The Liverpool Way Dead Pool 2013

[redheart]

I will replace Thatcher with Bernadette Nolan

[Newport]

Over 50

Dick Cheney*

Helmut Kohl

Eli Wallach

Mickey Rooney

Nelson Mandela

Olivia de Havilland

Fidel Castro

 

Under 50

Bashar al-Assad

Piers Morgan

 

Under 30

Miley Cyrus

 

George H. W. Bush - 29th September

 

*Out with the old, in with the new

[Jonny83]

I'll be unoriginal and take Nolan too, since I only found out she was on her way out the other week as I walked past the news stand, fresh in the mind and all that

[JohnnyH]

1. Bernie Nolan

2. Nelson Mandella

3. Muhammad Ali

4. Jake LaMotta

5. Billy Graham

6. Denis Healey

7. Fidel Castro

 

Under 50

 

1. Charlie Sheen

2. Courtney Love

 

Under 30

 

1. Lindsay Lohan

 

 

 

Grand so. I’ve replaced the Thatcher with Bernie Nolan.

 

Post above also shows my change of Ali in place of Chavez.

[Chairman Meow]

There goes the advantage Tom R and I had with Bernie Nolan. Thatcher couldn't have waited a bit longer could she, the selfish bitch.

[Sugar Ape]

I'll go with Bernie Nolan as well. Foolish not to. My choice of Kim Jong-un could be on as well soon.

 

Revised list.

 

Bernie Nolan

Kirk Douglas

Ronnie Biggs

João Havelange

Clive James

Ian Paisley

Dick Van Dyke

Angelina Jolie ( under 50 )

Pete Doherty ( under 50 )

Kim Jong-un ( under 30 )

 

Bush to invade hell on 26th March.

[Chairman Meow]

I'll go with Bernie Nolan as well. Foolish not to. My choice of Kim Jong-un could be on as well soon.

 

Kim Jong-un was my planned replacement for Nolan but ill chuck him in instead of Thatcher now.

[Jack the Sipper]

Everyone that's profited from Thatcher's death on here (as well as anyone else glad to see the back of her in general) needs to thank me. I had her death down as a sure thing, but decided against including her in my list due to the jinx factor that's haunted me for so long and which I'm only now starting to control.

 

Foregoing my own benefit for the greater good. That's Socialism.

[House of Dirk]

My replacement for the witch is the author Iain Banks.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'll replace thatcher with Eli Wallach.

[ph245]

I'm going to have to replace Thatcher with Bernie Nolan..... well, points make prizes don't they.

[Trucker Paddy]

I'd like to replace thatcher with Bernie Nolan

[Acid]

My replacement for the witch is the author Iain Banks.

 

You didn't have Thatcher mate.

The list I've got for you is

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Robert Mugabe

Bruce Forsyth

Jack Charlton

Stan Lee

Hugo Chavez - Bashar Al-Assad

Nancy Reagan

 

Charlie Sheen

Macauley Culkin

 

Amanda Bynes.

[Barzini]

Hmmm, I'm not going to go for Bernie Nolan.

 

After my first points with Thatcher, I feel like I'm on a roll and would therefore like to replace the cunt with Norman Tebbit *crosses fingers*

 

Ronnie Biggs (1929)

Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917)

Kirk Douglas (1916)

Dennis Healy (1917)

Norman Tebbit (1931)

Jerry Lewis (1926)

Eli Wallach (1915)

 

Under 50

Charlie Sheen (1965)

Courtney Love (1964)

 

Under 30

Lindsay Lohan (1986)

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

I think i'll replace my Thatcher with Andy Fordham please

[AJBlaikie]

Gone with Bernie Nolan to replace Thatcher.

 

Death List 2013

1. Kirk Douglas

2. Prince Phillip

3. Ronnie Biggs

4. Bhumibol Adulyadej

5. Margaret Thatcher (dead)

6. Ian Paisley

7. Hugo Chavez (dead)

8. Tito Vilanova (under 50)

9. Peter Ndlovu (Under 50)

10. Jack Osborne (Under 30)

 

George Bush Senior to die 8th March

 

Claive James replacing Hugo Chavez

Bernie Nolan replacing Thatcher.

[Acid]

So far 12 people have Bernie Nolan.

20 have Nelson Mandela

14 have Lindsay Lohan

13 have Zsa Zsa Gabor and Ronnie Biggs

11 have Prince Phillip

9 have Paul Gascoigne

[Guest davelfc]

I would like to replace the milk snatcher with Mikhail Kalashnikov.

[VladimirIlyich]

I would like to replace the milk snatcher with Mikhail Kalashnikov.

 

His dancing isnt my cup of tea but thats a bit harsh.

[lifetime fan]

I'll swap the cunt for Fidel Castro.

[Teflon Don]

George Jones, American country singer, dies aged 81

 

BBC News - George Jones, American country singer, dies aged 81

 

US country singer George Jones, who had a string of number one songs between the 1950s and 1990s, has died aged 81.

 

Jones publicist, Kirt Webster, said the Grammy-winning singer was admitted to hospital for fever and irregular blood pressure and died on Friday.

 

Nicknamed Possum, his signature song was He Stopped Loving Her Today, a track about love and death.

 

He was married to Tammy Wynette between 1969 and 1975 and the pair recorded several songs together in the 1970s.

 

Born in Texas on 12 September 1931, Jones played guitar for tips on the streets of Beaumont as a teenager before going on to serve in the US Marine Corps.

 

He returned to Texas to record for the Starday label in Houston, achieving his first top ten hit in 1955 with Why Baby Why.

 

Known for his precise baritone and evocative voice, Jones' first number one song, White Lightning, came in 1959, followed by Tender Years in 1961.

 

Country star Garth Brooks paid tribute to the singer saying: "The greatest voice to ever grace country music will never die. Jones has a place in every heart that ever loved any kind of music."

 

Cocaine addiction

 

Jones had a string of top 10 songs during the 1960s and 1970s including If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me (Her Memory Will), Window Up Above, She Thinks I Still Care, Good Year for the Roses, The Race Is On.

 

But his battle with alcoholism and cocaine addiction frequently derailed his career and at one point his reputation for cancelling performances earned him the nickname No-Show Jones.

 

Having divorced his second wife in 1968, Jones married Wynette a year later. The pairing was an enormous professional success for both as they recorded and toured together, recording several tracks including We're Gonna Hold On, Golden Ring and Near You.

 

However as Jones' addiction problem worsened, so too did his marriage to Wynette, who later claimed he once came at her with a gun.

 

They divorced in 1975 but later resumed recording together. The couple's only daughter, Tamala is also a country singer under the name Georgette Jones.

 

Jones recorded the track He Stopped Loving Her Today in 1980. The song, which he said was his favourite, revived a flagging career and won him the Country Music Award's top male vocalist award in 1980 and 1981. He also earned a Grammy for best male country vocal performance.

 

Paying tribute to the singer on Twitter, Keith Urban said: "‏If I'm blessed enough to make it there, I look forward to you giving me the grand tour. Rest in peace George Jones!!!!!"

 

Singer Faith Hill wrote: "We lost one of the best voices God created this morning. Our hearts are saddened to hear that George Jones has passed away... Our thoughts and prayers are with Nancy and all of the family."

 

Jones credited his fourth wife Nancy, whom he married in 1983, with helping him clean up. But in 1999 he was seriously injured after driving drunk and crashing into a bridge, leading to another period of rehabilitation.

 

Jones was in the middle of a US tour when he was taken into hospital. At the tour's final date in Nashville in November, he was due to be joined by an array of country music stars including Kenny Rogers, Randy Travis, Garth Brook and rapper Kid Rock.

[Steve]

I'll replace Thatcher with Clive James, new list:

 

Nelson Mandela

Hilary Clinton

Clive James

Prince Philip

Bert Trautmann

Eddie Large

Ronnie Biggs

U50

President Assad of Syria

Liam Gallagher

U30

Prince Harry

George Bush to die on 5th February

[Teflon Don]

Die-de-Die!

 

BBC News - Hi-de-Hi! actor Paul Shane dies

 

Hi-de-Hi! actor Paul Shane dies

 

 

Paul Shane, the actor famous for starring in the 1980s BBC sitcom Hi-de-Hi!, has died, his agent has confirmed.

 

His agent said the 72-year-old died surrounded by his family at a hospice in Rotherham, South Yorkshire, earlier on Thursday after a short illness.

 

He leaves behind his three daughters and six grandchildren. His wife died in 2001.

 

Shane made his name playing entertainer Ted Bovis in Hi-de-Hi!, a long-running TV series set in a holiday camp.

 

He later appeared in You Rang, M'Lord, alongside some of the former Hi-de-Hi! cast members.

[Mendoza]

His finest hour

 

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[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Sad that...Hi-de-hi is one of my all time greats...