Pundits

[sir roger]

47 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Tyldesley is a cock. McCoist is the best out there but they aren't giving the final to a staunch Scottish fella. 

He's a million times better than Matterface. To be fair so would me and you , but that's beside the point.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, sir roger said:

He's a million times better than Matterface. To be fair so would me and you , but that's beside the point.

I'd love a shot at it. I'd do it for free. 

 

"He's at it again.. nope fuck all from the ref as predicted ... oh hang on hang on woah wait wait wait yep fucking knew it t-rex wins a penalty and up steps camelot. He's actually called camelot because his face look like a castle thats been twatted with them big boulder sling bastards they use in Kingdom of Heaven the one with Orlando Bloom and that fit one off Casino Royale, the Daniel Craig one... here we go... boooo!!!! boooo!!!!! boooooo!!!!! he steps up .. 1 nil and the Italians are rightly angry" 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'd love a shot at it. I'd do it for free. 

 

"He's at it again.. nope fuck all from the ref as predicted ... oh hang on hang on woah wait wait wait yep fucking knew it t-rex wins a penalty and up steps camelot. He's actually called camelot because his face look like a castle thats been twatted with them big boulder sling bastards they use in Kingdom of Heaven the one with Orlando Bloom and that fit one off Casino Royale, the Daniel Craig one... here we go... boooo!!!! boooo!!!!! boooooo!!!!! he steps up .. 1 nil and the Italians are rightly angry" 

Usher needs to do a TLW live stream broadcast of matches. I'd want you on commentary, and Tony M doing 'color' (eg rambling on about 70s stuff). Turdseye could come in and slag you off now and then.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Usher needs to do a TLW live stream broadcast of matches. I'd want you on commentary, and Tony M doing 'color' (eg rambling on about 70s stuff). Turdseye could come in and slag you off now and then.

Turdseye wouldn't make it to the gantry 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Turdseye wouldn't make it to the gantry 

You fucking hard cunt, Stig! *

 

 

 

 

* don't know how feeble Turds is.

[Creator Supreme]

Bollocks, wrong thread.

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

You fucking hard cunt, Stig! *

 

 

 

 

* don't know how feeble Turds is.

I didn't mean it like that. I was taking the piss out of his blag 10k on the gf earlier.... You had to be there I guess. 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Bollocks! wrong thread.

Nah you got the right one. 

[dockers_strike]

Notice on a couple of the dutch blag feeds for our CL games, they just had to commentator on his own. Maybe they were a cheap channel operating on a budget but it does kind of make you hark back to days when the footie just had Barry Davies or John Motson blabbing into a mic on their own.

[Kevin D]

March 2021: There are real problems in this Liverpool team and it's not like all the problems are going to suddenly vanish when Van Dijk comes back

May 2022: Turns out they did. A team playing badly after losing their best player is a simply unprecedented turn of events, nobody could have seen it coming, really.

[m0e]

1 hour ago, Kevin D said:

March 2021: There are real problems in this Liverpool team and it's not like all the problems are going to suddenly vanish when Van Dijk comes back

May 2022: Turns out they did. A team playing badly after losing their best player is a simply unprecedented turn of events, nobody could have seen it coming, really.

 

We played so badly, we finished a couple of wins off 2nd, and some bad finishing away from another semi in the CL.

[Elite]

Michael Dawson has been good today on Super Sunday. 

[Stickman]

Haha Micah Richards spouting shite about Pogba and his agent so Souness cuts hims dead saying “let’s talk about Liverpool” while walking away as if I’ve heard enough from this tight suit fitting clown 

[manwiththestick]

3 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Haha Micah Richards spouting shite about Pogba and his agent so Souness cuts hims dead saying “let’s talk about Liverpool” while walking away as if I’ve heard enough from this tight suit fitting clown 

Yeah, Richards claiming Pogba's agent would be making statements about moving against the players wishes. Yeah, okay Micah.

[Arniepie]

In an era of mediocre pundits micah Richards is a god amongst men.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

In an era of mediocre pundits micah Richards is a god amongst men.

Think you mean cunt!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

MOTD talking about Arsenal's defending.

 

Micah Richards - "Disastrous. There's no other word for it, really."

Alan Shearer - "Shambolic."

Micah Richards - "Shambolic. All the words under the sun."

 

From just one word to all the words in 3 or 4 seconds.

[Vincent Vega]

Right I’m pissed as fuck but I just want to say before I go to bed, Gary Neville is a complete cunt. I’m fucking shocked that he can take the piss out of Liverpool the way he does, the snide cunt.

[VladimirIlyich]

My lad insisted on having the commentary on for yesterday's Chelsea match and now I realise why I usually have the sound off. Absolute ear aids and why bother with a commentator when it's just 90 minutes of Gary Neville?

[Stickman]

Why is it when a player is sent off against us (which let's be honest doesn't happen often) or a penalty awarded for that matter is discussed to death yet Man Utd got probably one of the worst penalty decisions ever against Villa a couple of seasons back that got them in the champions league yet after it all that chatted about was what an impact Fernandes was having.

And now Taylor (who I thought was shite) is getting grief for not looking at the monitor for long enough regarding the handball in fact the bald cunt is getting more grief over that than when he actually cost a team the title with an utter shithouse shameful decision in not sending Kompany off

[Mudface]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

My lad insisted on having the commentary on for yesterday's Chelsea match and now I realise why I usually have the sound off. Absolute ear aids and why bother with a commentator when it's just 90 minutes of Gary Neville?

Just be thankful it wasn't Tyler, your house would need rebuilding after listening to that cunt for 5 minutes.

[dockers_strike]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

Why is it when a player is sent off against us (which let's be honest doesn't happen often) or a penalty awarded for that matter is discussed to death yet Man Utd got probably one of the worst penalty decisions ever against Villa a couple of seasons back that got them in the champions league yet after it all that chatted about was what an impact Fernandes was having.

And now Taylor (who I thought was shite) is getting grief for not looking at the monitor for long enough regarding the handball in fact the bald cunt is getting more grief over that than when he actually cost a team the title with an utter shithouse shameful decision in not sending Kompany off

Because they're hypocritical cunts?

[Anubis]

Oh Trevor, Trevor, Trevor…

 

 

[m0e]

I just looked up 'cunt' in the dictionary...

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Let’s be clear, Clive. Bjornebye is a bellend.