savage and Motson really pisses me off.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

BBC employ some horrific pundits. I don't think Garth Crooks is actually all there. I'm not someone who bitches about the license fee, but the thought that some of it goes to the likes of Crooks, Savage and Motson really pisses me off.

 

Garth Crooks strikes me as the type of person who holds a conversation with himself whilst looking into a mirror on a regular basis. 

[SammyAftershave]

Garth Crooks strikes me as the type of person who holds a conversation with himself whilst looking into a mirror on a regular basis. 

 

In the Hall of Mirror's at the Funfair.

[FanchesterCity]

Garth Crooks back being Garth Crooks today:

 

 

I guess you can't mark the ethereal concept of movement, no.  It is, however, possible to mark a moving player, Garth.

Aye, by moving with him... aka Man Marking, old as the hills. Perhaps if Crooks had ever done any of that, he'd understand it!

[FanchesterCity]

I'd honestly prefer to listen to a normal fan (one from each side) than most pundits.

75% of what's talked about during a game is not commentary despite them being called commentators, and pundits know it all after the event.

[Tj hooker]

I know that Dave has mentioned this before but surely it's time for the BBC to get rid of the wankstain that is John Motson it's fucking embarrassing just how bad he is , did anyone notice his new name for Kolarov , Motson calls him Colarov

[SammyAftershave]

I know that Dave has mentioned this before but surely it's time for the BBC to get rid of the wankstain that is John Motson it's fucking embarrassing just how bad he is , did anyone notice his new name for Kolarov , Motson calls him Colarov

 

[Tj hooker]

Do the business Sammy it's long overdue

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Glad to see the Jake Humphrey school of mixed metaphors is still open.

 

"This game is hanging on a knife edge."

[Jairzinho]

Glad to see the Jake Humphrey school of mixed metaphors is still open.

 

"This game is hanging on a knife edge."

 

I wish he was.

[Stickman]

Phil Neville on MOTD ....For them to start doing well Boro need to start scoring and Palace need to stop conceding.....

I'll tell you what baby Neville is gonna go all the way to the top of this punditry lark.

[lifetime fan]

Just listened to the Sunday Supplement podcast with Neville.

 

I never thought it possible he could come across as a more snivelling, two faced cunt. But he managed it.

 

Makes the fawning over him from a lot of our fans even more embarrassing. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Neville is a twat but I'd honestly prefer him to Motson. He should be fucked off to commentate on bowls or something similar

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just listened to the Sunday Supplement podcast with Neville.

 

I never thought it possible he could come across as a more snivelling, two faced cunt. But he managed it.

 

Makes the fawning over him from a lot of our fans even more embarrassing. 

 

I can't remember it as fawning Col mate. I think people were surprised at how unbiased he was at the start of his punditry career and that was actually well spoken. He's certainly reverted back to type on the unbiased bit. 

[lifetime fan]

I can't remember it as fawning Col mate. I think people were surprised at how unbiased he was at the start of his punditry career and that was actually well spoken. He's certainly reverted back to type on the unbiased bit.

He was never unbiased Gord.

 

He was anti united at the start to try and show what a 'great pundit' he was. He's never done anything since he retired that wasn't with an agenda.

 

The likes of Proven, Hansen, Souness and the Spanish sky sports lot put him to shame.

 

He's a two faced little cunt.

[lifetime fan]

I'm just waiting for the fucking sex pest Neville Neville to come out of jail and join in his clique.

 

He's a fucking joke.

 

Only bigger joke was those taken in by him.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He was never unbiased Gord.

 

He was anti united at the start to try and show what a 'great pundit' he was. He's never done anything since he retired that wasn't with an agenda.

 

The likes of Proven, Hansen, Souness and the Spanish sky sports lot put him to shame.

 

He's a two faced little cunt.

 

That was what I was on about Col and why he sounded unbiased at the start. Don#t get me wrong, I detest the Manc gobshyte, his thicker brother Phil is even worse. 

[cloggypop]

I'm just waiting for the fucking sex pest Neville Neville to come out of jail and join in his clique.

 

 

He is dead unfortunately.

 

It's mainly unfortunate as I don't get to sing

 

Neville Neville

He's a sex pest

Neville Neville

He's under arrest

 

anymore.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He is dead unfortunately.

 

It's mainly unfortunate as I don't get to sing

 

Neville Neville

He's a sex pest

Neville Neville

He's under arrest

 

anymore.

 

TBF to Colin his death totally passed me by as well. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

He is dead unfortunately.

 

It's mainly unfortunate as I don't get to sing

 

Neville Neville

He's a sex pest

Neville Neville

He's under arrest

 

anymore.

Neville Neville

He lived the dolce vita,

He stuffed his fat face

with kebab meat and pizza.

[jimmycase]

Just listened to the Sunday Supplement podcast with Neville.

 

I never thought it possible he could come across as a more snivelling, two faced cunt. But he managed it.

 

Makes the fawning over him from a lot of our fans even more embarrassing. 

 

Was there a reason Sunday fucking supplement gave the whole programme over to him? I mean I know they fucking talk manchester united  at any excuse but giving the fucking no mark the full programme?

 

I didnt bother watching as soon as I saw it was just a dot cotton interview programme dressed up as Sun Sup which is fucking shite at the best of times. I just wonder why the fuck I watch it.

[Anubis]

In the Hall of Mirror's at the Funfair.

It's the only way he can bring his eyes into normal proportion with the rest of his face.