'Pointless' or 'The Chase'

[Captain Turdseye]

33 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Cunt should be hanged immediately for this. 

That’s obviously a gross over exaggeration but he should at least be looking at jail time. 

[The Golden Eel]

15 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

That’s obviously a gross over exaggeration but he should at least be looking at jail time. 

I'd maybe accept life without parole

[Bjornebye]

That Hans joke is beyond the pale. Twitter should be shut down for allowing it 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

That’s obviously a gross over exaggeration but he should at least be looking at jail time. 

I assume Tim Vine is being hung  , drawn and quartered as we speak.

[bigthrusts]

"Beat The Chasers" starting on ITV on Monday. Only on for a week. Looks like the contestants basically can win more money the more chasers they want to take on.

[Elite]

20 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

"Beat The Chasers" starting on ITV on Monday. Only on for a week. Looks like the contestants basically can win more money the more chasers they want to take on.

Be interesting to see what the format is. There must be some advantage to the player as otherwise they'll have no fucking chance.

[John102]

Just seen the advert for this.

 

Cheeky cunts ripping off the Eggheads.

 

Hope Kevin enters and smokes the lot of them in one go.

[Jairzinho]

35 minutes ago, John102 said:

Just seen the advert for this.

 

Cheeky cunts ripping off the Eggheads.

 

Hope Kevin enters and smokes the lot of them in one go.

Kevin would have no chance. He'd answer the first question correctly then spend two minutes explaining his answer.

[Elite]

The Chasers at least have personality, The Eggheads are ridiculously dull and they all look like nonces.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

The Chasers at least have personality, The Eggheads are ridiculously dull and they all look like nonces.

 

I've not watched Uk TV in an age, is that fat Yorkshire bird who thinks she's a stunner still on it? Used to hate her, plus that two ton Hegarty was not much better. Paul sinner and the others are OK. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Negged. Nobody disses the Vixen or the Governess on my watch. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Pair of hags who play on their large size for gags. Not my cup of tea. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Negged. 

[mgw100]

For some reason I went looking for, and found, this....the Beast is the second worst according to these stats, although it's pretty close other than Wallace.

 

http://www.onequestionshootout.xyz/stats/summary.htm

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Negged. 

 

Go for it, are you chasing me? 

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I've not watched Uk TV in an age, is that fat Yorkshire bird who thinks she's a stunner still on it? Used to hate her, plus that two ton Hegarty was not much better. Paul sinner and the others are OK. 

She’s from Bolton, I think, mate.

[sir roger]

Very disappointing effort on tonights Chase , all 4 in the final , £69k and up against Shaun , and they shit it and scored 13

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

The Chasers at least have personality, The Eggheads are ridiculously dull and they all look like nonces.

Eggheads is unwatchable partly because the way give a run down on the other options and eliminating them, just answer the question you twat. And those two birds on the Chase are dogs. 

[TheBitch]

Appalled at PB slagging the vixen. I’d marry that brainy BBW, a BBBW if you will. 

[Elite]

Anyone been watching Beat The Chasers? It's not bad but not a patch on The Chase.

 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Anyone been watching Beat The Chasers? It's not bad but not a patch on The Chase.

 

Watched last night’s one today and we’re gonna have to repeat that pattern all week so Turdsette can watch it too. I was made up when that woman got the first question wrong and had to fuck off straight away. Had nothing against her, I just like seeing people lose. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Watched last night’s one today and we’re gonna have have to repeat that pattern all week so Turdsette can watch it too. I was made up when that woman got the first question wrong and had to fuck off straight away. Had nothing against her, I just like seeing people lose. 

I've only watched bits of it so far, none of them have won. No one is going to win big money on this, unless the Chasers gets a few wrong on purpose which they do sometimes to keep a bit of suspense.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

I've only watched bits of it do far, none of them have won. No one is going to win big money on this, unless the Chasers gets a few wrong on purpose which they do sometimes to keep a bit of suspense.

One won £25k yesterday. I’d say it’s easier to win money on this one than the normal show. The questions are loads easier. They’re about the same difficulty as the cash builder normally is. 

[Elite]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

One won £25k yesterday. I’d say it’s easier to win money on this one than the normal show. The questions are loads easier. They’re about the same difficulty as the cash builder normally is. 

Irish bloke just completely bottled 30k on the last few questions.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Elite said:

Irish bloke just completely bottled 30k on the last few questions.

Thanks for that. Won’t bother watching it tomorrow now.