Nigella lawson

[Bjornebye]

Cook for me then let me shag you rotten

[KMD7]

Cook for me then let me shag you rotten

 

I should neg you for not supplying a pic. However as it's Christmas I'll rep you instead.

 

 

 

 

[sir roger]

Still chuckle at Frankie Boyle's 'Mock The week' contribution.

 

On the subject ' Things you wouldn't hear on Points of View' , he offered ' I would like to complain about the Nigella Lawson omnibus edition. I have nearly ripped the head off my cock'

[Trumo]

 

[Unrighteous]

Hit.

[ZonkoVille77]

Watching her tonight thinking I'd last about 2 seconds.

I'd be like DHL. In and out, deliver the goods in less than a minute.

[Red Soul]

I have watched her regularly for years and still can not remember one single recipe.

I do have a special batter recipe I would like to share with her though.

[KMD7]

I have watched her regularly for years and still can not remember one single recipe.

I do have a special batter recipe I would like to share with her though.

 

With a high protein content as well

[VladimirIlyich]

She's the daughter of this twat

 

 

who was chancellor for this bitch

 

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So not even with somebody else's maggot infested cock for me!

[Bjornebye]

She's the daughter of this twat

 

 

who was chancellor for this bitch

 

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So not even with somebody else's maggot infested cock for me!

 

I'm fucking gutted. She had a lucky escape.

[Guest San Don]

Cook for me then let me shag you rotten

 

In a perverse sort of way I know what you mean but, the thought in my mind would always be nigel fucking lawson's smug face being right in front of mine so for that reason, Im out!

 

But she can cook me tea any time.

[Red Soul]

With a high protein content as well

 

Precisely,and local produce.

[Red Soul]

She's the daughter of this twat

 

 

who was chancellor for this bitch

 

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So not even with somebody else's maggot infested cock for me!

 

Vlad,I get you but this is beyond politics.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Politics? Who give a flying fuck about that? She can't exactly help who her dad fucking is you mentalists?

 

Nigella can you do me some egg and chips naked please:

 

 

 

 

 

Leno has the right idea here:

 

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Vlad' date='I get you but this is beyond politics.[/quote']

 

Sorry mate,nothing is beyond politics.

 

Politics is life,however unfortunate that may be.

[Pony Princess]

If she made some kind of reasonably priced 'Nigella's minge soda-stream' she would make a killing at Christmas.

[lifetime fan]

Porn for Daily Mail readers. No thanks.

 

Her ol fella tried to block our golf club expanding too. Prick lost.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The things I'd do to her make me want to puke.

[Kevin D]

Wholesome. But, not too wholesome.

[Remmie]

Also married to that Saatchi dude, but have to echo the comments of fuck politics when it comes to tits, I'm hardly thinking Prime ministers questions whilst caressing a pair of babylons.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Great tits, arse like a racehorse. She strikes me as being an A-grade prick tease as well

[Bill]

Great tits, arse like a racehorse.

 

 

I'm in (6)

[barosrocks]

It's hardly like her aul fella or Saatchi are going to be pleased with you knobbing her is it??

 

So where's the fucking problem??

[Dan Vito Corleone]

There ain't many better looking 50 year olds.

[moof]

Also married to that Saatchi dude, but have to echo the comments of fuck politics when it comes to tits, I'm hardly thinking Prime ministers questions whilst caressing a pair of babylons.

 

'Babylons'. Ace.