Roast Dinners

[Bjornebye]

Did the ol' bird get roasted or not?

 

I've had the slow cooker on since last night for a beef stew. Got those extra large yorkshire puds that fill ya plate up and gonna put the stew in that.

 

That sounds bloody delicious 

[Champ]

Did the ol' bird get roasted or not?

I've had the slow cooker on since last night for a beef stew. Got those extra large yorkshire puds that fill ya plate up and gonna put the stew in that.

You mean you havent made your own?

 

Sausages in red wine sauce for us with mashed potatoes and veg

[Fowlers God]

You mean you havent made your own?

 

Sausages in red wine sauce for us with mashed potatoes and veg

I've mad a stew. A whole fucking stew from start to scratch. With all the veg and everything. I mean I could have made them, but then I would have had to remove my arse from the sofa for longer than I would have wanted.

 

Just done an apple struddle and custard too.

[Carvalho Diablo]

You mean you havent made your own?

 

Sausages in red wine sauce for us with mashed potatoes and veg

 

Gout.

[Bjornebye]

I've mad a stew. A whole fucking stew from start to scratch. With all the veg and everything. I mean I could have made them, but then I would have had to remove my arse from the sofa for longer than I would have wanted.

 

Just done an apple struddle and custard too.

 

Erm, not exactly the hardest job though mate? 

[Fowlers God]

Erm, not exactly the hardest job though mate?

Not the culinary aspect no, but the fact I did it over the wife must count for something. No?

[General Dryness]

Not the culinary aspect no, but the fact I did it over the wife must count for something. No?

 

Not sure where to start with this.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Not the culinary aspect no, but the fact I did it over the wife must count for something. No?

 

And here comes the gravy...

 

[General Dryness]

Come 'ed.

[Champ]

I've mad a stew. A whole fucking stew from start to scratch. With all the veg and everything. I mean I could have made them, but then I would have had to remove my arse from the sofa for longer than I would have wanted.

Just done an apple struddle and custard too.

Erm, not exactly the hardest job though mate?

 

And 3 small kids in the house, I'd say that was a pretty good effort

[Champ]

Gout.

You're only jealous. Winter comfort food at its best

[Carvalho Diablo]

You're only jealous. Winter comfort food at its best

 

You're right, I AM jealous.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I never have a roast on a Sunday. My ma never did one so I don't either. We all go for our tea on a Tuesday or Thursday and in the winter often we'll have a mid-week roast which is pleasant

[Champ]

Buy it from a butcher and he'll be able to tell you know how old it is.

 

If you buy it from a supermarket you'll have no idea how old it is and you're best pot roasting it.

This is bugging me now. I've just driven past the butcher's and there's a sign up advertising new season's pheasants. And now we're at my nephew's birthday on Sunday. Grrrr. (No washing up, I suppose)

[Fowlers God]

This is bugging me now. I've just driven past the butcher's and there's a sign up advertising new season's pheasants. And now we're at my nephew's birthday on Sunday. Grrrr. (No washing up, I suppose)

Is there something wrong with the other days of the week?

[Champ]

Is there something wrong with the other days of the week?

You think I am going to go to that effort in the week when food is fuel and sandwiched between everything else the people have got going on? Nah, this is something to take my time over and be enjoyed properly...with a glass or two

[Fowlers God]

You think I am going to go to that effort in the week when food is fuel and sandwiched between everything else the people have got going on? Nah, this is something to take my time over and be enjoyed properly...with a glass or two

Sat or Fri? Either way I want to know how the pheasant goes.

 

I haven't eaten pheasant since the Gay bloke at my dads work with all the guns tried to bum him and kidnap me and my best mate one friday night. Its a long story but I hope the pheasants good.

[Champ]

Sat or Fri? Either way I want to know how the pheasant goes.

I haven't eaten pheasant since the Gay bloke at my dads work with all the guns tried to bum him and kidnap me and my best mate one friday night. Its a long story but I hope the pheasants good.

Friday. My last birthday event

Saturday. Working.

 

The following weekend is a possibility. It'll still be a Sunday, though

[VladimirIlyich]

This thread is well Gay.

Roast Dinners are the domain of a woman and should remain so.

The only involvement a man has is when it involves a Ham Shank.

[Stouffer]

On 11/12/2013 at 1:53 PM, VladimirIlyich said:

This thread is well Gay.

Roast Dinners are the domain of a woman and should remain so.

The only involvement a man has is when it involves a Ham Shank.

I'm calling bollocks to that one.

 

I'm gonna roast a nice big bit of pork (fnar).

 

Love doing a roast.

[Dave D]

So do I.

 

If that makes me gay then stuff my arse with a lemon and roast me for 1hr30mins basting regularly, using my juices in the gravy 

[Aventus]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/02/17/roast-dinner-could-killing-youscientists-say-pollution-cooking/

 

 

Cooking a roast dinner causes indoor pollution worse than Delhi. 

[Fowlers God]

Went to the Bell Inn @Studham yesterday. 

 

Most St probably the nicest roast I’ve ever had. 4 meats too. 

 

 

[Pureblood]

Is this like the breakfast thread where I can be unduly harsh for minor details?  It is?  Square plate cunts. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Fowlers God said:

Went to the Bell Inn @Studham yesterday. 

 

Most St probably the nicest roast I’ve ever had. 4 meats too. 

 

 

If that's the best roast you've ever had, you need to up your game. Shit roast potatoes. Like criminally shit. Pile of wank frozen Yorkshire. Gravy in the corner of the plate? Also, the plate has fucking corners. At least it's white, I suppose. Also, what's the dry nut-roast looking shit by the cauliflower? Parsnip looks flaccid. 

 

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